Things you should never hear a dude say

jackpotclown
jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
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Being from Chicagoland, I miss the days of Q101 where they featured this as part of their show....so what are some of yours?

I'll kick it off with a few of my favorites...

THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER HEAR A DUDE SAY........

1. Hey Bob.....do these jeans make my *kitten* look fat?

2. I soooo can't wait for that new Justin Bieber album....that's my jam!!!

3. Squeee!!!

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  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Sorry....I'm saving myself for marriage.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    I remember when Brett squeed.
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  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    I really like that nighty your wearing, can I borrow it sometime?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    "Dude"
  • Bethie_B
    Bethie_B Posts: 292 Member
    Can I be the little spoon tonight?
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I don't think I like anal :noway:
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    What-up *kitten*!
    Hey Girl friend!
    You have to pay for dinner.
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,735 Member
    I'M GOING TO THE MENS ROOM , COME WITH ME
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    I remember when Brett squeed.
    LMAO, yes!

    Also, I don't want to pick up chicks tonight. I just want to dance!!!
  • DostThouEven
    DostThouEven Posts: 148
    deeper
  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
    Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,735 Member
    new shoes ?
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    No
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Beer? No thanks, I'll have a white zinfandel.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    Slow down
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Sorry, I'm a little emotional right now

    I'm feeling crampy
  • Fox_n_sox
    Fox_n_sox Posts: 283 Member
    I cried so hard after you hung up the phone last night my contacts came out.... (True Story)
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Oh, I think I'll just have the salad.

    Can I borrow your curling iron?

    When does Sex and the City come on?
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    Not tonight honey, let's just cuddle...
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    No

    /thread
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Come spot me on donkey calf raises.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I remember when Brett squeed.

    :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
    Can I be the little spoon tonight?

    Sometimes you just wanna be held and stroked and told that everything is going to be ok!


    You're all *kitten*. I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.
  • Lottiehill29
    Lottiehill29 Posts: 41 Member
    My husband works for Specsavers and he had a customer in yesterday with really sore eyes.
    So my husband asked him if he had used a different contact lens solutions etc all the usual optical questions.
    The guy then says 'I had my eyelashes tinted yesterday. Do you think I've had a reaction?'
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    My mother cuts my meat for me.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    "What should I wear for guy's night out?"

    True story. My friend wanted to know where we were going so he could pick his outfit. AND HE'S STRAIGHT! Our gay friend even called him out on it.
  • EdwarddeVere
    EdwarddeVere Posts: 178
    "I went to the mall and bought myself a new outfit?"

    I found myself saying this a few times, but I grew up with two elder sisters.

    Guys don't by outfits... we buy clothes.
  • Lottiehill29
    Lottiehill29 Posts: 41 Member
    Sometimes you just wanna be held and stroked and told that everything is going to be ok!


    You're all *kitten*. I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.
    [/quote]

    HA! The thing about Adele made me laugh.:laugh:
  • Tilran
    Tilran Posts: 627 Member
    I'm doing high reps low weight.
  • pobanion
    pobanion Posts: 18 Member
    Hey!!.. Who drank all my Labatt 50!!

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