Things you should never hear a dude say

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  • Stogie40
    Stogie40 Posts: 164 Member
    Godfather 3 was by far, the best of the trilogy.
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    "Oops"

    OR

    Uh-Oh.....where the eff did it go?
  • xXxHBICxXx
    xXxHBICxXx Posts: 370 Member
    Ewww I think I got something under my nails ......
    no no no no no! We want MEN not girly lady boys!
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    OMG!!!

    Honest to god heard a 40 some year old man say "oh em gee" once and was being serious
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    This whole topic is divisive and discriminatory because of its stereotyping of gender roles.

    Reported.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Joy still has the best story.

    Poor girl went on a date with a guy, a military guy no less... and when he went to the bathroom he said he had to go "tinkle".
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
    My mother cuts my meat for me.

    Hold on, I need to call my Mom and make sure it is OK with her.

    Holy *kitten* it's a mouse/bat/spider - get it, get it!
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
    This whole topic is divisive and discriminatory because of its stereotyping of gender roles.

    Reported.

    Whiner.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    I go to hooters for the hot wings

    Who goes there for the food? The food blows.
    Did you miss the theme of the post?

    Absolutely not. I don't see women going there for the wings either.
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
    Sorry I can't take you out tonight, but I spent all my money on my facial and manicure.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Should I shape it like a heart or a triangle or just shave it all off?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    This whole topic is divisive and discriminatory because of its stereotyping of gender roles.

    Reported.

    Winner.

    you spelt it wrong...so I fixed it for you.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    This whole topic is divisive and discriminatory because of its stereotyping of gender roles.

    Reported.

    Whiner.

    Personal attack! I'm reporting you too!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Can you hand me the tweezers? I see a stray eyebrow hair.

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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Faintgreeneyes
    Faintgreeneyes Posts: 729 Member
    "man screaming at the sight of a spider"

    "can I only have 2 splenda in that? I'm watching my girlish figure" - yes, that was actually said to me.
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
    This whole topic is divisive and discriminatory because of its stereotyping of gender roles.

    Reported.

    Whiner.

    Personal attack! I'm reporting you too!

    Should I run and hide now?:laugh:
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Would you like this massage to be a "happy ending"?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,170 Member
    Can I be the little spoon tonight?

    my boyfriend does this! but he calls it "jet packing" and at times i actually make him be the little spoon as i like jetpacking him when i sleep haha
  • leilaphoenix
    leilaphoenix Posts: 839 Member
    This thread makes me sick. It is rife with sexism and homophobia. Yuck.
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    "can I only have 2 splenda in that? I'm watching my girlish figure" - yes, that was actually said to me.

    Hey! I use that "girlish figure" line all the time. When you're as big as me, it's meant to crack the ice. Now my manhood is in question???:sad:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I like watching walking dead because Daryl makes me flutter

    I had a rough week, nothing that a new pair of shoes won't fix!

    Maybe I should wear that condom, because I don't really pull out.

    Thigh gap
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    Can I be the little spoon tonight?

    my boyfriend does this! but he calls it "jet packing" and at times i actually make him be the little spoon as i like jetpacking him when i sleep haha

    Jet packing?! hahahaha that is AWESOME
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
    "can I only have 2 splenda in that? I'm watching my girlish figure" - yes, that was actually said to me.

    Hey! I use that "girlish figure" line all the time. When you're as big as me, it's meant to crack the ice. Now my manhood is in question???:sad:

    Suck it up, cupcake!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Hey, who moved the pink weights?
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    was it as good for you....
  • cgarand
    cgarand Posts: 541 Member
    'I am wanted for not paying child support.'

    'I'd love to go to your family bbq, but are there going to be kids there...the courts say I can't be around kids.'

    'Baby, all my women like when I do it this way.'
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    EWWW!!!!

    AWWWWWWW!!!

    hugzzz and mwahzzz!!

    wait, I'm guilty of the 2nd and 3rd one.....LOL.....*leaves man card* \m/
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    No we didn't have sex.

    We just lied in bed together.

    Lame.
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  • chunkmunk
    chunkmunk Posts: 221 Member
    Those window treatments are fabulous!

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