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  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    But the dank Moe, the dank!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray! Sluuuuurp
  • Live_To_Kayak
    Live_To_Kayak Posts: 16
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    If you don't come in to work Friday don't bother coming in Monday either
    "Woo-hoo!! four day weekend!"

    If the plant ye wish to flee, go to sector 7G
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
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    Superintendent Chalmers: I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, UGLY children…
  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Awkward teen: Reach for the skiiiiiiis.....I mean skies *X-Files music plays*
  • skylark94
    skylark94 Posts: 2,036 Member
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    "It's uterUS, not uterYOU"
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
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    My boy's a box! Damn you! A box!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    I call him Gamblor! And I will save your mother from his neon claws!
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
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    Alcohol. The cause of, ANd solution to, ALL of life's problems.:drinker:
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
  • tynger112
    tynger112 Posts: 351
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    I had intercourse with your spouse and or your significant other
  • Sheeshy
    Sheeshy Posts: 133
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    "I bent my Wookie."

    I :heart: Ralph :smile:



    Me too -- Go Banana!
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
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    Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
    Ms. Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
    Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.
  • mcshoelovin22
    mcshoelovin22 Posts: 263 Member
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    Duffman says a lots of things
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
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    Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?
    Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes, we do.
    Groundskeeper Willie: [rips off his clothes] Then grease me up, woman!
    Lunchlady Doris: ...Okey-dokey.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9_jIa2WADc


    Groundskeeper Willie: [a wolf is attacking Bart] Hey, Wolfie! Put down that hors d'oeurve, it's time fer tha main course!

    [Willie shares a flask of Scotch with the whipped wolf]
    Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, don't feel too bad. I was wrestling wolves when you were still suckling at your mother's teat.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNzPsfnN3sU
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    *Apu yelling at Millhouse who is strung up in a hockey goal, feebly blowing at a hockey puck*

    "Come on defense! You call that blowing?"
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    Duffman! Can't breathe! Oh no!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
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    Do my worst, eh? Smither's, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
    Come on, big boy! Shake that butter off those buns.

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