Things you should never hear a dude say

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  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    No

    /thread
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,692 Member
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    Come spot me on donkey calf raises.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    I remember when Brett squeed.

    :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
    Can I be the little spoon tonight?

    Sometimes you just wanna be held and stroked and told that everything is going to be ok!


    You're all *kitten*. I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.
  • Lottiehill29
    Lottiehill29 Posts: 41 Member
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    My husband works for Specsavers and he had a customer in yesterday with really sore eyes.
    So my husband asked him if he had used a different contact lens solutions etc all the usual optical questions.
    The guy then says 'I had my eyelashes tinted yesterday. Do you think I've had a reaction?'
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    My mother cuts my meat for me.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    "What should I wear for guy's night out?"

    True story. My friend wanted to know where we were going so he could pick his outfit. AND HE'S STRAIGHT! Our gay friend even called him out on it.
  • EdwarddeVere
    EdwarddeVere Posts: 178
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    "I went to the mall and bought myself a new outfit?"

    I found myself saying this a few times, but I grew up with two elder sisters.

    Guys don't by outfits... we buy clothes.
  • Lottiehill29
    Lottiehill29 Posts: 41 Member
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    Sometimes you just wanna be held and stroked and told that everything is going to be ok!


    You're all *kitten*. I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.
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    HA! The thing about Adele made me laugh.:laugh:
  • Tilran
    Tilran Posts: 626 Member
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    I'm doing high reps low weight.
  • pobanion
    pobanion Posts: 18 Member
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    Hey!!.. Who drank all my Labatt 50!!
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    That's it! I have nothing to wear so I'm not going
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    Not tonight honey, let's just cuddle...

    ^^^this
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,692 Member
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    I want a tramp stamp

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
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    Do the lycra shorts give me a camel toe?
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
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    My mom makes that food better than you do.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    Squeee!!! This has potential to be an awesome thread! Totes going to come back to this one!
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,735 Member
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    I,ll cook you watch the game
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
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    I can't help but think of this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7PbvBNA70E
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    my wife is in some kind of fantasy league thingy

    This makes me really uncomfortable... can you give this stripper a dollar for me? \m/
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    1200 calories should be enough for me, right?

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