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  • kae_blah
    kae_blah Posts: 180 Member
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    We start with pure milk chocolate...
    Add a layer of farm-fresh honey...
    Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar...
    And dip it in rich, creamery butter...
    -- The candy bar from hell, ``Bart's Friend Falls in Love'
  • janeite1990
    janeite1990 Posts: 694 Member
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    blahblahblah something else DONUTS.
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
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    Simp-Son !

    Flan-ders!
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
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    "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVpN312hYgU
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
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    and...

    After The Ramones play "Happy Birthday to You" to Mr. Burns:

    Burns: Have the Rollling Stones killed.

    Smithers: But sir, those aren't...

    Burns: DO AS I SAY!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsB4MYuzu5k
  • TeriTegland
    TeriTegland Posts: 30 Member
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    :"Bart, You wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?"
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    Homer: Now I'm in Australia! Now I'm in America! Australia! America! Australia! America!
    (gets knocked out)
    Man: Here in Australia, we don't tolerate that kind of crap, sir.

    Man: That's not a knife, this is a knife!
    Bart: No it's not. It's a spoon.
    Man: I see you've played knifey spooney before.
  • TeriTegland
    TeriTegland Posts: 30 Member
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    My son is also named BORT
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
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    Why you little....
  • TeriTegland
    TeriTegland Posts: 30 Member
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    Lousy Smarch weather
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    Marge: Sometimes moms & dads get a little... 'used' to each other
    Homer: Yeah, dads especially!
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
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    I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    Are they boing or saying bo urns
    ^^^ moleman: I was saying boo urns
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    newsman: ..and now for more on proposition 48
    Homer: mooching war widows!
  • princessage117
    princessage117 Posts: 171 Member
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    Smithers, release the hounds!
  • lwlock
    lwlock Posts: 33 Member
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    "Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr.? The kids can call you HoJu."
  • princessage117
    princessage117 Posts: 171 Member
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    Oh look, it's Mr.Burns, KILL IT!
  • zrmac804
    zrmac804 Posts: 369 Member
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    Homer is getting a credit check at Bob's RV Roundup. A siren pops up out of the computer.

    Homer "Is that a good siren? Am I approved?"

    Bob: "Have you ever known a siren to be good?"
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    "C'mon Marge, we're missing the chilli cook off!"
  • cominupmilhouse
    cominupmilhouse Posts: 257 Member
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    I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until ya just wish Flanders was dead.

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