Things you should never hear a dude say
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Come spot me on donkey calf raises.
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I remember when Brett squeed.
:grumble: :grumble: :grumble:Can I be the little spoon tonight?
Sometimes you just wanna be held and stroked and told that everything is going to be ok!
You're all *kitten*. I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.0 -
My husband works for Specsavers and he had a customer in yesterday with really sore eyes.
So my husband asked him if he had used a different contact lens solutions etc all the usual optical questions.
The guy then says 'I had my eyelashes tinted yesterday. Do you think I've had a reaction?'0 -
My mother cuts my meat for me.0
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"What should I wear for guy's night out?"
True story. My friend wanted to know where we were going so he could pick his outfit. AND HE'S STRAIGHT! Our gay friend even called him out on it.0 -
"I went to the mall and bought myself a new outfit?"
I found myself saying this a few times, but I grew up with two elder sisters.
Guys don't by outfits... we buy clothes.0 -
Sometimes you just wanna be held and stroked and told that everything is going to be ok!
You're all *kitten*. I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.
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HA! The thing about Adele made me laugh.:laugh:0 -
I'm doing high reps low weight.0
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Hey!!.. Who drank all my Labatt 50!!0
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That's it! I have nothing to wear so I'm not going0
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Not tonight honey, let's just cuddle...
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I want a tramp stamp
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Do the lycra shorts give me a camel toe?0
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My mom makes that food better than you do.0
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Squeee!!! This has potential to be an awesome thread! Totes going to come back to this one!0
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I,ll cook you watch the game0
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my wife is in some kind of fantasy league thingy
This makes me really uncomfortable... can you give this stripper a dollar for me? \m/0 -
1200 calories should be enough for me, right?0
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