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Answer only with Simpson's quotes...
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"Operator, quick, give me the number for 9-1-1". - Homer0
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“No beer and no TV makes Homer something something.”0
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“No beer and no TV makes Homer something something.”
Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!0 -
News: "Homer Simpsons sleeps in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers."
Homer: "Hey, that's the half truth."0 -
hmmm, what is an eltdown?0
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I choo choo chooooseeee you. And there's a picture of a train on it!
Look in the tunk. I think he means trunk.
My doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there!
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!0 -
I choo choo chooooseeee you. And there's a picture of a train on it!
Look in the tunk. I think he means trunk.
My doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there!
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Ralph is a one kid goldmine of quotes haha0 -
“No beer and no TV makes Homer something something.”
Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!
Gimme the bat Marge! Gimme the batbatbatbat!0 -
hmmm, what is an eltdown?
hahahaha0 -
And they stayed on the island until they were saved by mmmm let's say moe0
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Go banana!0
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"It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, except with more cursing...We're gonna live like kings! Damn hell *kitten* kings!"0
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No food no monkey butlers this islands a death hole0
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Homer: "Hey, how come nobody thanked me?"
Lisa: "You didn't do anything!"
Homer (dejectedly): "I like being thanked."0 -
AAGGGHHH! TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE POUNDS!!! Ohh, I'm a blimp.
Why are the good things so tasty?
(Homer on the scales)0 -
We start with pure milk chocolate...
Add a layer of farm-fresh honey...
Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar...
And dip it in rich, creamery butter...
-- The candy bar from hell, ``Bart's Friend Falls in Love'
omg, I totally remember this one *drools*
"Think of the children! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!!!!!"0 -
Nobody *snuggles* with Max Power, Marge. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs.0
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This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”0
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"I wanna go to Mount Splashmore, take me take me take me NOW. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! Mount Splashmore take me there right now!"0
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Een America, first you get da suger. Den you get de money. Den you get de power. Den you get de weemen.
I used to rock and roll all night and party every day! Then it was every other day...now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.
Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21.
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think her name is Mother Shabubu now.0 -
"Give us the money!"
"Elmo knows where you live"0 -
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."0
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Lisa: Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room.0
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Maude Flanders: I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N
Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!0 -
D'oh!0
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Just heard this one tonight:
"How do you make a King Lear? Put the Queen in a bikini!"
Care of Krusty the Clown.0 -
Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!0
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"Operator, quick, give me the number for 9-1-1". - Homer
Chief Wiggum "You've got the wrong number. This is 9-1----2"0 -
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."0
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Lisa: Dad, those sharks must think you're a baby whale.
Homer: Ooooh, a BABY whale, my diet is working.0
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