Answer only with Simpson's quotes...

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  • Mceastes
    Mceastes Posts: 303 Member
    Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    "AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAAHAH! did you see that!? the boot kicked Bart! it kicked him right in the butt!"
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Homer, taking a test :

    Homer: "Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing so I can go back to killing you with beer. "
    Homer's Brain: "It's a deal!"

    Apu, after Homer worked at the Quickie Mart:

    "He slept, he stole, he was rude the customers. Still, there goes the best employee I ever had!"

    Mr. Burns: "Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    Apu: "hey HEY! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise! You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again!"
  • jungefrau
    jungefrau Posts: 11 Member
    If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
  • narcissus1199
    narcissus1199 Posts: 18 Member
    "No, you got the wrong number, this is 9-1-...2."

    Chief Wiggam
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    "Some folks'll never lose a toe, but then again some folks'll. Like Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel. "

    ....."Hey Ma!! Get off tha dang roof!"
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
    I'll practice you!
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    Homer: Mmmm 64 slices of American cheese... 64... 63... (next morning) 2...1...

    Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?

    Homer: I think I'm blind
  • IamSam25
    IamSam25 Posts: 21
    Looks like everything is coming up Millhouse.
  • gonna_do_it_56
    gonna_do_it_56 Posts: 206 Member
    IP.......IP Freely........
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    Dr Nick:

    "oh it's such a nice day! i think i'll go out the window!"
  • knightreader
    knightreader Posts: 813 Member
    i have two questions for you...how much? and give it to me!
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
    "No TV and no beer make Homer something something.."
  • Dean513
    Dean513 Posts: 23
    Simpson, Homer Simpson -
    He's the greatest man in history
    From the town of Springfield
    He's about to hit a chestnut tree...
    AAAAAARGH!!!
  • WTF7
    WTF7 Posts: 140 Member
    You better not be in my *kitten* groove!
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
    I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    "I like your toys. Mine are all sticky." ~ Ralph
  • Kym1610
    Kym1610 Posts: 328 Member
    I think I have to go with...


    "You don't make friends with salad, you don't make friends with salad"

    Although I am sure that is not the case on this website :)
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
    It's a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
    Dr Nick:

    "oh it's such a nice day! i think i'll go out the window!"

    HI DR. NICK!
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
    When was the last time Barbara Streisand cleaned out your garage? And when it's time to do the dishes...where's Ray Bolger? I'll tell ya! Ray Bolger...is lookin' out for Ray Bolger!
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    "I don't want to be Chesty La Rue, or Busty St. Claire"
    "Fine, Hooty McBoob it is!"
  • Lane1012
    Lane1012 Posts: 211 Member
    Marrrrge .. You being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman ... And I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
    I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.

    Hahaha, just watched that episode "Das Bus"

    "Hold on kids, I'll swim for help! Uhhh what the!? Zeppelin ruuullllessss!"
  • watergallagher
    watergallagher Posts: 232 Member
    Yvan eht nioj
  • watergallagher
    watergallagher Posts: 232 Member
    A below average boy, an above average dog.
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    spider pig!!! spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does!!!
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
    Yvan eht nioj

    L.T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and super liminal.
    Lisa: Super liminal?
    L.T. Smash: I'll show you.... HEY YOU! Join the navy!
    Carl: Yeah, alright.
    Lenny: I'm in!

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