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  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    I once heard the statement that " four letter words were made so the uneducated can converse with the educated. After hearing that I really have watched my words. There really are a lot of words to replace the 4 letter words that you could use in front of a preacher. You can get your point across with out profanity. Now I say that and I am not a ggodie 2 shoes. I enjoy sex and so forth, I just don't cuss

    I tend to avoid it in conversation. But in the aforementioned situation of hitting one's thumb with a hammer "My gosh, that really was quite excruciatingly painful" really doesn't quite cut it :laugh:
  • his_kid1
    his_kid1 Posts: 177 Member
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    I say crudmonkeys, farktangling, fleepin', and all other manner of made up words

    DH has been known to yell, "Slartibartfast!!!"
  • Ejourneys
    Ejourneys Posts: 1,603 Member
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    Crap.
    Oh, for crap's sake.
    Shoot.
    Poopyhead

    And for online posts, this oldie but goodie from the Watergate Transcripts: [expletive deleted].
  • sataylor24
    sataylor24 Posts: 49 Member
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    communist!
    dirty word!
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
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    Holy Cheese

    What the Shizz/What the F

    Shut the front door
  • staplebug
    staplebug Posts: 189
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    When I get frustrated, I scream "Crap-it !!!" Makes my husband laugh and lightens the mood a lot, haha.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    I say crudmonkeys, farktangling, fleepin', and all other manner of made up words

    DH has been known to yell, "Slartibartfast!!!"

    That name really does lend itself to exclamation. Another good one from HGTTG is "fetid dingo's kidneys", as in "I couldn't give a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys how tired you are, go make me a sammich"
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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    "Son of a motherless goat!"
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Dagnabbit!

    This! And also "son of a biscuit", "mother trucker", "what the fruit?!" or "what the fruit-flavored cow-pie?!", which I got from my son when he was younger
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    And for online posts, this oldie but goodie from the Watergate Transcripts: [expletive deleted].

    I think that one would be hilarious out loud, actually.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,440 Member
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    some of a beach

    oh fiddle fart
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    shut the front door
    or
    son of a mother!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    rose-gives-finger.gif

    I do this all the time at work, LOL!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Holy Cheese

    What the Shizz/What the F

    Shut the front door

    My son's girlfriend was given detention for saying "Shut the front door" because of what it "really" meant. Seriously?!
  • BigCed77024
    BigCed77024 Posts: 1,115 Member
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    Naw i like to say "mutha fu##er' too much to substitute it...lol...
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
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    What. The. Deuce. (a la Stewie Griffin)
  • BoomstickChick
    BoomstickChick Posts: 428 Member
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    I don't use alternatives.
  • alpine1994
    alpine1994 Posts: 1,915 Member
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    Balls

    I thought I was the only one!
  • CrazyAnne
    CrazyAnne Posts: 217 Member
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    Cinders and ashes
    Coconuts

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