My entire town is sabotaging me!!

bcattoes

I can't deal with the sabotage anymore. I don't know what to do besides rage quitting my job, severing all ties to the outside world and moving into a shack in the woods.If I deactivate my account today, you know where I'll be.

Use this as an opportunity to look down on those that choose eat the crap you serve them. No that you are better than them in every way when you choose not to eat the same crap. They are weak and you are a strong and superior being. Use that superiority to improve your self esteem. Look upon your lessers in the drive thru and queued up like lemmings at the counter with disdain.

BrettPGH

i constantly feel a mix of guilt and shame.....

I used to feel that way. Then I learned to not *kitten* ALL the time. Sometimes you gotta eat or visit family.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

You know, thinking about it. Just being around the smell of the food all day would be incredibly motivating for me not to eat the stuff.

The food isn't sabotaging me, the customers are. You don't have to see the look of glee on their fat faces while they're cramming it in.

Neither do you. Put your head down and focus on your work, instead of staring at and judging everyone else. Yo bidness. Mind it.

ETA: I realize this was supposed to be sarcastic and funny; I just found it weak.

A.k.a, I didn't get the joke, so I'm going to just say it was a bad joke.

That's the way I read it.

pucenavel

Go apply for a job at ModMarket, Garbanzo's or even Chipotle - the worst things on their menus are twice as healthy as the "healthiest" things at Burger Clown.

mdhummel

Sorry, I guess I couldn't hear the sarcasm over the WHINING.

jnichel

You think people would be grateful for the motivational notes you're providing. Those sound so sweet.

Really you should probably sue McDonald's. I understand that they provide free food to employees. That's basically first degree murder if I remember my Law & Order episodes correctly.

Finally, someone understands! I've always had a feeling you were the only true, supportive person on this site.

The idea of suing came to me as well, but Mariska Hargitay won't return my calls. I feel like she's in on the sabotage.

Mariska Hargitay is in SVU...now go watch Law & Order and learn the names!

Reported for not realizing SVU is the only Law and Order worth watching.

Reported for not realizing it sucks ever since Elliot left. :sad:

Reported for not realizing that they should have never canceled Oz, where Meloni could have continued portraying Keller.

Beastette

i constantly feel a mix of guilt and shame.....

I used to feel that way. Then I learned to not *kitten* ALL the time. Sometimes you gotta eat or visit family.

Liar. When you visit me, you still do it all the time.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Feeding of the Trolls is strictly prohibited.

And if this is making fun of that 16 year old having family problems you should be ashamed.

What's a troll?

ME!!!!

jnichel

Feeding of the Trolls is strictly prohibited.

And if this is making fun of that 16 year old having family problems you should be ashamed.

I don't know what thread you are referring to. I'm just making fun of "SABOTAGE" in general.

I do feel ashamed though, just in general.....like....all the time. Does that help?

Make more sammiches and the shame will go away.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Everybody is trying to sabotage me...

oh wait... what's that you say?

I can just ignore them...

And why on Earth would I do that when I can complain about it on MFP.

It usually helps if you read the thread before commenting.... Just sayin'

LoraF83

You think people would be grateful for the motivational notes you're providing. Those sound so sweet.

Really you should probably sue McDonald's. I understand that they provide free food to employees. That's basically first degree murder if I remember my Law & Order episodes correctly.

Finally, someone understands! I've always had a feeling you were the only true, supportive person on this site.

The idea of suing came to me as well, but Mariska Hargitay won't return my calls. I feel like she's in on the sabotage.

Mariska Hargitay is in SVU...now go watch Law & Order and learn the names!

Reported for not realizing SVU is the only Law and Order worth watching.

Reported for not realizing it sucks ever since Elliot left. :sad:

Reported for not realizing that they should have never canceled Oz, where Meloni could have continued portraying Keller.

Reported for making me feel bad that I'm too poor to afford HBO and therefore have never even seen Oz.

HotCuppaJo

Just break up

This.... FTW.

sullus

Go apply for a job at ModMarket, Garbanzo's or even Chipotle - the worst things on their menus are twice as healthy as the "healthiest" things at Burger Clown.

Chipotle Salad - Chicken, Brown Rice, Black Beans, Lettuce, Tomato Salsa, Vinaigrette,
Servings:
Calories 760 Sodium 1945 mg
Total Fat 36 g Potassium 0 mg
Saturated 7 g Total Carbs 73 g
Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 16 g
Monounsaturated 0 g Sugars 7 g
Trans 0 g Protein 44 g
Cholesterol 115 mg

Mcdonalds - Egg Mcmuffin
Servings:
Calories 300 Sodium 780 mg
Total Fat 12 g Potassium 220 mg
Saturated 5 g Total Carbs 30 g
Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 2 g
Monounsaturated 0 g Sugars 3 g
Trans 0 g Protein 18 g
Cholesterol 260 mg

I do not think the data agree with you.

redheaddee

You think people would be grateful for the motivational notes you're providing. Those sound so sweet.

