Answer only with Simpson's quotes...

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  • Mama_Jag
    Mama_Jag Posts: 474 Member
    This is the worst pain ever!!!!!!
  • Burns -- "You're fired!"
    Homer -- "And with just cause!"

    (Upon seeing Sideshow Bob's DIE BART DIE tattoo)
    It's "The Bart, The" in German. Nobody who speaks German can be evil!
  • Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!

    He was a zombie?
  • skcardiog
    skcardiog Posts: 316 Member
    Ooooh, floor pie!
  • "hey homie, i can see your doodle!" flanders
  • codapea
    codapea Posts: 182 Member
    Are you gonna release the hounds, or the bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so every time they bark at you they shoot bees at you?
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    History with Grandpa Simpson:

    Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
  • Wiggum: "this is poppa bear. put out an APB for a man driving a...car...of some sort. Heading in the direction of...you know, that places that sells chilli. Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless"
  • HeidibooJB
    HeidibooJB Posts: 62 Member
    It tastes like.....burning!
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
    This post is genius. :)
  • nessagrace22
    nessagrace22 Posts: 430 Member
    "Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his *kitten* on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown".
  • Ralph: "Can you cook my dinner for me? My mom won't let me use the stove!"
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
    This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's Comet collided with the moon.
  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
    Duffman (looking at photo of Moe on Duff calendar): "That's a mug you don't wanna chug...OH YEAH!"
  • "save me supper man!"
  • nataliefamily3
    nataliefamily3 Posts: 189 Member
    Mr. burns singing about his fur collection:

    See my vest see my vest made of real gorilla chest
    See my loafers former gophers
  • HeidibooJB
    HeidibooJB Posts: 62 Member
    Me fail English? That's unpossible!
  • "well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!"
  • valerieschram
    valerieschram Posts: 97 Member
    Mr. Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?

    Smithers: Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.

    Mr. Burns: Damn their oily hides!
  • nessagrace22
    nessagrace22 Posts: 430 Member
    Homer: Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
  • Homer "I have two kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and two money"
  • mathteacher2010
    mathteacher2010 Posts: 85 Member
    From the episode with Flanders' parents:

    "I've tried nothing and don't know what else to do!"

    :laugh:
  • Millhouse: "are these real x-rays?"

    Radioacitve Man director: "good question! we'll look into that! okay x-ary machine to full power aaaaand action!"

    *obviosuly real x-rays bombard Millhouse's skull*
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I have a question. You're crazy!

    Confused, would we?
  • allegram
    allegram Posts: 117
    "Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'"
  • JulieBGoood
    JulieBGoood Posts: 120 Member
    exxxxcellent....
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    "Good job nibbles , now chew through my ball sack"
  • keepitcroosh
    keepitcroosh Posts: 301 Member
    Bart: Im bart simpson, who the hell are you?

    Homer: Heres to alcohol... The cause... And solution to, all lifes problems

    Ralph: Mrs krabapel and principal skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me

    Mr burns answering phone : Ahoy hoy?


    so manyyyyyy. I could go on forever. best show everrrrrrr.
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    Do - The stuff that buys me Beer
    Ra - The guy that sells me Beer
    Mi - The guy that drinks the Beer
    Fa - The distance to my Beer
    So - I think I'll have a Beer
    La - La la la la la Beer
    Ti - No thanks I'm having Beer

    That will bring us back to D'OH!!!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I call the big one "Bitey".