Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)

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stumblinthrulife
stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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What swear substitutes do you use?

My main go-tos are -

Fiddlesticks for the 'f-word'
Sun on the beach - you can guess what for

I try not to exclaim like that at all in front of my kids, but sometimes you just need something to shout when you hit your thumb with a hammer and your six year old is in earshot :laugh:
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  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
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    foul floren filth
  • sunnyside1213
    sunnyside1213 Posts: 1,205 Member
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    Sithspit.
  • Soosannah
    Soosannah Posts: 270 Member
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    What swear substitutes do you use?

    My main go-tos are -

    Fiddlesticks for the 'f-word'
    Sun on the beach - you can guess what for

    I try not to exclaim like that at all in front of my kids, but sometimes you just need something to shout when you hit your thumb with a hammer and your six year old is in earshot :laugh:

    Son of a monkey. Always said this in front of my kids. Another one was "I swear to Bob".
  • kariannmbc
    kariannmbc Posts: 144
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    Dagnabbit!
  • Krisengel
    Krisengel Posts: 161 Member
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    My nephews watches a cartoon where they always say "Oh, coconuts" when something goes wrong. That's what we try to use if little ears are around.
  • RitaSantoss
    RitaSantoss Posts: 986 Member
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    I don't really use alternatives. Ups.
    :tongue:
  • penguinlally
    penguinlally Posts: 331 Member
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    cheese n fries....and after seeing "tourettes guy" "Bob Saget!"
  • Determinedtorunon
    Determinedtorunon Posts: 39 Member
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    What the Sam!!!! Got to be more Careful!!!
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    Sithspit.

    Someone's a Star Wars novel fan!
  • Change_is_Good_
    Change_is_Good_ Posts: 272 Member
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    I've picked up Foreign Office from my dad (eff-off)
  • Improvised
    Improvised Posts: 925 Member
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    Shizmanizzle.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    SON OF A BISCUIT!
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    My nephews watches a cartoon where they always say "Oh, coconuts" when something goes wrong. That's what we try to use if little ears are around.

    This one reminds me of "Barnacles" and "Tartar sauce" from Spongebob.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    I use son of a monkey, dang! frick, frigg, poop. I'm sure there are more...(I curse like a sailor) :smokin:
  • caseythirteen
    caseythirteen Posts: 956 Member
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    Dagnabbit!
    ^^ This. And frickin'-frackin'. Or I'll just growl and clench my teeth while my face gets red. :explode:
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
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    "frickity fric frac"
    "dang it"
    "UGH" (very loud)
    "Hells Bells"
  • dawnsjourney
    dawnsjourney Posts: 80 Member
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    Holy Moly Batman!
  • kokalvt
    kokalvt Posts: 143
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    My new favorite- "Dear Holy Bejesus"
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
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    Rats
  • HopefulLeigh
    HopefulLeigh Posts: 363 Member
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    Bags.

    It really works for nearly everything, but now and then you've just got to scream, "What the EFFIE TRINKET is wrong with you?!"

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