Best Gym Pick-Up Lines
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WTF is "piloxing?" You just made that up, admit it.I do hate it though when I go to the group classes they have (I do piloxing) and you always see the same old men walking by the door 50 times, or just taking a seat on the bench right outside the door. Gross.
"Yeah, I was uh, on the weightliptical. Then I did some run-ups and aerobofarting."
LOL "aerobofarting" I like that one :laugh: It is fairly new, it is a mix between boxing and pilates. It involves a lot of core exercises with jabs and mat work too. There are only females in our class, so I wouldn't expect you big weight lifter types to know a lot about it
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Aerobarfarting? Oh dear.... LOL!!!
I was hit on relentlessly until I realized that having headphones on would decrease the interruptions - ahhhhh!
The one time that sticks out like a sore thumb was when I was hit on by the owner of the gym I was going to years ago. He was persistent and probably a foot shorter than me (exaggeration, but you get the idea)....
He would always come by while I was on the treadmill and say I was doing "too much cardio".... what? Too much cardio? So I asked him if he was keeping a daily log for me because I sure as he!! wasn't.... I just laughed. I don't think he found my response funny but he would STILL come up to me every night at the gym. I was always snarky with him. Surprise, right?
One night I arrived at about 9pm... and typically worked out until 10:30pm.... his cousin and his brother BOTH came up to me and said they were all going to Italian food after the gym closed. I paused wondering where they were going with this... it was crazy.
Long story short, I went with them to this restaurant that stayed open super late and actually became friends with the owner and his family, obviously. When the owner went to buy his first house, he asked me if I would go with him for my opinion. The homeowner was selling just about all of her furniture, everything. He got a major deal. We were friends for years and when I re-joined the gym last year, the trainer I was talking to actually knew who he was! Turned out he works for a different gym chain now over an hour away but yeah.... small world, eh?0 -
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I hit on people at the gym all the time. Only thing is my gym is at the office and it is only me and one other guy down there from 1-2pm each day. He is getting mighty sick of me staring at his balls while he is on bench.......0
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"aerobofarting" - According to June, Honey Boo boo's mom. Farting 15 times a day means you are loosing weight! So maybe it is an actual activity...just like walking farts!
Yeah I quoted Honey Boo Boo!0 -
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Your fitness reference..."aerobofarting" - According to June, Honey Boo boo's mom. Farting 15 times a day means you are loosing weight! So maybe it is an actual activity...just like walking farts!
Yeah I quoted Honey Boo Boo!
Just FYI We don't all look like this in GA!!!0 -
People intimidate the crap out of me so when I belonged to a gym, I kept to myself & didn't look anyone in the eyes :frown:
NOW, it would be great to have a trainer that would stretch me, bend me, shape me....wait, what?!?!? haha0 -
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Your fitness reference..."aerobofarting" - According to June, Honey Boo boo's mom. Farting 15 times a day means you are loosing weight! So maybe it is an actual activity...just like walking farts!
Yeah I quoted Honey Boo Boo!
Oh baby. That is going right in the spank bank.....0 -
Your fitness reference..."aerobofarting" - According to June, Honey Boo boo's mom. Farting 15 times a day means you are loosing weight! So maybe it is an actual activity...just like walking farts!
Yeah I quoted Honey Boo Boo!
Wow that motivates me now! Screw being hit on BRING ON THE SWEAT!0 -
Your fitness reference..."aerobofarting" - According to June, Honey Boo boo's mom. Farting 15 times a day means you are loosing weight! So maybe it is an actual activity...just like walking farts!
Yeah I quoted Honey Boo Boo!
Oh baby. That is going right in the spank bank.....
What's sad is she has a boyfriend and I don't! :noway: Wonder if they met at the gym??0 -
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'if you're impressed with how well i can pick up these weights, you should see how well I can pick you up; hi, I'm alex *smile*'
cheesy, but fun0 -
I bet she tastes like bacon.
Your fitness reference..."aerobofarting" - According to June, Honey Boo boo's mom. Farting 15 times a day means you are loosing weight! So maybe it is an actual activity...just like walking farts!
Yeah I quoted Honey Boo Boo!
Oh baby. That is going right in the spank bank.....
Now THAT'S just gross. You gonna take a bite to find out???0 -
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'if you're impressed with how well i can pick up these weights, you should see how well I can pick you up; hi, I'm alex *smile*'
cheesy, but fun
I'm picturing sparkling teeth - like in a cartoon :bigsmile:0 -
Don't be jealous of her bacony-goodness.
I bet she tastes like bacon.
Your fitness reference..."aerobofarting" - According to June, Honey Boo boo's mom. Farting 15 times a day means you are loosing weight! So maybe it is an actual activity...just like walking farts!
Yeah I quoted Honey Boo Boo!
Oh baby. That is going right in the spank bank.....
Now THAT'S just gross. You gonna take a bite to find out???
