Things everybody does ONCE in their life

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  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
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    finding your mom's *kitten* while looking for stored christmas presents when you're 11.
  • debloves2ride
    debloves2ride Posts: 386
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    skirt tucked into back of panty hose (back in the day)....... quite the site for co-workers. quit wearing skirts.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Getting caught by mom/sister flying solo

    Let me guess, the picture they took is what you're now using as your profile pic...amiright?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    My daughter goes to college 75 miles away. She comes home every couple of weeks. Usually calls.

    About a month ago, she came home without leting us know. About 1am Saturday morning. I sleep nude. Woke up to go to the bathroom. She was stepping into the hallway as I was stepping from the bedroom.

    She says I scarred her for life. She does call us every time now before she comes home.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Grab your dad's schween when he's trying to pee. I was super little, don't remember it, but the story goes that my dad NEVER went to the bathroom again without locking the door!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Guys only.....zip yourself up in your zipper. Ouch!

    I've done this many times. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

    Barely enough room for the goodies to fit...yea, I know the feeling.
  • pawoodhull
    pawoodhull Posts: 1,759 Member
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    skirt tucked into back of panty hose (back in the day)....... quite the site for co-workers. quit wearing skirts.

    Oh yes! And we had construction going on the floor so it was all the men I work with and the construction guys! Of course being very fat at the time (no not exagerating, must have been close to 275 or more) there was nothing good to see! :tongue: Went home and threw that skirt in the trash.
  • vblair77
    vblair77 Posts: 180 Member
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    walk in on parents doing the deed...only happened once...i never opened that door w/out knocking again!
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
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    Drink that entire bottle of Yukon Jack at 17.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    walk in on parents doing the deed...only happened once...i never opened that door w/out knocking again!

    I did that once too!
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
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    finding your mom's *kitten* while looking for stored christmas presents when you're 11.

    Using your mom's *kitten* while looking for stored christmas presents when you're 12. Wait, what?
  • goofyrick24
    goofyrick24 Posts: 125 Member
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    Finding your parents porn and "using" it on their bed when you were 13.
  • jennaworksout
    jennaworksout Posts: 1,739 Member
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    Fart loudly in front of a group of people.

    Just once?! I try and do that all the time!


    bahahahha just once!!!! ??? a day maybe
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
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    For some reason, whenever the waiter tells me this I just HAVE to touch it! I guess I need to know their definition of "hot." LOL!
    I do this all the time!
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    Women: Falling into the toilet when the man in the house leaves the lid up.

    ^^ Yep
    finding your mom's *kitten* while looking for stored christmas presents when you're 11.

    Your 8 year old finding your *kitten* and wanting to take it to school. (WTF?)




    Also, falling down the stairs
    and... falling forward going *up* the stairs
  • Myndi73
    Myndi73 Posts: 270
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    Threesome
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Threesome

    How YOU doin'?
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    Threesome

    How YOU doin'?
    ONCE?
  • Myndi73
    Myndi73 Posts: 270
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    Threesome

    How YOU doin'?
    ONCE?

    HAHA!
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    Women: Falling into the toilet when the man in the house leaves the lid up.


    Look before you leap...It's always the man's fault...sheesh.

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