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  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
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    Krusty: It wasn't my fault, it was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor...
    Percodan?! Aw, crap!
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
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    Mmmmm.. Forbidden donut... <drool>
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
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    Marge please, Marge? Marge please..............

    From. The first or second episode.
  • sissy56
    sissy56 Posts: 108 Member
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    Lisa to teacher: I got an A++?
    Teacher (tasting paper): No, the second plus is Drambuie. I was grading during lunch.
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Willie the Groundskeeper: "Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender dogs!"
  • imadyer
    imadyer Posts: 145 Member
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    Folk art? That's my favorite folk medium! -Homer
  • Naomi0222
    Naomi0222 Posts: 84
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    Mr burns "SIMPSOOOOON"
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
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    No TV and no beer make Homer something, something
  • ubermensch13
    ubermensch13 Posts: 824 Member
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    "Mr. Simpson, are you wearing a grocery bag?"

    "I have misplaced my pants"
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
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    MARG: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
    HOMER: You say that so often that it's lost *all* meaning.
  • allegram
    allegram Posts: 117
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    It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
    -Boy, you Scots sure are contentious folk.
    -You just made an enemy for life!
  • KayakAngel
    KayakAngel Posts: 397 Member
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    For superbowl weekend, Homer:
    Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Cletus: Is you one of my offspring?
    Bart: No sir.
    Cletus: Prove it.
    Bart: A, B, C, D, ----
    Cletus: Okay, Okay I believe you, Einsteen!
  • allegram
    allegram Posts: 117
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    Homer [on the phone]: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
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    Homer [on the phone]: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!

    lmao
  • Richie2shoes
    Richie2shoes Posts: 412 Member
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    Jebediah: A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

    Mrs Krabappel: Embiggens? I never heard that word before moving to Spingfield.
    Miss Hoover: I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word.
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    Lionel Hutz: "Good for you son. If there's one thing the world needs, its more lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers? "

    *imagines the world unified in harmony, shudders*
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
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    "Smithers, are they booing me?"
    "No sir, they're saying boourns, booourns"
    "Are you saying boo, or boourns?"
    "Boooooo"
    "I was saying boourns"
  • Mama_Jag
    Mama_Jag Posts: 474 Member
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    Lionel Hutz: If you lived here, you'd be home by now.

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