Things you should never hear a dude say

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  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.

    OMG! I was scrolling through to make sure I could say this and figures it would be YOU!!!! :grumble: :grumble:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    How about just "Fabulous?"
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
    Hey, who moved the pink weights?

    I did - you got a problem with that?:grumble:
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  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    porn is gross.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Lifting heavy - Will it make me bulky?
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    Wait till you see this new hairdo....
  • becjovincent
    becjovincent Posts: 25 Member
    I have to go to the bathroom... you guys want to go with me?
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    I think my penis may be a vestigial structure.
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,170 Member
    i just spent $70 to get my split ends trimmed
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    "Who wants an Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three orange Whips!"
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    I'm not in the mood.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Is it cool if I mack on your mom?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    "Hey babe, I hope you don't mind I used your razor. My arms were getting prickly." Ughhh true story
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Joy still has the best story.

    Poor girl went on a date with a guy, a military guy no less... and when he went to the bathroom he said he had to go "tinkle".

    This is horrible.

    Girls pee, guys piss.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    O!. MY! GAWWWWD! I AM SOOOOOO GETTING THOSE SAME SHOES!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    female species
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    i really think it is the perfect size
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    my P***y hurts. .

    (but it's fun as hell to ask your friends if this is their problem when they start whining about something). .
  • opalescence
    opalescence Posts: 413 Member
    Here, hold my purse.

    I dont care how much those shoes cost I must have them.

    :tongue: :laugh:
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    "I LOVE my vibrator"
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    i know its my birthday but you and your friends dont have to do that for me
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    I think my penis may be a vestigial structure.

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  • devilwhiterose
    devilwhiterose Posts: 1,157 Member
    "How's my hair look?"

    My husband has asked me this. I looked at him, just looked at him. And then said..."You sound like a woman. You look fine. LET'S GO!"
  • JusticeGirl25
    JusticeGirl25 Posts: 703 Member
    "Cook me dinner NOW!"
  • crawford4398
    crawford4398 Posts: 441 Member
    Hey could you pick me up some Teal Skinny Jeans while your out today .
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    When I wear a thong, I can see my butt dimples.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.
  • jessicas082409
    jessicas082409 Posts: 75 Member
    "OMG did you SEE what he was wearing?!"
    "Besties"
    "Are these your pj's or mine?"
    "Get your hand out of my pants, i'm trying to sleep"

    True stories that all got the same response..."What!?"
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    "ITS SHRINKAGE!!!"

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