Well thanks for turning me off of bacon0 -
Don't be jealous of her bacony-goodness.
I bet she tastes like bacon.
Your fitness reference..."aerobofarting" - According to June, Honey Boo boo's mom. Farting 15 times a day means you are loosing weight! So maybe it is an actual activity...just like walking farts!
Yeah I quoted Honey Boo Boo!
Oh baby. That is going right in the spank bank.....
Now THAT'S just gross. You gonna take a bite to find out???
Ok what did I start????0 -
Don't be jealous of her bacony-goodness.
I bet she tastes like bacon.
Your fitness reference..."aerobofarting" - According to June, Honey Boo boo's mom. Farting 15 times a day means you are loosing weight! So maybe it is an actual activity...just like walking farts!
Yeah I quoted Honey Boo Boo!
Oh baby. That is going right in the spank bank.....
Now THAT'S just gross. You gonna take a bite to find out???
Well thanks for turning me off of bacon
I'm with ya! I thought nothing could ever make me stop eating bacon until that comment.
My vocabulary is failing me and all I can say is GROSS!0 -
Don't be jealous of her bacony-goodness.
I bet she tastes like bacon.
Your fitness reference..."aerobofarting" - According to June, Honey Boo boo's mom. Farting 15 times a day means you are loosing weight! So maybe it is an actual activity...just like walking farts!
Yeah I quoted Honey Boo Boo!
Oh baby. That is going right in the spank bank.....
Now THAT'S just gross. You gonna take a bite to find out???
Well thanks for turning me off of bacon
Stop it, you're confusing me. I don't know if I am hungry or horny.... FYI, I would take a bite to find out. I love bacon and cheese sammiches.0 -
I've been a fighter for 24 years (f**k I'm old), and I've never heard of it. I did look up the website. I don't think I'm ovary-centric enough to enjoy something like that.LOL "aerobofarting" I like that one :laugh: It is fairly new, it is a mix between boxing and pilates. It involves a lot of core exercises with jabs and mat work too. There are only females in our class, so I wouldn't expect you big weight lifter types to know a lot about it
Why not?? Lots of pretty things to look at while you work out??!! It is definitely a fad right now, so we will see how long it lasts, lol. I love the workout though, when I started I felt muscles that I didn't even know were there, lol. We just happen to have a master trainer in my town too, so that helps. Her energy is amazing and makes you work that much harder. And I don't have to worry about getting hit on in an all girls class :happy:0 -
Don't be jealous of her bacony-goodness.
I bet she tastes like bacon.
Your fitness reference..."aerobofarting" - According to June, Honey Boo boo's mom. Farting 15 times a day means you are loosing weight! So maybe it is an actual activity...just like walking farts!
Yeah I quoted Honey Boo Boo!
Oh baby. That is going right in the spank bank.....
Now THAT'S just gross. You gonna take a bite to find out???
Well thanks for turning me off of bacon
Stop it, you're confusing me. I don't know if I am hungry or horny.... FYI, I would take a bite to find out. I love bacon and cheese sammiches.
I wish there was a "like" button, lol. This is hilarious. Thanks for taking my mind off of work so I can read this thread, lol!0 -
"Your gastrocnemius is lookin' good. Bet you don't know what that is."
Thank you sir for reminding me why I usually put in my headphones the moment I walk in the gym and don't make eye contact.0 -
I've been a fighter for 24 years (f**k I'm old), and I've never heard of it. I did look up the website. I don't think I'm ovary-centric enough to enjoy something like that.LOL "aerobofarting" I like that one :laugh: It is fairly new, it is a mix between boxing and pilates. It involves a lot of core exercises with jabs and mat work too. There are only females in our class, so I wouldn't expect you big weight lifter types to know a lot about it
Why not?? Lots of pretty things to look at while you work out??!! It is definitely a fad right now, so we will see how long it lasts, lol. I love the workout though, when I started I felt muscles that I didn't even know were there, lol. We just happen to have a master trainer in my town too, so that helps. Her energy is amazing and makes you work that much harder. And I don't have to worry about getting hit on in an all girls class :happy:
Pretty things to look at are what got him into this situation and this whole thread started in the first place.0 -
omg, stop quoting that damn picture *aerobovomit*0
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Don't be jealous of her bacony-goodness.
I bet she tastes like bacon.
Your fitness reference..."aerobofarting" - According to June, Honey Boo boo's mom. Farting 15 times a day means you are loosing weight! So maybe it is an actual activity...just like walking farts!
Yeah I quoted Honey Boo Boo!
Oh baby. That is going right in the spank bank.....
Now THAT'S just gross. You gonna take a bite to find out???
Well thanks for turning me off of bacon
Stop it, you're confusing me. I don't know if I am hungry or horny.... FYI, I would take a bite to find out. I love bacon and cheese sammiches.
Bacon. And Cheese. Then she is definitely your girl!0 -
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