Things you should never hear a dude say

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  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
    "My thong is really ridding up and it's so uncomfortable...does that ever happen to you, bro?!"
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    No

    :grumble:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    "Cook me dinner NOW!"

    Or, "When will dinner be ready?"
    THIS after he'd been home all day while I was working.
    It didn't go well.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    I think the title should be 'Things heterosexual men are afraid to say in case someone thinks they're homosexual'

    Because, of course, that is the worst/most terrifying thing for a homophobic straight man. :yawn:

    Fixed that for you.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    When you gonna let me tap that.


    Actually thats ok to say.
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    You shave my back then ill do yours!
  • MelodyinGa
    MelodyinGa Posts: 202 Member
    Is it in????
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Come spot me on donkey calf raises.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    by far the best answer!!!!
  • Spook_Nuke_Em
    Spook_Nuke_Em Posts: 408 Member
    I just love 24hour fitness showers, Bro!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I only put the tip in.
  • NicoleisQuantized
    NicoleisQuantized Posts: 344 Member
    Sorry....I'm saving myself for marriage.


    This.
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    Come spot me on donkey calf raises.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    Immediately pictured this in my head...... :sick:
  • Cella30
    Cella30 Posts: 539 Member
    *kitten*! I didn't pull out in time!:noway:
  • JonathonMars
    JonathonMars Posts: 358 Member
    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    That's not true at all. I think, reading through these pages, it's obvious that they get judged for it everyday.
  • Whiskybelly
    Whiskybelly Posts: 197 Member
    Anything to break an awkward silence.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    I think the title should be 'Things heterosexual men are afraid to say in case someone thinks they're homosexual'

    Because, of course, that is the worst/most terrifying thing for a straight man. :yawn:

    That happened to my brother. This woman thought my brother and his friend were gay lovers.

    She's now married to my brother :flowerforyou:


    some of the things in this thread are things you shouldn't hear from anyone of either gender or any sexual orientation, like:

    "I'll stick to using the pink 5lb dumbbells, because I don't want to bulk up"

    and

    "I'm only going to do push-ups with my knees on the floor, because my friend's aunt's cousin's husband's colleague's sister's a nurse and she said that full push-ups can damage the reproductive system"
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
    My vagina iches
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Wanna go tanning?
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    has your mom always been a good kisser?
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    "We could meet for breakfast. Shall I nudge you or phone you."
  • jen10st
    jen10st Posts: 325 Member
    "Can I borrow your hair straighteners and some concealer I have a blemish." A direct quote from my ex immediately after spending 2 hours choosing an outfit for the pub.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,984 Member
    I'm hanging out with the girls today!

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • jen10st
    jen10st Posts: 325 Member
    "We could meet for breakfast. Shall I nudge you or phone you."
    Hahahahahaha I've actually had this said to me twice!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Wow, that's your sister?
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
    O!. MY! GAWWWWD! I AM SOOOOOO GETTING THOSE SAME SHOES!

    I have had a couple of "dudes" say that to me and then hug me.
  • Spook_Nuke_Em
    Spook_Nuke_Em Posts: 408 Member
    Let's hit the gym and do some C*** push-ups, bro.
  • CherryLoveLove
    CherryLoveLove Posts: 31
    Do my shoes match my thong?
  • teshiburu
    teshiburu Posts: 262 Member
    and boom goes the dynamite
  • IIFerdi
    IIFerdi Posts: 47 Member
    "I really like this Justin Bieber song."
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    "I'm really struggling in these heels"

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