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  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
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    It's a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
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    Dr Nick:

    "oh it's such a nice day! i think i'll go out the window!"

    HI DR. NICK!
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
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    When was the last time Barbara Streisand cleaned out your garage? And when it's time to do the dishes...where's Ray Bolger? I'll tell ya! Ray Bolger...is lookin' out for Ray Bolger!
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
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    "I don't want to be Chesty La Rue, or Busty St. Claire"
    "Fine, Hooty McBoob it is!"
  • Lane1012
    Lane1012 Posts: 211 Member
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    Marrrrge .. You being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman ... And I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
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    I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.

    Hahaha, just watched that episode "Das Bus"

    "Hold on kids, I'll swim for help! Uhhh what the!? Zeppelin ruuullllessss!"
  • watergallagher
    watergallagher Posts: 232 Member
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    Yvan eht nioj
  • watergallagher
    watergallagher Posts: 232 Member
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    A below average boy, an above average dog.
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
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    spider pig!!! spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does!!!
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
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    Yvan eht nioj

    L.T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and super liminal.
    Lisa: Super liminal?
    L.T. Smash: I'll show you.... HEY YOU! Join the navy!
    Carl: Yeah, alright.
    Lenny: I'm in!
  • Lane1012
    Lane1012 Posts: 211 Member
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    Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening.

    cue post superbowl .wav
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    He is now called Harry Porker.
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
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    "Hey there, I heard its your birthday, how old are you?"
    "Well I'm"
    "That's great! Would you like us to sing you a song?"
    "Hell no!"
    "You've got it, ready Senor Beaverotti?"
    "You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl! "
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
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    Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.
  • nicky732
    nicky732 Posts: 11
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    Homer: If you had a BBQ without any meat, they'd say "YO, GOOBER, WHERES THE MEAT??"
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
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    Yvan eht nioj

    I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the night now lol
  • Lane1012
    Lane1012 Posts: 211 Member
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    My mind is always open to new ideas ...... ONIONS!!! IN THE PEAS!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!?!!?!
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
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    Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"
    Mail guy: "Okay. What's your first name Mr Burns?"
    Homer: "I don't know"

    Homer: "Great plan Bart"
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
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    "Pair off as I draw your names. Lenny &...Carl"
    "Aw nuts, I mean...um..aw nuts"
  • fatboymax
    fatboymax Posts: 90
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    ralph

    i saw principle skinner and mrs krobopple making babies and the baby looked at me

    apu

    that is the most disgusting smell i have ever smelled ... and i am from India

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