Answer only with Simpson's quotes...

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  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Hey, thought people in this thread might enjoy this list:
    http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/02/16/the-simpsons-top-25-peripheral-characters
  • nessagrace22
    nessagrace22 Posts: 430 Member
    "Marge, why are you crying? Your not in any physical pain, the only pain a man can understand"
  • YAYJules
    YAYJules Posts: 282 Member
    Something was said. Not good! WHAT IS IT? Don't yell at Homer! They called me slow!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    "well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!"

    That was on tonight!


    I miss Phil Hartman!

    I think it's actually Hank Azaria, which is why we still get to see him from time to time. I seriously miss Troy McClure. :'(


    You're right, I think I quoted the wrong post.
  • PudgyPigeon
    PudgyPigeon Posts: 89 Member
    Oh, I hate these flood pants. Hey! They're working... my feet are soaked but my cuffs are bone dry! Everythings coming up MILLHOUSE!
  • HeidibooJB
    HeidibooJB Posts: 62 Member
    "Can't sleep, clown 'll eat me. Can't sleep, clown 'll eat me"

    "When I was seventeen, I drank a very good beer. I drank a very good beer, that I got with a fake ID, my name was Brian McGee, when I was seventeen...."
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    "Saxomophooooooooooone...saxomophooooooooooooe"
  • fratgirl713
    fratgirl713 Posts: 65
    Can't sleep,,,,,,,,clown's gonna eat me
    Can't sleep,,,,,,,,clown's gonna eat me


    Shut up liver!
  • Richie2shoes
    Richie2shoes Posts: 411 Member
    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
  • kae_blah
    kae_blah Posts: 180 Member
    We start with pure milk chocolate...
    Add a layer of farm-fresh honey...
    Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar...
    And dip it in rich, creamery butter...
    -- The candy bar from hell, ``Bart's Friend Falls in Love'
  • janeite1990
    janeite1990 Posts: 671 Member
    blahblahblah something else DONUTS.
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Simp-Son !

    Flan-ders!
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVpN312hYgU
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    and...

    After The Ramones play "Happy Birthday to You" to Mr. Burns:

    Burns: Have the Rollling Stones killed.

    Smithers: But sir, those aren't...

    Burns: DO AS I SAY!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsB4MYuzu5k
  • TeriTegland
    TeriTegland Posts: 30 Member
    :"Bart, You wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?"
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    Homer: Now I'm in Australia! Now I'm in America! Australia! America! Australia! America!
    (gets knocked out)
    Man: Here in Australia, we don't tolerate that kind of crap, sir.

    Man: That's not a knife, this is a knife!
    Bart: No it's not. It's a spoon.
    Man: I see you've played knifey spooney before.
  • TeriTegland
    TeriTegland Posts: 30 Member
    My son is also named BORT
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    Why you little....
  • TeriTegland
    TeriTegland Posts: 30 Member
    Lousy Smarch weather
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
    Marge: Sometimes moms & dads get a little... 'used' to each other
    Homer: Yeah, dads especially!
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
    Are they boing or saying bo urns
    ^^^ moleman: I was saying boo urns
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
    newsman: ..and now for more on proposition 48
    Homer: mooching war widows!
  • princessage117
    princessage117 Posts: 171 Member
    Smithers, release the hounds!
  • lwlock
    lwlock Posts: 33 Member
    "Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr.? The kids can call you HoJu."
  • princessage117
    princessage117 Posts: 171 Member
    Oh look, it's Mr.Burns, KILL IT!
  • zrmac804
    zrmac804 Posts: 369 Member
    Homer is getting a credit check at Bob's RV Roundup. A siren pops up out of the computer.

    Homer "Is that a good siren? Am I approved?"

    Bob: "Have you ever known a siren to be good?"
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    "C'mon Marge, we're missing the chilli cook off!"
  • cominupmilhouse
    cominupmilhouse Posts: 257 Member
    I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until ya just wish Flanders was dead.

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