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devastation77
devastation77 Posts: 233
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"just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball, and release it an an appropriate moment. Like that time I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle! Remember that...when Daddy hit the referee?"
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  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
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    I would get in on this but I hated the Simpsons *gasp* I know :)
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    JONESIE! NO!
  • knightreader
    knightreader Posts: 813 Member
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    in honor of the superbowl...

    "The happiest day of my life was three Sundays ago. I was sitting on my daddy's knee when the Saints, who were 4½ point favorites, but only up by 3, kicked a meaningless field goal at the last second to cover the spread."
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
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    If this were family guy, I'd be all over this $ hit. Nothing to see here, folks.
  • wareagle8706
    wareagle8706 Posts: 1,090 Member
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    If this were family guy, I'd be all over this $ hit. Nothing to see here, folks.

    Doh!!!
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
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    You're late, bald and stupid, I'm docking you a days pay
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
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    I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T., I mean S-M-A-R-T.
  • Sambytheway82
    Sambytheway82 Posts: 500
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    Do the Bart man xx
  • vroy12
    vroy12 Posts: 4 Member
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    What's a Gym?? Ooooohhhh a Gyyyymmmmm!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    Le's say Family Guy too then bro!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    I am evil HoMER! I am evil Homer!
  • karenknob
    karenknob Posts: 19
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    Why did i have the bowl bart, why did i have the bowl????
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    My eyes! Ze goggles do nussing!
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
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    "No beer and no TV make Homer something, something"
    "Go mad?"
    "Don't mind if I dooo"
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
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    I choo choo choose you.
  • stephendamour
    stephendamour Posts: 161
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    one of my favorites....

    Lisa is home sick and Homer gets her a bunch of those teen magazines and he goes...

    "how many of these guys are named corey?". ahaha

    It is simple but hilarious...


    Also when Lisa gets a birthday card from Bart...

    "I couldn't afford to get you a drum set" (opens card to see woman with big knockers) "So how about a nice pair of bongos?".



    Lastly me and my brother always say the following..

    "Monorailllll, Monorailllllll, Monorailllllll...doh!"

    and

    "Simpson, Homer Simpson hes the greatest man in history
    From the town of Springfield
    He's about to hit a chestnut tree....DOH!"
  • shellbatronic
    shellbatronic Posts: 193
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    You don't win friends with salad.
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
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    "I bent my Wookie."

    I :heart: Ralph :smile:
  • LisaLamb1
    LisaLamb1 Posts: 149 Member
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    Homer: "You mean you're not going to eat pork?"
    Lisa "No"
    Homer "No Ham?"
    Lisa "No"
    Homer "Bacon?"
    Lisa "Dad, they are all from the same animal"
    Homer "Sure, some great magical animal!"
  • HeidibooJB
    HeidibooJB Posts: 62 Member
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    "I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you."

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