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Answer only with Simpson's quotes...

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  • ki4yxo
    ki4yxo Posts: 709 Member
    Yabba-dabba-doo!

    Simpson,
    Homer Simpson,
    He's the greatest guy in history.

    From the
    Town of Springfield,
    He's about to hit a chestnut tree.

    AAAAAHHH!
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
    Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ki4yxo
    ki4yxo Posts: 709 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n8BPv43vhE
  • btwalsh132
    btwalsh132 Posts: 289 Member
    Moe: "this thing can flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds"

    Homer: "Ohhh, but I want it now"
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    Grampa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    "Mmmmmm....gummi Venus de Milo."
  • Richie2shoes
    Richie2shoes Posts: 411 Member
    Hellooo! My name is Guy Incognito!
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    I bent my wookie!
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I am s-smart, I am s-smart, S-M-R-T I am s-smart.
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    But the dank Moe, the dank!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray! Sluuuuurp
  • Live_To_Kayak
    Live_To_Kayak Posts: 16
    If you don't come in to work Friday don't bother coming in Monday either
    "Woo-hoo!! four day weekend!"

    If the plant ye wish to flee, go to sector 7G
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    Superintendent Chalmers: I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, UGLY children…
  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
    Awkward teen: Reach for the skiiiiiiis.....I mean skies *X-Files music plays*
  • skylark94
    skylark94 Posts: 2,036 Member
    "It's uterUS, not uterYOU"
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    My boy's a box! Damn you! A box!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    I call him Gamblor! And I will save your mother from his neon claws!
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    Alcohol. The cause of, ANd solution to, ALL of life's problems.:drinker:
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
  • tynger112
    tynger112 Posts: 351
    I had intercourse with your spouse and or your significant other
  • Sheeshy
    Sheeshy Posts: 133
    "I bent my Wookie."

    I :heart: Ralph :smile:



    Me too -- Go Banana!
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
    Ms. Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
    Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.
  • mcshoelovin22
    mcshoelovin22 Posts: 263 Member
    Duffman says a lots of things
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?
    Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes, we do.
    Groundskeeper Willie: [rips off his clothes] Then grease me up, woman!
    Lunchlady Doris: ...Okey-dokey.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9_jIa2WADc


    Groundskeeper Willie: [a wolf is attacking Bart] Hey, Wolfie! Put down that hors d'oeurve, it's time fer tha main course!

    [Willie shares a flask of Scotch with the whipped wolf]
    Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, don't feel too bad. I was wrestling wolves when you were still suckling at your mother's teat.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNzPsfnN3sU
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    *Apu yelling at Millhouse who is strung up in a hockey goal, feebly blowing at a hockey puck*

    "Come on defense! You call that blowing?"
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    Duffman! Can't breathe! Oh no!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    Do my worst, eh? Smither's, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
    Come on, big boy! Shake that butter off those buns.
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