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Dumb warning labels

Posts: 3,119 Member
edited January 4 in Chit-Chat
On our stroller, it says, "Remove child before folding."

REALLY? Is that necessary?

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  • Posts: 1,494 Member
    The tofurky wrapped in plastic with a warning that says 'Remove before cooking.'
  • Posts: 1,494 Member
    Bump, plus:

    "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
  • Posts: 1,140 Member
    any type of coffee cup that has to say caution may be hot .... damn people and there crazy lawsuits for spilling coffee on themselves cause they where driving, texting and holding coffee all at the same time
  • Posts: 55 Member
    May contain nuts on my Peanut butter jar. REALLY. No *kitten* Sherlock!!
  • Posts: 2,072 Member
    My toothpaste says "squeeze tube for best results". Thanks heavens, or I never would have gotten the toothpaste out.
  • Posts: 45 Member
    Bump, plus:

    "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

    That's so awesome that the pain in my sides from laughing is worth it.
  • Posts: 3,119 Member
    May contain nuts on my Peanut butter jar. REALLY. No *kitten* Sherlock!!

    :laugh:
  • Posts: 1,781 Member
    Silica packets -'Do not Eat'
    Oh really? Because for a second there I thought a snack came with my new shoes.
  • Posts: 8,897 Member
    I don't have a real one to use, but in college I had a package of mints stronger than Altoids that were called Smints. I ate one while drinking beer. I got a sharpie and wrote on the package: Warning! Do not eat with beer!
  • Posts: 1,555 Member
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  • Posts: 1,676 Member
    My toothpaste says "squeeze tube for best results". Thanks heavens, or I never would have gotten the toothpaste out.

    Well that is where I am going wrong - mine does not have this label.
  • Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • I have a curling iron that tells me not to use it on my eyelashes..... :noway:
  • Posts: 2,072 Member
    I have a curling iron that tells me not to use it on my eyelashes..... :noway:

    Wow. Someone, somewhere must have some unworldly lashes.
  • Posts: 941 Member
    Silica packets might be mistaken for seasoning in foodstuffs? =P

    What worries me is my milk chocolate that lists milk in the ingredients...then says may contain milk...
    What might they forget it in some batches? So confusing.
  • Posts: 129 Member
    May contain nuts on my Peanut butter jar. REALLY. No *kitten* Sherlock!!

    Actually it might not contain nuts, peanuts are not nuts ;)
  • Posts: 588 Member
    The handwash in the bathroom says 'Suitable for Vegetarians' on it, I've always found that a bit weird.
  • Posts: 230 Member
    May contain nuts on my Peanut butter jar. REALLY. No *kitten* Sherlock!!

    Is a peanut actually a nut? Or is it a Legume. Maybe that's a good label,
  • Silica packets -'Do not Eat'
    Oh really? Because for a second there I thought a snack came with my new shoes.
    You laugh, but my friend's sister ate a pack once.. She wasn't a toddler, either.
  • Posts: 468 Member
    One of those campling toilet seats that you can attach to the bumper of a truck......

    label says "Caution, do not use while driving"
  • Posts: 103 Member
    Bump, plus:

    "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.


    Hahahahahah :laugh:
  • Posts: 298 Member
    My shampoo label says not to use internally.

    What flipping idiot drank it?
  • Posts: 103 Member
    This is the best thread
  • Posts: 2,072 Member
    One of those campling toilet seats that you can attach to the bumper of a truck......

    label says "Caution, do not use while driving"

    Win!
  • Posts: 405 Member
    My shampoo label says not to use internally.

    What flipping idiot drank it?

    :noway: maybe they didn't "drink" it. *gag* :noway: :laugh:
  • Posts: 2,685 Member
    Almond Milk. It is NAMED Almond Milk. The first ingredient in the ingredient list is ALMONDS. And it STILL has a big, bold cautionary message after the ingredient list that says: WARNING. CONTAINS ALMONDS

    Mixed Nuts. No name brand at my store. MIXED NUTS with a picture of peanuts, almonds, walnuts, etc on the cover. It is called Mixed Nuts. Ingredient list includes peanuts, walnuts, etc. And underneath the ingredient list is a big bold warning that says: CONTAINS MIXED NUTS.

    DOH!
  • Posts: 1,360 Member
    My new hair dryer came with a long list of warnings in the manual. My favourite by far was "Not to be used while bathing/showering. Failure to follow warnings may result in burns, electric shocks, or death."
  • Posts: 1,494 Member

    :noway: maybe they didn't "drink" it. *gag* :noway: :laugh:

    Well, I know you shouldn't do a Ben Gay back rub before getting intimate. Maybe it's something like that.
  • Posts: 430

    :noway: maybe they didn't "drink" it. *gag* :noway: :laugh:

    but its low cal and smells like peaches???
  • Posts: 468 Member
    Almond Milk. It is NAMED Almond Milk. The first ingredient in the ingredient list is ALMONDS. And it STILL has a big, bold cautionary message after the ingredient list that says: WARNING. CONTAINS ALMONDS

    Mixed Nuts. No name brand at my store. MIXED NUTS with a picture of peanuts, almonds, walnuts, etc on the cover. It is called Mixed Nuts. Ingredient list includes peanuts, walnuts, etc. And underneath the ingredient list is a big bold warning that says: CONTAINS MIXED NUTS.

    DOH!

    Personally, if you have an allergy to nuts, and you eat something that obviously has NUTS in the name....you deserve to get taken out of the gene pool.
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