My entire town is sabotaging me!!

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  • Change_is_Good_
    Change_is_Good_ Posts: 272 Member
    Talking about making bad decisions... You should probably edit your comment about where you work and your drug use or you might not have a job for long. Employers tend to frown on stoned Managers.

    You've obviously never worked at McDonalds.

    I'm pretty sure it's compulsory in the one near me.
    (although on a serious not that is quite a good point)
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    The food isn't sabotaging me, the customers are. You don't have to see the look of glee on their fat faces while they're cramming it in.

    Okay, I may have taken this wrong... but this post kinda ticked me off. Especially the more I read. Talking about people cramming food down their fat faces.... really? I think you've forgotten where you came from. You were there once upon a time too. Way to be encouraging to others by calling them fat! Really?!?!? That's so disrespectful! Ya know, I went from 220 to 168 since September, just because I've lost weight doesn't give me the right to call others fat and look down on others that live like I use to. This is America, there's always gonna be a McDonald's. If people choose to "cram food down their fat faces" that's their decision. If you don't like your job, QUIT! I'm sure Subway is hiring.

    How can you expect people to respect and encourage you when you're just gonna be a b!tch and talk bad about people that make bad choices?


    OMG. You are sooooooooo right. Thank goodness you were here to spend your third post on this. I can't believe that she is calling those people fat. Besides, they can't help it. They are trapped because we all know that McD's puts addictive substances in their food. Then they sell it relatively cheaply.

    OP - You should be just ashaed of yourself. You could hurt those people's feelings and that may drive them to want to eat more. Maybe you are sabotaging your town instead. You should be more supportive and less b!tchy.

    It's the duty of the newly emancipated to ridicule the ones still trapped. Spurs them to action it does! If you think about it, there's no better support you can offer really. Shame the fatties & send them scurrying to the gym! Besides, all those tears shed eliminates water retention, an added bonus.
  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
    Go apply for a job at ModMarket, Garbanzo's or even Chipotle - the worst things on their menus are twice as healthy as the "healthiest" things at Burger Clown.

    Chipotle Salad - Chicken, Brown Rice, Black Beans, Lettuce, Tomato Salsa, Vinaigrette,
    Servings:
    Calories 760 Sodium 1945 mg
    Total Fat 36 g Potassium 0 mg
    Saturated 7 g Total Carbs 73 g
    Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 16 g
    Monounsaturated 0 g Sugars 7 g
    Trans 0 g Protein 44 g
    Cholesterol 115 mg

    Mcdonalds - Egg Mcmuffin
    Servings:
    Calories 300 Sodium 780 mg
    Total Fat 12 g Potassium 220 mg
    Saturated 5 g Total Carbs 30 g
    Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 2 g
    Monounsaturated 0 g Sugars 3 g
    Trans 0 g Protein 18 g
    Cholesterol 260 mg

    I do not think the data agree with you.

    In less than half the calories, you get more than twice the cholesterol.
    Fiber content (per calorie) is a factor of four higher in Chipotle salad

    I stand by my argument

    It's an egg. There's that much cholesterol in an egg. Even the ones you cook at home.

    I stand by mine.

    hahaha only thing that can be said was the cholesterol & low fiber? really??
    I'm not even a McDonald's fan and I'd pick the McMuffin over that faux salad.

    I was only going after the low-hanging fruit....

    First, here are the actual numbers on the Salad Bowl from Chipotle:

    495 Calories
    11.5g Fat
    3g Saturated
    0g Trans Fats
    115g Cholesterol
    1240g Sodium
    60g Carbs
    15g Fiber
    5g Sugar
    43g Protein

    The only difference I could say would be the vinaigrette?? There's no vinaigrette at Chipotle - perhaps you meant Salsa??

    At 495 Calories, that's a pretty healthy lunch. Good balance of protein, carbs, vitamins and fiber.

    Now, moving on....

    Here is the list of the McMuffin's ingredients:

    English Muffin:
    Enriched flour (bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, yeast, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, wheat gluten, soybean oil and/or canola oil, contains 2% or less of the following: salt, calcium sulfate, calcium carbonate, citric acid, calcium citrate, yellow corn flour, corn meal, rice flour, barley malt, artificial flavors, natural flavors (botanical source), dough conditioners (ascorbic acid, azodicarbonamide, datem, tricalcium phosphate, monocalcium phosphate, enzymes, calcium peroxide), calcium propionate and potassium sorbate (preservatives), soy lecithin. Prepared with Liquid Margarine.

    Egg:
    USDA Grade A eggs, soy lecithin (release agent). Prepared with Liquid Margarine.

    Pasteurized Process American Cheese:
    Milk, water, milkfat, cheese culture, sodium citrate, salt, citric acid, sorbic acid (preservative), sodium phosphate, artificial color, lactic acid, acetic acid, enzymes, soy lecithin (added for slice separation).

    Canadian Style Bacon:
    Pork, water, sugar, salt, sodium lactate, sodium phosphate, natural flavor (vegetable), sodium diacetate and sodium nitrite (preservatives).

