Things you should never hear a dude say

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  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    I like watching walking dead because Daryl makes me flutter

    I had a rough week, nothing that a new pair of shoes won't fix!

    Maybe I should wear that condom, because I don't really pull out.

    Thigh gap
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    Can I be the little spoon tonight?

    my boyfriend does this! but he calls it "jet packing" and at times i actually make him be the little spoon as i like jetpacking him when i sleep haha

    Jet packing?! hahahaha that is AWESOME
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
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    "can I only have 2 splenda in that? I'm watching my girlish figure" - yes, that was actually said to me.

    Hey! I use that "girlish figure" line all the time. When you're as big as me, it's meant to crack the ice. Now my manhood is in question???:sad:

    Suck it up, cupcake!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Hey, who moved the pink weights?
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    was it as good for you....
  • cgarand
    cgarand Posts: 541 Member
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    'I am wanted for not paying child support.'

    'I'd love to go to your family bbq, but are there going to be kids there...the courts say I can't be around kids.'

    'Baby, all my women like when I do it this way.'
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    EWWW!!!!

    AWWWWWWW!!!

    hugzzz and mwahzzz!!

    wait, I'm guilty of the 2nd and 3rd one.....LOL.....*leaves man card* \m/
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    No we didn't have sex.

    We just lied in bed together.

    Lame.
  • chunkmunk
    chunkmunk Posts: 221 Member
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    Those window treatments are fabulous!
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
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    I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.

    OMG! I was scrolling through to make sure I could say this and figures it would be YOU!!!! :grumble: :grumble:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    How about just "Fabulous?"
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
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    Hey, who moved the pink weights?

    I did - you got a problem with that?:grumble:
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
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    porn is gross.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Lifting heavy - Will it make me bulky?
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
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    Wait till you see this new hairdo....
  • becjovincent
    becjovincent Posts: 25 Member
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    I have to go to the bathroom... you guys want to go with me?
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
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    I think my penis may be a vestigial structure.
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    i just spent $70 to get my split ends trimmed

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