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Answer only with Simpson's quotes...

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  • MaggieSporleder
    MaggieSporleder Posts: 428 Member
    We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it "The Good Morning Burger".
  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
    "I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."
    - Jessica Simpson
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    "I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow"
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    doh...it's the only one i know.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    HEY! They work! My feet are soaked but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!

    ETA:

    Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!"

    That was on tonight!
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    a.gif

    Toooooooo Silly
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    So stoopid, Dont know how that happened, try this tumblr_lk2mzzxByu1qamowlo1_500.gif
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    So stoopid, Dont know how that happened, try this tumblr_lk2mzzxByu1qamowlo1_500.gif



    LMAO!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    "Look kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is....never try"
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    "well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!"

    That was on tonight!


    I miss Phil Hartman!
  • YAYJules
    YAYJules Posts: 282 Member
    "THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM! Now my bottom's big!"
  • Ilovevwgolf
    Ilovevwgolf Posts: 564 Member
    I hope I didn't brain my damage!
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    Are they boing or saying bo urns
  • jinjin8
    jinjin8 Posts: 220 Member
    After rolling the sexy dice...

    Lick eyes....hang on....spank hair.....what the...whisper into *kitten*...arghhhhh.
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    hi everybody!
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    So stoopid, Dont know how that happened, try this tumblr_lk2mzzxByu1qamowlo1_500.gif
    omfg I love it
  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
    Lisa: "But I'm so angry!"
    Marge: "You're a woman, you can hold onto it forever!"
  • imadyer
    imadyer Posts: 145 Member
    Mr. Burns: Fun. Is that how it's pronounced? I've only seen it written.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    "It tastes like burning."
  • mathteacher2010
    mathteacher2010 Posts: 85 Member
    After Homer is told there is a 7 day waiting period to get a gun:

    "7 days??? But I'm mad now!!!!"
  • Richie2shoes
    Richie2shoes Posts: 411 Member
    My cat's breath smells like catfood.
  • YAYJules
    YAYJules Posts: 282 Member
    The doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if i just kept my finger out of there.
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    worst. episode. ever.
  • timpicks
    timpicks Posts: 151 Member
    Help me Jebus!
  • Billkane2
    Billkane2 Posts: 2 Member
    Marge, I swear, I never would have done it I'd known you'd find out
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    An all squishy squishy such a thing has never been done
  • awagz
    awagz Posts: 21 Member
    "I'm a rageaholic, I just can't live without rageahol"
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!"

    That was on tonight!


    I miss Phil Hartman!

    I think it's actually Hank Azaria, which is why we still get to see him from time to time. I seriously miss Troy McClure. :'(
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    You could say there's a little outer in all of use
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