Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)

stumblinthrulife
stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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What swear substitutes do you use?

My main go-tos are -

Fiddlesticks for the 'f-word'
Sun on the beach - you can guess what for

I try not to exclaim like that at all in front of my kids, but sometimes you just need something to shout when you hit your thumb with a hammer and your six year old is in earshot :laugh:
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  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    foul floren filth
  • sunnyside1213
    sunnyside1213 Posts: 1,205 Member
    Sithspit.
  • Soosannah
    Soosannah Posts: 270 Member
    What swear substitutes do you use?

    My main go-tos are -

    Fiddlesticks for the 'f-word'
    Sun on the beach - you can guess what for

    I try not to exclaim like that at all in front of my kids, but sometimes you just need something to shout when you hit your thumb with a hammer and your six year old is in earshot :laugh:

    Son of a monkey. Always said this in front of my kids. Another one was "I swear to Bob".
  • kariannmbc
    kariannmbc Posts: 144
    Dagnabbit!
  • Krisengel
    Krisengel Posts: 161 Member
    My nephews watches a cartoon where they always say "Oh, coconuts" when something goes wrong. That's what we try to use if little ears are around.
  • RitaSantoss
    RitaSantoss Posts: 986 Member
    I don't really use alternatives. Ups.
    :tongue:
  • penguinlally
    penguinlally Posts: 331 Member
    cheese n fries....and after seeing "tourettes guy" "Bob Saget!"
  • Determinedtorunon
    Determinedtorunon Posts: 39 Member
    What the Sam!!!! Got to be more Careful!!!
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    Sithspit.

    Someone's a Star Wars novel fan!
  • Change_is_Good_
    Change_is_Good_ Posts: 272 Member
    I've picked up Foreign Office from my dad (eff-off)
  • Improvised
    Improvised Posts: 925 Member
    Shizmanizzle.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    SON OF A BISCUIT!
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    My nephews watches a cartoon where they always say "Oh, coconuts" when something goes wrong. That's what we try to use if little ears are around.

    This one reminds me of "Barnacles" and "Tartar sauce" from Spongebob.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    I use son of a monkey, dang! frick, frigg, poop. I'm sure there are more...(I curse like a sailor) :smokin:
  • caseythirteen
    caseythirteen Posts: 956 Member
    Dagnabbit!
    ^^ This. And frickin'-frackin'. Or I'll just growl and clench my teeth while my face gets red. :explode:
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    "frickity fric frac"
    "dang it"
    "UGH" (very loud)
    "Hells Bells"
  • dawnsjourney
    dawnsjourney Posts: 80 Member
    Holy Moly Batman!
  • kokalvt
    kokalvt Posts: 143
    My new favorite- "Dear Holy Bejesus"
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
    Rats
  • HopefulLeigh
    HopefulLeigh Posts: 363 Member
    Bags.

    It really works for nearly everything, but now and then you've just got to scream, "What the EFFIE TRINKET is wrong with you?!"
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    I don't have any alternatives that I regularly use myself, but I have an amusing anecdote from someone else--

    At my sister's wedding, my sister's maid of honor and best friend was trying VERY hard to control her sailor mouth around the groom's very conservative parents while we were getting everything set up. So when she was frustrated with something, instead of swearing, she just got this funny smile on her face and proclaimed, "God Bless America!"

    I had to keep ducking out of sight because it made me snort every time :laugh:
  • aseymour13
    aseymour13 Posts: 767 Member
    I used to play competitive tennis and in some tournaments, you had to be really careful.

    Fudgesicle
    Son of a Biscuit
    Schabotz
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    Balls
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    I say "What Tha FRUIT" all the time and I have adopted Spongebob Squarepants' "Tartar Sauce!"
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    This is good...I don't really have any...I just swear like the former Marine I am. I need to be more careful though..have a 3 year old and 6 month old now.
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    Mothertrucker.

    Cheetos

    Fudge
  • ckmama
    ckmama Posts: 1,668 Member
    Son of a biscuit eater

    Holy Sh!take Mushroom

    If I remember to change them. I've been trying to stop using foul language as I saw a woman using them casually in conversation and to say the least it sounded very unintelligent.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    My husband says "flippin' burgers!" lol!
  • lisabert
    lisabert Posts: 12 Member
    Confoundit! Goll-dingit! Furreal? Unglaublich (that's German for 'unbelievable') Gotta say they ain't nothing like the real thing though...
  • crazy4lulu
    crazy4lulu Posts: 822 Member
    SHUT THE FRONT DOOR... for son of a .....
    HOLY SHIZZLENITTZ FOR ....holy sh**

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