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Answer only with Simpson's quotes...

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  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    "Doctor without knowing the full story, would you say its time to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside?"

    "Yes I would Kent"
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    This is Fuzzy Bunny. About a year ago, he noticed his voice was changing, he had terrible acne, and had fur where there was no fur before.
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    "And if ye don't like meat, well then to hell wit cha!"
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    "Wait a minute...that smells like regular. DUDE! SHE NEEDS PREMIUM! PREMIUM! DUUUUUUUUUDE!"
  • pnkpassion
    pnkpassion Posts: 64 Member
    "I thought you said 8 cups of gravy a day keeps the doctor away" -Homer
  • warriorprincessdi
    warriorprincessdi Posts: 617 Member
    THE POINTY KITTY TOOK DADDY'S KEY!
  • Mama_Jag
    Mama_Jag Posts: 474 Member
    Stephen Hawking: "If you are looking for trouble, you found it".
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    This is where I found the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.


    Tomacco!


    Bed goes up. Bed Goes Down. Cloud goes up. Cloud goes down.
  • jessiwithaneye
    jessiwithaneye Posts: 39 Member
    Mr. Burns, trying to use an ATM: "Guide me in, Smithers."
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    Mr. Largo: Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word tromboner?
    Lisa: No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
    Sherri: She was looking at Nelson
    Class: Lisa likes Nelson
    Milhouse: She does not
    Class: Milhouse likes Lisa
    Janey: He does not!
    Class: Janey likes Milhouse!
    Uter: She does not!
    Class: Uter likes Milhouse.
    Mr. Largo: Nobody likes Milhouse!
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Mr. Burns (squinting): FOCUS!
    Smithers: it's a play, sir
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
  • zrmac804
    zrmac804 Posts: 369 Member
    "You're drinking a candle."
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."

    Hahahahahaha
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