Eating right is impossible! I give up.
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I heard there was cake here.
*running in with a fork* Cake? Where, where??
Don't run with a fork!!!!!
GAH0 -
I heard there was cake here.
*running in with a fork* Cake? Where, where??
Don't run with a fork!!!!!
**CRINGE***
agree. i would have preferred not to have seen that. the poor little kid.0 -
If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow (the name of the tour ship) would be lost. The Minnow would be lost!
A three hour tour!You want to hear about a REAL pickle? A REAL tough situation? My Lovey and I signed up for a three hour tour once on a boat, and ended being shipwrecked with a bunch of common people for over a year. It was awful. Nothing to eat but coconuts. God bless an ingenious scholarly fellow that would come up with ways to help us get off of the island, but an insufferable imp would always find a way to foul it up. Thank God, we're home and able to have our chef cook for us again.
That is a pickle! A three hour tour.....
The weather started getting rough.
The tiny ship was tossed?
The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,
The skipper too...
Really, I just have one question--will Billsica marry me? omg, I haven't laughed so hard since the "I don't know how to poop" thread! People--it's dry wit--apparently too dry for some. Its the chit chat fun and games board!!0 -
I heard there was cake here.
*running in with a fork* Cake? Where, where??
Don't run with a fork!!!!!
No no no!!! You're drunkposting all wrong. Less kids with forks stuck through their noses and more, well, fun.
C'mon...you're better than this...so do better. Nay, *be* better.
Carry on.0 -
my bad everyone.. I typed running with fork in google, and this was the first image that came up. I'm just trying to bring the dangers of running with forks (towards cake) to light..
Please just run to cake (with no fork) and slam your face into it.
Like this:
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my bad everyone.. I typed running with fork in google, and this was the first image that came up. I'm just trying to bring the dangers of running with forks (towards cake) to light..
Please just run to cake (with no fork) and slam your face into it.
Like this:
Much better.0 -
I AM DYING LAUGHING!! This post. This gif. Made my night!!wth is this post
For many of you that responded previously I should note that I am not literally dying. Please do not call the authorities and report my untimely demise. I am simply participating in the chit chat fun and games portion of the evening.0 -
I'm a personal chef...I'd like to see my kids try to fire me!
Thank you everyone for your love and support. I said it was not MY chef, but my parents. To everyone who says that my problems are not important, I just don't know what to say. We are all here on the same journey and we are all in the same boat together. Bless you all!
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I'm a personal chef...I'd like to see my kids try to fire me!
Thank you everyone for your love and support. I said it was not MY chef, but my parents. To everyone who says that my problems are not important, I just don't know what to say. We are all here on the same journey and we are all in the same boat together. Bless you all!
Fixing things. It's what I do.0 -
We are all here on the same journey and we are all in the same boat together.
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I think the first two pages of responses didn't notice what category this was posted in
I guess that was chit chat or games because it wasn't really fun.0 -
Call HR and have him replaced with a health-conscious chef. There are plenty of people out there who would happily prepare meals for you and stay within your macros. You may have to pay him or her a bit more, but isn't that kind of expertise worth it?0
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I have a solution: Just send him on over to me.
See, no more problem...0 -
I think the first two pages of responses didn't notice what category this was posted in
I guess that was chit chat or games because it wasn't really fun.
Speak for yourself because I had fun. Oh, sure, it wasn't a high level of fun, but it was still a little fun. Certainly more fun than dozens of pages of people making decisions about the above poster.0 -
Bwahahahaaa this entire thread just made my night. Seriously people??? Lmao
Bill...you're awesome and I hope you don't choke on any small toothpicks!0 -
How can there possibly be so many stupid people all gathered together on the same website?0
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Find a recipe-hand it to him. Tell him NO substitutions:noway: and speak to your parents about his behavior if it continues.0
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How can there possibly be so many stupid people all gathered together on the same website?
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How can there possibly be so many stupid people all gathered together on the same website?
Aww. Not you. I was talking about the OTHER ones.0 -
Aww. Not you. I was talking about the OTHER ones.
well, in that case...
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