    Liquid Margarine:
    Liquid soybean oil, water, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, salt, hydrogenated cottonseed oil, soy lecithin, mono-and diglycerides, sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate (preservatives), artificial flavor, citric acid, vitamin A palmitate, beta carotene (color).

    If you eat one of those every day, it WILL have negative health effects.

    If you eat a Chipotle Salad Bowl every day, you will grow tired of black beans. :laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Go apply for a job at ModMarket, Garbanzo's or even Chipotle - the worst things on their menus are twice as healthy as the "healthiest" things at Burger Clown.

    Chipotle Salad - Chicken, Brown Rice, Black Beans, Lettuce, Tomato Salsa, Vinaigrette,
    Servings:
    Calories 760 Sodium 1945 mg
    Total Fat 36 g Potassium 0 mg
    Saturated 7 g Total Carbs 73 g
    Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 16 g
    Monounsaturated 0 g Sugars 7 g
    Trans 0 g Protein 44 g
    Cholesterol 115 mg

    Mcdonalds - Egg Mcmuffin
    Servings:
    Calories 300 Sodium 780 mg
    Total Fat 12 g Potassium 220 mg
    Saturated 5 g Total Carbs 30 g
    Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 2 g
    Monounsaturated 0 g Sugars 3 g
    Trans 0 g Protein 18 g
    Cholesterol 260 mg

    I do not think the data agree with you.

    In less than half the calories, you get more than twice the cholesterol.
    Fiber content (per calorie) is a factor of four higher in Chipotle salad

    I stand by my argument

    It's an egg. There's that much cholesterol in an egg. Even the ones you cook at home.

    I stand by mine.

    hahaha only thing that can be said was the cholesterol & low fiber? really??
    I'm not even a McDonald's fan and I'd pick the McMuffin over that faux salad.

    I was only going after the low-hanging fruit....

    First, here are the actual numbers on the Salad Bowl from Chipotle:

    495 Calories
    11.5g Fat
    3g Saturated
    0g Trans Fats
    115g Cholesterol
    1240g Sodium
    60g Carbs
    15g Fiber
    5g Sugar
    43g Protein

    The only difference I could say would be the vinaigrette?? There's no vinaigrette at Chipotle - perhaps you meant Salsa??

    At 495 Calories, that's a pretty healthy lunch. Good balance of protein, carbs, vitamins and fiber.

    Now, moving on....

    Here is the list of the McMuffin's ingredients:

    English Muffin:
    Enriched flour (bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, yeast, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, wheat gluten, soybean oil and/or canola oil, contains 2% or less of the following: salt, calcium sulfate, calcium carbonate, citric acid, calcium citrate, yellow corn flour, corn meal, rice flour, barley malt, artificial flavors, natural flavors (botanical source), dough conditioners (ascorbic acid, azodicarbonamide, datem, tricalcium phosphate, monocalcium phosphate, enzymes, calcium peroxide), calcium propionate and potassium sorbate (preservatives), soy lecithin. Prepared with Liquid Margarine.

    Egg:
    USDA Grade A eggs, soy lecithin (release agent). Prepared with Liquid Margarine.

    Pasteurized Process American Cheese:
    Milk, water, milkfat, cheese culture, sodium citrate, salt, citric acid, sorbic acid (preservative), sodium phosphate, artificial color, lactic acid, acetic acid, enzymes, soy lecithin (added for slice separation).

    Canadian Style Bacon:
    Pork, water, sugar, salt, sodium lactate, sodium phosphate, natural flavor (vegetable), sodium diacetate and sodium nitrite (preservatives).

    Liquid Margarine:
    Liquid soybean oil, water, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, salt, hydrogenated cottonseed oil, soy lecithin, mono-and diglycerides, sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate (preservatives), artificial flavor, citric acid, vitamin A palmitate, beta carotene (color).

    If you eat one of those every day, it WILL have negative health effects.

    If you eat a Chipotle Salad Bowl every day, you will grow tired of black beans. :laugh:

    Please stop trolling the troll threads.
  • blues4miles
    blues4miles Posts: 1,481 Member
    Have another bite, it's wafer thin!

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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Have another bite, it's wafer thin!

    Mr-Creosote.jpg

    Haha, I was thinking about this when I wrote that! :drinker:
  • The food isn't sabotaging me, the customers are. You don't have to see the look of glee on their fat faces while they're cramming it in.

    Okay, I may have taken this wrong... but this post kinda ticked me off. Especially the more I read. Talking about people cramming food down their fat faces.... really? I think you've forgotten where you came from. You were there once upon a time too. Way to be encouraging to others by calling them fat! Really?!?!? That's so disrespectful! Ya know, I went from 220 to 168 since September, just because I've lost weight doesn't give me the right to call others fat and look down on others that live like I use to. This is America, there's always gonna be a McDonald's. If people choose to "cram food down their fat faces" that's their decision. If you don't like your job, QUIT! I'm sure Subway is hiring.

    How can you expect people to respect and encourage you when you're just gonna be a b!tch and talk bad about people that make bad choices?
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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,207 Member
    Thsi thread just ate my lunchtime like some empty eyed automaton gorging itself on fat ladden fries and death nuggets. But my abs got a work out.

