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Krusty: It wasn't my fault, it was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor...
Percodan?! Aw, crap!0 -
Mmmmm.. Forbidden donut... <drool>0
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Marge please, Marge? Marge please..............
From. The first or second episode.0 -
Lisa to teacher: I got an A++?
Teacher (tasting paper): No, the second plus is Drambuie. I was grading during lunch.0 -
Willie the Groundskeeper: "Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender dogs!"0
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Folk art? That's my favorite folk medium! -Homer0
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Mr burns "SIMPSOOOOON"0
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No TV and no beer make Homer something, something0
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"Mr. Simpson, are you wearing a grocery bag?"
"I have misplaced my pants"0 -
MARG: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
HOMER: You say that so often that it's lost *all* meaning.0 -
It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
-You just made an enemy for life!0 -
For superbowl weekend, Homer:
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.0 -
Cletus: Is you one of my offspring?
Bart: No sir.
Cletus: Prove it.
Bart: A, B, C, D, ----
Cletus: Okay, Okay I believe you, Einsteen!0 -
Homer [on the phone]: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!0
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Homer [on the phone]: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!
lmao0 -
Jebediah: A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Mrs Krabappel: Embiggens? I never heard that word before moving to Spingfield.
Miss Hoover: I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word.0 -
Lionel Hutz: "Good for you son. If there's one thing the world needs, its more lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers? "
*imagines the world unified in harmony, shudders*0 -
"Smithers, are they booing me?"
"No sir, they're saying boourns, booourns"
"Are you saying boo, or boourns?"
"Boooooo"
"I was saying boourns"0 -
Lionel Hutz: If you lived here, you'd be home by now.0
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