Things everybody does ONCE in their life

Cameron_1969
Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
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My kid closed his fingers in the car-door. . ooooowwwwww! (he's ok, no broken bones or severed fingers).

I did that once myself as a kid. . . ONCE!
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  • LandonRand
    LandonRand Posts: 166
    Guys only.....zip yourself up in your zipper. Ouch!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Guys only.....zip yourself up in your zipper. Ouch!

    *checked off the list*. .
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    Guys only.....zip yourself up in your zipper. Ouch!

    *checked off the list*. .

    Accomplished. Hope to not repeat.
  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
    When mom tells you "Don't touch, it's hot!", you touch it. Hopefully, only once!
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
    Guys only.....zip yourself up in your zipper. Ouch!

    I've done this many times. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Fart loudly in front of a group of people.
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    Fart loudly in front of a group of people.

    Just once?! I try and do that all the time!
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
    Touch the oven to see if it's hot already
  • ashleen7
    ashleen7 Posts: 258 Member
    Fart loudly in front of a group of people.

    Yes. Me at the very top of a yoga class while the instructor was using me to demonstrate a move.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    When mom tells you "Don't touch, it's hot!", you touch it. Hopefully, only once!

    For some reason, whenever the waiter tells me this I just HAVE to touch it! I guess I need to know their definition of "hot." LOL!
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    Pre-ejaculate in my pants. Just once.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    Pre-ejaculate in my pants. Just once.

    per day?
  • harr3mi
    harr3mi Posts: 87 Member
    Guys only.....zip yourself up in your zipper. Ouch!

    "Franks & Beans!!!!"
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    Bit an oatmeal soap bar to see if there was really oats and how it tasted like. Never did it the 2nd time around, YUCK! :sick:
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Shart
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Getting caught by mom/sister flying solo
  • christy_frank
    christy_frank Posts: 680 Member
    Women: Falling into the toilet when the man in the house leaves the lid up.
  • HolsDoinIt
    HolsDoinIt Posts: 327 Member
    ive looked when someone clearly told me NOT to...will NEVER do this one again..
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Getting caught by mom/sister flying solo
    Catching your dad/brother flying solo.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    dropped the soap....






    ok..i may have done this a few times...but it's SLIPPERY stuff people!
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
    finding your mom's *kitten* while looking for stored christmas presents when you're 11.
  • debloves2ride
    debloves2ride Posts: 386
    skirt tucked into back of panty hose (back in the day)....... quite the site for co-workers. quit wearing skirts.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Getting caught by mom/sister flying solo

    Let me guess, the picture they took is what you're now using as your profile pic...amiright?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    My daughter goes to college 75 miles away. She comes home every couple of weeks. Usually calls.

    About a month ago, she came home without leting us know. About 1am Saturday morning. I sleep nude. Woke up to go to the bathroom. She was stepping into the hallway as I was stepping from the bedroom.

    She says I scarred her for life. She does call us every time now before she comes home.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Grab your dad's schween when he's trying to pee. I was super little, don't remember it, but the story goes that my dad NEVER went to the bathroom again without locking the door!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Guys only.....zip yourself up in your zipper. Ouch!

    I've done this many times. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

    Barely enough room for the goodies to fit...yea, I know the feeling.
  • pawoodhull
    pawoodhull Posts: 1,759 Member
    skirt tucked into back of panty hose (back in the day)....... quite the site for co-workers. quit wearing skirts.

    Oh yes! And we had construction going on the floor so it was all the men I work with and the construction guys! Of course being very fat at the time (no not exagerating, must have been close to 275 or more) there was nothing good to see! :tongue: Went home and threw that skirt in the trash.
  • vblair77
    vblair77 Posts: 180 Member
    walk in on parents doing the deed...only happened once...i never opened that door w/out knocking again!
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    Drink that entire bottle of Yukon Jack at 17.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    walk in on parents doing the deed...only happened once...i never opened that door w/out knocking again!

    I did that once too!

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