    Thank you so much, well meaning, non-sarcasm detecting preachers, you never fail to amuse :)
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    If you eat one of those every day, it WILL have negative health effects.

    Don't care, it has bacon....or at least what the Canuckleheads call bacon. It's pig meat. WIN!
    If you eat a Chipotle Salad Bowl every day, you will grow tired of black beans. :laugh:

    And have a boring, bacon-less life.

    In conclusion, salad sucks, long live bacon.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    The food isn't sabotaging me, the customers are. You don't have to see the look of glee on their fat faces while they're cramming it in.

    Okay, I may have taken this wrong... but this post kinda ticked me off. Especially the more I read. Talking about people cramming food down their fat faces.... really? I think you've forgotten where you came from. You were there once upon a time too. Way to be encouraging to others by calling them fat! Really?!?!? That's so disrespectful! Ya know, I went from 220 to 168 since September, just because I've lost weight doesn't give me the right to call others fat and look down on others that live like I use to. This is America, there's always gonna be a McDonald's. If people choose to "cram food down their fat faces" that's their decision. If you don't like your job, QUIT! I'm sure Subway is hiring.

    How can you expect people to respect and encourage you when you're just gonna be a b!tch and talk bad about people that make bad choices?
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    Would you like to tap into my sarcasm detector?
  • cuteness81104
    cuteness81104 Posts: 131 Member
    Why do you work there then?
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Just break up...
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member

    The thing is, we serve close to 1000 customers a day. I have to watch people order death nuggets and burgers of doom all day long, and see them cram them down their fat throats. 1000 times a day.

    aww c'mon now..in all fairnes, im sure not all of them have fat throats :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Just break up...

    I agree, and remove that black bar while you're at it.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Why do you work there then?

    I already said! I made bad life decisions!!
  • Wannabeachday
    Wannabeachday Posts: 122 Member
    The food isn't sabotaging me, the customers are. You don't have to see the look of glee on their fat faces while they're cramming it in.

    Okay, I may have taken this wrong... but this post kinda ticked me off. Especially the more I read. Talking about people cramming food down their fat faces.... really? I think you've forgotten where you came from. You were there once upon a time too. Way to be encouraging to others by calling them fat! Really?!?!? That's so disrespectful! Ya know, I went from 220 to 168 since September, just because I've lost weight doesn't give me the right to call others fat and look down on others that live like I use to. This is America, there's always gonna be a McDonald's. If people choose to "cram food down their fat faces" that's their decision. If you don't like your job, QUIT! I'm sure Subway is hiring.


    How can you expect people to respect and encourage you when you're just gonna be a b!tch and talk bad about people that make bad choices?
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    You took the words right out of my mouth! You don't like working there then leave! No one is keeping you there but yourself! I don't know how you can work in a place that you don't support or respect. That says a lot about you.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Please people...I'm begging you to stop taking me seriously. It's not even funny anymore...it's making me weep for humanity.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Please people...I'm begging you to stop taking me seriously. It's not even funny anymore...it's making me weep for humanity.

    More drugs. For them.
  • Ascolti_la_musica
    Ascolti_la_musica Posts: 676 Member
    Epic.
  • arcticfox04
    arcticfox04 Posts: 1,011 Member
    You should be glad you have customers. Without them you'd have no job and no money. Then you can lose a ton a weight since you can't buy any food.

    Until you understand that everyone walks on their own path in life. Stop worrying about others and focus on yourself.
  • kbogati
    kbogati Posts: 39 Member
    Summon the hamburgler

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    LMAO
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    You should be glad you have customers. Without them you'd have no job and no money. Then you can lose a ton a weight since you can't buy any food.

    Until you understand that everyone walks on their own path in life. Stop worrying about others and focus on yourself.

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  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    Eww @ McDonald's
  • this post kinda ticked me off

    Wannabeachday said all there is to say about this....
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,207 Member
    You should be glad you have customers. Without them you'd have no job and no money. Then you can lose a ton a weight since you can't buy any food.

    Until you understand that everyone walks on their own path in life. Stop worrying about others and focus on yourself.

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  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    Even when im alone and i fart i still chuckle
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    You should be glad you have customers. Without them you'd have no job and no money. Then you can lose a ton a weight since you can't buy any food.

    Until you understand that everyone walks on their own path in life. Stop worrying about others and focus on yourself.

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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,207 Member
    You should be glad you have customers. Without them you'd have no job and no money. Then you can lose a ton a weight since you can't buy any food.

    Until you understand that everyone walks on their own path in life. Stop worrying about others and focus on yourself.

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    I gracefully conceed. You, Sir, are the Facepalm-Master.
  • cathyfowler662
    cathyfowler662 Posts: 120 Member
    Thank you SO much for a great thread!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. The people that were actually serious were especially hilarious!
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    You should be glad you have customers. Without them you'd have no job and no money. Then you can lose a ton a weight since you can't buy any food.

    Until you understand that everyone walks on their own path in life. Stop worrying about others and focus on yourself.

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