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  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
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    "Give us the money!"
    "Elmo knows where you live"
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
  • Hollisss
    Hollisss Posts: 88 Member
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    Lisa: Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room.
  • E_H9
    E_H9 Posts: 23
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    Maude Flanders: I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N
    Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
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    D'oh!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    Just heard this one tonight:

    "How do you make a King Lear? Put the Queen in a bikini!"

    Care of Krusty the Clown.
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
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    Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
  • danimalkeys
    danimalkeys Posts: 982 Member
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    "Operator, quick, give me the number for 9-1-1". - Homer

    Chief Wiggum "You've got the wrong number. This is 9-1----2"
  • Roadie2000
    Roadie2000 Posts: 1,801 Member
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    "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
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    Lisa: Dad, those sharks must think you're a baby whale.

    Homer: Ooooh, a BABY whale, my diet is working.
  • ki4yxo
    ki4yxo Posts: 709 Member
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    Yabba-dabba-doo!

    Simpson,
    Homer Simpson,
    He's the greatest guy in history.

    From the
    Town of Springfield,
    He's about to hit a chestnut tree.

    AAAAAHHH!
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
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    Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ki4yxo
    ki4yxo Posts: 709 Member
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n8BPv43vhE
  • btwalsh132
    btwalsh132 Posts: 289 Member
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    Moe: "this thing can flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds"

    Homer: "Ohhh, but I want it now"
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
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    Grampa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    "Mmmmmm....gummi Venus de Milo."
  • Richie2shoes
    Richie2shoes Posts: 412 Member
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    Hellooo! My name is Guy Incognito!
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
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    I bent my wookie!
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    I am s-smart, I am s-smart, S-M-R-T I am s-smart.
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
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    The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

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