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  • Mceastes
    Mceastes Posts: 303 Member
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    Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    "AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAAHAH! did you see that!? the boot kicked Bart! it kicked him right in the butt!"
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Homer, taking a test :

    Homer: "Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing so I can go back to killing you with beer. "
    Homer's Brain: "It's a deal!"

    Apu, after Homer worked at the Quickie Mart:

    "He slept, he stole, he was rude the customers. Still, there goes the best employee I ever had!"

    Mr. Burns: "Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    Apu: "hey HEY! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise! You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again!"
  • jungefrau
    jungefrau Posts: 11 Member
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    If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
  • narcissus1199
    narcissus1199 Posts: 18 Member
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    "No, you got the wrong number, this is 9-1-...2."

    Chief Wiggam
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
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    "Some folks'll never lose a toe, but then again some folks'll. Like Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel. "

    ....."Hey Ma!! Get off tha dang roof!"
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
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    I'll practice you!
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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    Homer: Mmmm 64 slices of American cheese... 64... 63... (next morning) 2...1...

    Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?

    Homer: I think I'm blind
  • IamSam25
    IamSam25 Posts: 21
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    Looks like everything is coming up Millhouse.
  • gonna_do_it_56
    gonna_do_it_56 Posts: 206 Member
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    IP.......IP Freely........
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    Dr Nick:

    "oh it's such a nice day! i think i'll go out the window!"
  • knightreader
    knightreader Posts: 813 Member
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    i have two questions for you...how much? and give it to me!
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
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    "No TV and no beer make Homer something something.."
  • Dean513
    Dean513 Posts: 23
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    Simpson, Homer Simpson -
    He's the greatest man in history
    From the town of Springfield
    He's about to hit a chestnut tree...
    AAAAAARGH!!!
  • WTF7
    WTF7 Posts: 140 Member
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    You better not be in my *kitten* groove!
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
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    I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
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    "I like your toys. Mine are all sticky." ~ Ralph
  • Kym1610
    Kym1610 Posts: 333 Member
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    I think I have to go with...


    "You don't make friends with salad, you don't make friends with salad"

    Although I am sure that is not the case on this website :)
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

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