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  • jennibee70
    jennibee70 Posts: 1,067 Member
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    Not exactly the same thing, but my sister in law had a ski jacket with the washing instructions "Wash handly with a clean tennis shoe". Not just any old tennis shoe, must be a clean one.
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
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  • NaturallyOlivia
    NaturallyOlivia Posts: 496 Member
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    Silica packets -'Do not Eat'
    Oh really? Because for a second there I thought a snack came with my new shoes.

    damn I only buy shoes for the sample of pop rocks.

    SO. MUCH. WIN. :D
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
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    This WARNING was on the water cooler in the Drs office waiting room.
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  • joeysox
    joeysox Posts: 195 Member
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    my son has a superhero cape it says 'warning - this product does not permit you to fly'
  • Donnaakamagmid
    Donnaakamagmid Posts: 198 Member
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    Bump, plus:

    "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

    Sadly that one is needed. My dad was a cop & he got a call from a woman who had bathed her dog then tried to dry him. Poor little dog.
  • briebear77
    briebear77 Posts: 253 Member
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    Silica packets -'Do not Eat'
    Oh really? Because for a second there I thought a snack came with my new shoes.

    This should be a meme with the Willy Wonka dude lol.
  • JessicaBR0
    JessicaBR0 Posts: 256 Member
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    Silica packets -'Do not Eat'
    Oh really? Because for a second there I thought a snack came with my new shoes.

    :laugh: Love this one!
  • kaotik26
    kaotik26 Posts: 590 Member
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    But it tastes like snozzberries!!! :wink:
  • buffykaz
    buffykaz Posts: 50 Member
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    Oh, sorry, I'll try to keel over somewhere else then :ohwell:
  • TrinityTrinityTrinity
    TrinityTrinityTrinity Posts: 53 Member
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    On my iron: "Do not iron clothes while being worn."

    How lazy does one have to be to not take off the shirt?
    I have ironed the bottom of a shirt while wearing it :)
  • missashley2390
    missashley2390 Posts: 185
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    But it tastes like snozzberries!!! :wink:

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THIS!!!! hahahahahaha
  • melbatoast917
    melbatoast917 Posts: 370 Member
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    "Pull up panties." - directions on maxi pad packaging
  • SuperstarDJ
    SuperstarDJ Posts: 440 Member
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    On my iron: "Do not iron clothes while being worn."

    How lazy does one have to be to not take off the shirt?
    I have ironed the bottom of a shirt while wearing it :)
    I'm ashamed to say I have also done that :(
  • springseternal
    springseternal Posts: 245 Member
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    I have a pair of oven mitts that have "do not use on babies" on the tag. I mentioned it to the man, and he says "people are so dumb. Everyone knows when you pull a baby out of the oven, you're supposed to use bbq tongs."

    When I worked at a kennel, we had a dog with a name tag on his collar. One side had his name, the other side said "Not Kosher, please don't eat."
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    When I worked at a kennel, we had a dog with a name tag on his collar. One side had his name, the other side said "Not Kosher, please don't eat."

    I wonder if you're allowed to eat him if you're not Jewish.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    :laugh: My I fav is " this coffee is hot". Sure as hell better be!

    Of course I'm an insurance adjuster so I know why they are there and there are bars on my 2nd story apt. Some dumbazz burned themselves on hot coffee then jumped out the window! Then sued anyone they could.


    Now don't forget to takes the kid out of the stroller:happy:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    the boat company my dad works for now has to put warnings not to reverse if someone is swimming behind the boat because someone in America (sorry but you guys seem to have a reputation for suing for everything :|) successfully sued the company after reversing over their friend.... boats work like cars if you put it into reverse and someone is behind they will come off worse... :|!

    That's because the dumb *kitten* in the judicial system let them get away with it. Stupid lawsuits would go down dramatically if they would throw them out. But as long as there's a blood sucking lawyer needing to make a buck....

    AMEN! We really are a litigious society.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    This WARNING was on the water cooler in the Drs office waiting room.
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    :noway:

    I have to share this with my daughter. She is a nurse in a dr office:laugh:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    On my iron: "Do not iron clothes while being worn."

    How lazy does one have to be to not take off the shirt?
    I have ironed the bottom of a shirt while wearing it :)

    :blushing:

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