Things you should never hear a dude say

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  • EdTheGinge
    EdTheGinge Posts: 1,616 Member
    'can I borrow you moisturiser'
  • aquswow
    aquswow Posts: 4
    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    I think the title should be 'Things heterosexual men are afraid to say in case someone thinks they're homosexual'

    Because, of course, that is the worst/most terrifying thing for a straight man. :yawn:

    Killjoy. Also pretty sure lesbians are closer to being dudes than gay guys.
  • xxanishxx
    xxanishxx Posts: 212
    i like her personality















    Said no men ever
  • Reza151
    Reza151 Posts: 517 Member
    I'M GOING TO THE MENS ROOM , COME WITH ME

    I had to hold back a laugh since I'm at the office xD


    Also, don't know if it's been said already but: I wish I had a thigh gap
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    (TO SO who wears thongs) I'm out of underwear, can I borrow yours?

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  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
    considering I have said most of these Im just laughing my happy *kitten* off
  • jen81uk
    jen81uk Posts: 177 Member
    Can I be the little spoon tonight?

    my boyfriend does this! but he calls it "jet packing" and at times i actually make him be the little spoon as i like jetpacking him when i sleep haha

    My boyfriend does this too haha!! But if I roll over he returns to being big spoon! To be fair we just like cuddles in any form. But once cuddle time is over it's back to back sleeping, touching with a foot or a hand lol!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I keep waxing this mustache and peachfuzz on my cheeks, but it grows back sooooo quick.
  • ZHawk1123
    ZHawk1123 Posts: 215
    "DAMN! I missed Glee tonight!"
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    I am totally looking forward to the baby shower
    (just had this one last weekend.....seriously guys??? when did this become a thing??? dudes at a baby shower???) \m/
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    I'll take a wine spritzer and a fruit cup

    I have the #*&! I make the rules

    Real men don't use condoms

    You know how I said we used protection? Yeah, I lied, good luck with that
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Well I do suffer from ED (erectile dysfunction).

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • mhiggi02
    mhiggi02 Posts: 5,988 Member
    Where in the hell is my clear nail polish?
  • moni_tb_192
    moni_tb_192 Posts: 188 Member
    "I have a headache"
    "I wanna go to the Jonas Brother's concert"
    "*scream* A rat! it's trying to kill me! We're leaving this place!"

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shock_Wave
    Shock_Wave Posts: 1,573 Member
    Like, oh my GAAWWDD..
  • boomerz12
    boomerz12 Posts: 140
    “I know you’ve been on the pill for awhile, but I really think we should wear a condom.”
  • boomerz12
    boomerz12 Posts: 140
    Or "I'm not too into bl0w jobs."

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