Things you should never hear a dude say

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  • NicoleisQuantized
    NicoleisQuantized Posts: 344 Member
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    Sorry....I'm saving myself for marriage.


    This.
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
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    Come spot me on donkey calf raises.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Immediately pictured this in my head...... :sick:
  • Cella30
    Cella30 Posts: 539 Member
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    *kitten*! I didn't pull out in time!:noway:
  • JonathonMars
    JonathonMars Posts: 358 Member
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    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    That's not true at all. I think, reading through these pages, it's obvious that they get judged for it everyday.
  • Whiskybelly
    Whiskybelly Posts: 197 Member
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    Anything to break an awkward silence.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    I think the title should be 'Things heterosexual men are afraid to say in case someone thinks they're homosexual'

    Because, of course, that is the worst/most terrifying thing for a straight man. :yawn:

    That happened to my brother. This woman thought my brother and his friend were gay lovers.

    She's now married to my brother :flowerforyou:


    some of the things in this thread are things you shouldn't hear from anyone of either gender or any sexual orientation, like:

    "I'll stick to using the pink 5lb dumbbells, because I don't want to bulk up"

    and

    "I'm only going to do push-ups with my knees on the floor, because my friend's aunt's cousin's husband's colleague's sister's a nurse and she said that full push-ups can damage the reproductive system"
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
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    My vagina iches
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    Wanna go tanning?
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    has your mom always been a good kisser?
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    "We could meet for breakfast. Shall I nudge you or phone you."
  • jen10st
    jen10st Posts: 325 Member
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    "Can I borrow your hair straighteners and some concealer I have a blemish." A direct quote from my ex immediately after spending 2 hours choosing an outfit for the pub.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,692 Member
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    I'm hanging out with the girls today!

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  • jen10st
    jen10st Posts: 325 Member
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    "We could meet for breakfast. Shall I nudge you or phone you."
    Hahahahahaha I've actually had this said to me twice!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Wow, that's your sister?
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
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    O!. MY! GAWWWWD! I AM SOOOOOO GETTING THOSE SAME SHOES!

    I have had a couple of "dudes" say that to me and then hug me.
  • Spook_Nuke_Em
    Spook_Nuke_Em Posts: 408 Member
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    Let's hit the gym and do some C*** push-ups, bro.
  • CherryLoveLove
    CherryLoveLove Posts: 31
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    Do my shoes match my thong?
  • teshiburu
    teshiburu Posts: 262 Member
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    and boom goes the dynamite
  • IIFerdi
    IIFerdi Posts: 47 Member
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    "I really like this Justin Bieber song."
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    "I'm really struggling in these heels"

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