Really you should probably sue McDonald's. I understand that they provide free food to employees. That's basically first degree murder if I remember my Law & Order episodes correctly.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Feeding of the Trolls is strictly prohibited.

And if this is making fun of that 16 year old having family problems you should be ashamed.

I don't know what thread you are referring to. I'm just making fun of "SABOTAGE" in general.

I do feel ashamed though, just in general.....like....all the time. Does that help?

Oh. Are you <fill in the religious sect of your choice>?

Edited to eliminate the reporting of the most fun thread I have been on all day.

jnichel

You think people would be grateful for the motivational notes you're providing. Those sound so sweet.

Really you should probably sue McDonald's. I understand that they provide free food to employees. That's basically first degree murder if I remember my Law & Order episodes correctly.

Finally, someone understands! I've always had a feeling you were the only true, supportive person on this site.

The idea of suing came to me as well, but Mariska Hargitay won't return my calls. I feel like she's in on the sabotage.

Mariska Hargitay is in SVU...now go watch Law & Order and learn the names!

Reported for not realizing SVU is the only Law and Order worth watching.

Reported for not realizing it sucks ever since Elliot left. :sad:

Reported for not realizing that they should have never canceled Oz, where Meloni could have continued portraying Keller.

Reported for making me feel bad that I'm too poor to afford HBO and therefore have never even seen Oz.

Reported for not pirating Oz episodes.

cgarand

I'm standing on the outside looking in. And, from where I stand I can only see two (possibly three) solutions for your predicament. First, and easiest solution, would be to pack up and move from that stinkhole town full of sabateurs. Let them choke on their crispy, salty fries and McRibs...*kitten* deserve it!

Second, and slightly more complicated solution, would be to burn that f'n Mickey D's to the ground! Purge them with flame...but, only during a rush hour or when a couple of busses are there. The fatty, greasy customers will help feed the fire and in no time that place will be just a pile of smoldering ash. Kinda sucks to lose the play area, but in times of war there are sometimes unavoidable losses.

Third, and probably least effective solution, get them to all join MFP! I can't wait to read their message board posts about how they have been walking and cutting down on french fries and dollar drafts for two weeks and still haven't reached their goal weight and they want to quit.

Whatever you do, do not just quit. Then the bastages win! I would start suggestive selling the apple/walnut salad. No particular reason except that it's yummy. :smokin:

BeingAwesome247

Feeding of the Trolls is strictly prohibited.

And if this is making fun of that 16 year old having family problems you should be ashamed.

I don't know what thread you are referring to. I'm just making fun of "SABOTAGE" in general.

I do feel ashamed though, just in general.....like....all the time. Does that help?

Oh. Are you <fill in the religious sect of your choice>?

Edited to eliminate the reporting of the most fun thread I have been on all day.

I saw it before you edited it!
There's an app for that!

willingtofight

Really?
You cant tell other people what to do. Especially not in the type of job you're in,

You're there to offer customer service.

I use to work as HEAD CHEF in a restaurant for two years- while I was on the Atkins. I didn't eat there especially since i could look over my counter and see everyone slammin bacon and sausage and everything in between.

Your manager is kind of right- Use willpower. Or leave your job.

You said your in that job because of the choices you have made in life.
I will tell you what I told other fast food workers.

This is the life that you chose.

I am not living your life, MFP is not living your life. You are living your reality. If working at MickeyDs is a hinder to your life style change then YOU need to change it. Take some classes, start browsing other career paths. Do something where you don't have to be around people shoving their face with Death Nuggets.

Come on- If it's affecting you that you are actually getting enraged- then maybe you need to seek medical and professional help. Talk to someone about your feelings who is actually certified to help you.

Don't let this affect the way that you support yourself and your family and your livelihood.

There are plenty of other people who are searching for jobs and would be happy to have a second chance like you did.

YES.

jnichel

Go apply for a job at ModMarket, Garbanzo's or even Chipotle - the worst things on their menus are twice as healthy as the "healthiest" things at Burger Clown.

Chipotle Salad - Chicken, Brown Rice, Black Beans, Lettuce, Tomato Salsa, Vinaigrette,
Servings:
Calories 760 Sodium 1945 mg
Total Fat 36 g Potassium 0 mg
Saturated 7 g Total Carbs 73 g
Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 16 g
Monounsaturated 0 g Sugars 7 g
Trans 0 g Protein 44 g
Cholesterol 115 mg

Mcdonalds - Egg Mcmuffin
Servings:
Calories 300 Sodium 780 mg
Total Fat 12 g Potassium 220 mg
Saturated 5 g Total Carbs 30 g
Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 2 g
Monounsaturated 0 g Sugars 3 g
Trans 0 g Protein 18 g
Cholesterol 260 mg

I do not think the data agree with you.

Data is very logical.