Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)

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  • Valerie_Malone
    Valerie_Malone Posts: 59 Member
    I call people Dupa a lot. If you're Polish you know what it means...
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
    I say "bloody hell" constantly.

    or

    "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"

    "Good Lord"
  • DeeBrownBaker
    DeeBrownBaker Posts: 145


    I often tell people to schnitzel themselves. I saw Hoodwinked and have used Schnizel as a curse word ever since.

    "schnitzel the favorite treat for all good girls and girls to eat...schnitzel me, and schnizel you, Schnitzel...What the Schnitzel."
    An actual song in the movie (a children's movie)

    hahahahahahahaha!! Just like the original Shrek, Hoodwinked was not made for kids...
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
    I also have to just say, I'm in LOVE with David Schwimmer and am a happy girl now lol
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    rose-gives-finger.gif

    I do this all the time at work, LOL!

    I have used the Ross fists, too! :laugh: :bigsmile:

    I don't even know what this means (I hate that show). :grumble:
  • Kandi150
    Kandi150 Posts: 167 Member
    Fudge Pickles
  • satoshieyes
    satoshieyes Posts: 58
    I just say bleep.. For all curse words.
    Basically I censor myself life a tv show
  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
    fudge
    shoot
    crud
    biznatch

    lol
  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
    or...what the freak!
  • MommaRoseFitness
    MommaRoseFitness Posts: 87 Member
    6 Flags over Jesus
  • rachielyon
    rachielyon Posts: 56
    Jack-wagon is my personal favorite
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
    Cotton-headed ninny muggins.


    :noway:

    It's from Elf

    -_-
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
    I don't use alternatives. I don't see the point in saying "shoot" instead of the four letter version. All you're doing is changing a few vowels but the intent is still there. Who decides which words are "bad?" Just seems silly.
    good point
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Oh, Bob Saget
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    I say "Fudge Monkey!" when I'm really ticked off. I don't swear too much, it's pretty limited to just when I'm talking dirty during naughty time...
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Mine = Flick, flack, flarn, filthy-filth, Oh snap, shiznit, fraggle-naggle bull, Sugar Honey Iced Tea, dannnng, beaverdam, isht, uckfay, summbish, some beaches, bah-stitches, wuff-da-cuff... :mad: :angry: :explode: :grumble:

    umm, I have some more, but ain't that enuff? :tongue:


    Following is not mine, but weirdness I've heard was "Pickles-n-Prune juice?"
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Bull doo doo - alternative for bull s
    Horse shnit -another alternative for the s word
    Son of a biscuit eater - My perverted mind questions if this is really censored
    Holy fruckin frudge balls - An awesome censorship of the f bomb
    Holy mother of guacamole - I have no clue
    DA - Abbreviation for one of my favorite insults.
    dumb bafoon - I have no idea why I started saying this one.. Replaces DA
    son of a witch - replace the w with a b
    Awww Turds - another alternative for the s word
    suck it - meaning implied
    ah pissant - comes out sounding like croissant... my version of piss
    trucktard - combination of the censored version of the f bomb and an offensive word for mentally challenged

    I can't even list them all... And that's just the censored side around the kiddo and out of respect for the more conservative side of my family. When I am around the hubby or out of safe distant of virgin ears, I have no clue what comes out of my mouth half the time.

    I also Hulk out quite often atleast once a week.. Mostly at work... Some might say I have quite an anger issue..
  • kappyblu
    kappyblu Posts: 654 Member
    rose-gives-finger.gif

    I do this all the time at work, LOL!

    I have used the Ross fists, too! :laugh: :bigsmile:

    I don't even know what this means (I hate that show). :grumble:

    lol I love Friends! It was Ross' way of flipping off his parents without using his middle finger. He was ticked at Rachel in that episode and did it. :drinker:
  • VanessaHeartsMasr
    VanessaHeartsMasr Posts: 727
    I say Holy Mother! all the time.
  • zrmac804
    zrmac804 Posts: 369 Member
    D'oh!
  • shoshi68
    shoshi68 Posts: 407 Member
    Muddyflower.
    Racken' fracken'.
    H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.
  • Mceastes
    Mceastes Posts: 303 Member
    My husband says "F-bombs", as in, "What the F-bombs is that loud noise?" Also, in the south we say "Well, bless her heart" instead of "Well, isn't she a dumb-a--"...it just sounds nicer. I have also used "barnacles" a time or two (curse you, SpongeBob!!!)

    Admittedly, I'm not great at censoring myself though. The way I see it, if I was, I'd be practically perfect and that just doesn't seem fair to everyone else.
  • BobbieLee1959
    BobbieLee1959 Posts: 605 Member
    "aww...you feathered monkey"...you might be able to guess this one...

    "fiddle stix" is another fave

    "Grrr....What a BEEEhind!"

    "POOOOOOOOOPY CRAP!"

    "I don't give a rat's butt!"

    "Come on, move ya backside!"

    "You JOKIN me???"

    I have a lot of these...it took a long time to break myself of the words these replaced, but I do pretty well now...used to swear like a sailor!
  • crawford4398
    crawford4398 Posts: 441 Member
    Oh Snap !
  • BobbieLee1959
    BobbieLee1959 Posts: 605 Member
    Muddyflower.
    Racken' fracken'.
    H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.


    hehe...like muddyflower...reminds me of feathered monkey!
  • crazytreelady
    crazytreelady Posts: 752 Member
    I call very one that is angering me, "hoss"... Like, "calm down there hoss"...

    It is basically in place of a*hole and such words
  • thefarside79
    thefarside79 Posts: 6
    Sorry, I do not use alternatives. I use the real deal words. Unless I am in a professional situation of course.
  • morgennn
    morgennn Posts: 169 Member
    I occasionally use "Oh France" for the f-word hehe
  • never124get
    never124get Posts: 163
    Bat Rastards, son of a biscuit, shut the front door, go fly a kite, son of a monkeys uncle, annnnd my favorite, fudge monkeys (I've got most of these from my dad who has said these for awhile now...lol)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Sugar, Frack a Racka, and such.

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