Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)

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  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    I once heard the statement that " four letter words were made so the uneducated can converse with the educated. After hearing that I really have watched my words. There really are a lot of words to replace the 4 letter words that you could use in front of a preacher. You can get your point across with out profanity. Now I say that and I am not a ggodie 2 shoes. I enjoy sex and so forth, I just don't cuss

    I tend to avoid it in conversation. But in the aforementioned situation of hitting one's thumb with a hammer "My gosh, that really was quite excruciatingly painful" really doesn't quite cut it :laugh:
  • his_kid1
    his_kid1 Posts: 177 Member
    I say crudmonkeys, farktangling, fleepin', and all other manner of made up words

    DH has been known to yell, "Slartibartfast!!!"
  • Ejourneys
    Ejourneys Posts: 1,603 Member
    Crap.
    Oh, for crap's sake.
    Shoot.
    Poopyhead

    And for online posts, this oldie but goodie from the Watergate Transcripts: [expletive deleted].
  • sataylor24
    sataylor24 Posts: 49 Member
    communist!
    dirty word!
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Holy Cheese

    What the Shizz/What the F

    Shut the front door
  • staplebug
    staplebug Posts: 189
    When I get frustrated, I scream "Crap-it !!!" Makes my husband laugh and lightens the mood a lot, haha.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    I say crudmonkeys, farktangling, fleepin', and all other manner of made up words

    DH has been known to yell, "Slartibartfast!!!"

    That name really does lend itself to exclamation. Another good one from HGTTG is "fetid dingo's kidneys", as in "I couldn't give a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys how tired you are, go make me a sammich"
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    "Son of a motherless goat!"
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Dagnabbit!

    This! And also "son of a biscuit", "mother trucker", "what the fruit?!" or "what the fruit-flavored cow-pie?!", which I got from my son when he was younger
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    And for online posts, this oldie but goodie from the Watergate Transcripts: [expletive deleted].

    I think that one would be hilarious out loud, actually.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    some of a beach

    oh fiddle fart
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    shut the front door
    or
    son of a mother!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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    I do this all the time at work, LOL!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Holy Cheese

    What the Shizz/What the F

    Shut the front door

    My son's girlfriend was given detention for saying "Shut the front door" because of what it "really" meant. Seriously?!
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Naw i like to say "mutha fu##er' too much to substitute it...lol...
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
    What. The. Deuce. (a la Stewie Griffin)
  • BoomstickChick
    BoomstickChick Posts: 428 Member
    I don't use alternatives.
  • alpine1994
    alpine1994 Posts: 1,915 Member
    Balls

    I thought I was the only one!
  • CrazyAnne
    CrazyAnne Posts: 217 Member
    Cinders and ashes
    Coconuts
  • rsdgirl
    rsdgirl Posts: 241 Member
    martha farker and schnikes
  • dawn_eichert
    dawn_eichert Posts: 487 Member
    I just used "*kitten*" in a meeting at work and actually made folks laugh...
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    Jackelope

    Shut the Front Door

    Bubbahead

    Freakin ( I say this A LOT!)
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    Hobbledyhoy!!

    Fudge!

    Fish!

    Son of a Biscuit!!
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    Oh, and CHIZ!
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
    Son of a quickie, carp, twit, frack, dang, dagnabbit, itch, and shizenkoff.
  • kerricolby
    kerricolby Posts: 232 Member
    I have a total trucker mouth...but I do have a few phrases I use:

    "Son of a motherless goat" is one of my personal favorites
    "Futhermucker" is another I use fairly often

    Haha! I watched 3 amigos the other night. For the millioneth time.
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
    SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!

    FRICKIN!

    Mr Dumas
    Mrs Dumas

    sheeeeee taki mushrooms

    FURK
  • Olivia1977
    Olivia1977 Posts: 84 Member
    OH FUDGESICLES!!!!!!!!
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    Cheese & Rice!

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