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    skirt tucked into back of panty hose (back in the day)....... quite the site for co-workers. quit wearing skirts.

    Did that and then walked into a warehouse full of men. I still can't wear pantyhose to this day!
  • Posts: 109 Member
    Use regualr dish soap in the dishwasher. haha, what a mess.

    Haha yep - first time I used the dishwasher and thought it was an equally good subsitution
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    when i was 10 years old, when microwaves were pretty new. my mom wanted to make caramel popcorn. so being the oldest daughter, i was in charge of using the 'cool' new microwave and melting the caramels. when it was all melted and delicious looking, i decided that i needed to see how yummy that caramel was....yeah, my tongue, lips and hands were blistered for days AND i didn't get any of the delicious homemade caramel popcorn.
  • Posts: 2,736 Member
    Peed on the electric fence. When you're "double dog dared," you have no choice.
  • Posts: 1,725 Member
    Catching the parents watching the porn that had been "confiscated"
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    how about... Lick a metal post in the wintertime... better yet, stick entire tongue to post in the wintertime and then tear away half your tongue trying to escape your mother's wrath...

    as for the 9v battery licking - done that repeatedly - easiest way to tell if the battery is still good...

    how about... forgetting to put away your vibrator and leaving it on the counter in the bathroom...
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    how about... Lick a metal post in the wintertime... better yet, stick entire tongue to post in the wintertime and then tear away half your tongue trying to escape your mother's wrath...

    as for the 9v battery licking - done that repeatedly - easiest way to tell if the battery is still good...

    how about... forgetting to put away your vibrator and leaving it on the counter in the bathroom...

    forgetting it existed between the mattresses, until your ex is helping you move and he lifts up the mattress and you dive under it all like wut? nothing happening here. and then you NEVER GET ANOTHER ONE out of pure fear.
  • Posts: 48 Member
    My kid closed his fingers in the car-door. . ooooowwwwww! (he's ok, no broken bones or severed fingers).

    I did that once myself as a kid. . . ONCE!

    I did this once as a kid too. I slammed my finger in the door and I was in such shock I just bounced up and down - with my finger still in the closed door - saying "it hurts it hurts it hurts" and my dad replied "well open the door!" I replied "NO" so he opened the door for me. At that point all the blood rushed to the end of my finger and it swelled up huge. The fingernail eventually fell off, during a library reading session...it was awesome!
  • Posts: 2,178 Member
    Bit one of the dog "Beggin Strips" to see if it really tastes how it smells.

    Did it?
  • Posts: 1,877 Member
    Entered a Tequila drinking contest............and won

    This AND ate the worm at the bottom of the bottle of Mezcal,,,

    JM
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    forgetting it existed between the mattresses, until your ex is helping you move and he lifts up the mattress and you dive under it all like wut? nothing happening here. and then you NEVER GET ANOTHER ONE out of pure fear.

    LMAO!!! I just hope my PARENTS didn't see mine!
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    "He twice microwaved a Ding-Dong still in the foil wrapper."

    "Twice?"

    "Two times."
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    how about... Lick a metal post in the wintertime... better yet, stick entire tongue to post in the wintertime and then tear away half your tongue trying to escape your mother's wrath...

    I totally did this in grade school to see if it was true....guess what it was true!!! Owwww!
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    I totally did this in grade school to see if it was true....guess what it was true!!! Owwww!

    note... if you do try again... don't tear it off... just drool all over the pipe... the saliva will loosen the bond and you don't have to loose (hehe I did that on purpose) half your tongue.
  • Posts: 165 Member
    Lose virginity. Unless you count each hole separately. :P
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    Dies.
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    Dies.

    actually born yes... dies no... my grandpa died twice.

    the first time he died, they pronounced him and we sat by his bed weeping for a half hour. then they sent us out to clean him up, and when they brought us back in, he was breathing again. He died again about 4 hours later.

    *note: he would have found this quite funny*
  • Posts: 457 Member
    oooh oooh tasting cocoa powder and expecting it to taste like nesquik!!
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    Lick a 9 volt battery. not sure what prompted me to do it. But needless to say I never did it again.

    I still do that ALL THE TIME. Love that feeling,
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    actually born yes... dies no... my grandpa died twice.

    the first time he died, they pronounced him and we sat by his bed weeping for a half hour. then they sent us out to clean him up, and when they brought us back in, he was breathing again. He died again about 4 hours later.

    *note: he would have found this quite funny*

    I stand corrected! :drinker: Here's to Grandpa...
  • Posts: 984 Member
    Drank myself sick on Southern Comfort - in the local cemetery...
  • Posts: 338 Member
    Accidentally ironed a body part..... am I the only one???
  • Posts: 332 Member
    Hide the body in the trunk of your own car
  • Posts: 58 Member
    Try and go drink for drink with your boyfriend and his dad to end up passed out (on a tuesday night) in the bathroom of the rugby club - oh the shame

    Have your little brother walk in on you whilst doing the deed - never again!
  • Posts: 122 Member
    Shart

    I wish it was only once.... :ohwell:
  • Posts: 1,990 Member
    Sneezed so hard you farted at the same time.


    lol....in the 5th grade....,:embarassed:...in the middle of math .....(tons of laughter)
  • Posts: 228 Member
    I did that a year ago! My thumb was closed in my car door up to my knuckle, oh and the door was locked so I had to unlock it with my left hand (non dominant) and then open it.


    And I was on break at work, so that was cool.
  • Posts: 602 Member
    Accidentally use someon else's toothbrush
  • Posts: 1,214 Member
    Walking in on your parents passionately making out.

    For the love of God. :sad:
  • Posts: 1,215 Member
    "He twice microwaved a Ding-Dong still in the foil wrapper."

    "Twice?"

    "Two times."

    "Hot Ding-Dong?"
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