Things you should never hear a dude say

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  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
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    "Oops"

    I heard that once.....

    and I LOVE my daughter.


    AWESOME!!!
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    I go to hooters for the hot wings

    Who goes there for the food? The food blows.

    I like their food! They have a pork tenderloin that is one of the best I've ever had!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    "OMG did you SEE what he was wearing?!"
    "Besties"
    "Are these your pj's or mine?"
    "Get your hand out of my pants, i'm trying to sleep"

    True stories that all got the same response..."What!?"

    I'm just going to suggest that you start dating straight men. Assuming that's what you're in to.
  • EvilDollee
    EvilDollee Posts: 386 Member
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    "Watching porn is like cheating." <==This was said to me once.
  • Southernb3lle
    Southernb3lle Posts: 862 Member
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    I need to go have my eyebrows done.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    Please I want a salad tonight instead of steak and please no bacon bits...
  • BellaLunaFleur
    BellaLunaFleur Posts: 154 Member
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    Waitress "What can I get you to drink?"

    Him " A beer for the lady and I will take a cosmo"
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,692 Member
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    I think TOM is visiting me today.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • frankb69
    frankb69 Posts: 38 Member
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    babe i catch up with you later, i just wanna hang out with my freinds..
  • tj1376
    tj1376 Posts: 1,402 Member
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    I love to sparkle!!!! (true story - said by a grown man with kids who was obsessed with twilight)
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 570 Member
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    "(honey), is that cellulite on the back of your legs?"

    True story. :grumble:
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    "(honey), is that cellulite on the back of your legs?"

    True story. :grumble:

    When is his funeral?
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    Does anyone else feel funny when they climb the rope ?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    I was supposed to pull out before.... well, this is awkward...
  • kayduro
    kayduro Posts: 249 Member
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    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    I my be wrong but I'm pretty sure "dude" would be referring to straight men.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
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    Stop chewing it and start sucking it.
  • rosco1099
    rosco1099 Posts: 10
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    My friend while in the locker room showers "Man, my a$s hurts!" (we had just done squats but you still don't say that!)
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    I think the title should be 'Things heterosexual men are afraid to say in case someone thinks they're homosexual'

    Because, of course, that is the worst/most terrifying thing for a straight man. :yawn:
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    I my be wrong but I'm pretty sure "dude" would be referring to straight men.

    Why not just have fun with It and mix it up a bit - pretty soon we are going to have so many caveats in what we say that we'll just go silent for fear of saying anything and anything will be prejudicial or "phobic"
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    my EYES are up here pal...\m/

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