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    Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)

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    • Posts: 59 Member
      I call people Dupa a lot. If you're Polish you know what it means...
    • Posts: 2,480 Member
      I say "bloody hell" constantly.

      or

      "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"

      "Good Lord"
    • Posts: 145


      I often tell people to schnitzel themselves. I saw Hoodwinked and have used Schnizel as a curse word ever since.

      "schnitzel the favorite treat for all good girls and girls to eat...schnitzel me, and schnizel you, Schnitzel...What the Schnitzel."
      An actual song in the movie (a children's movie)

      hahahahahahahaha!! Just like the original Shrek, Hoodwinked was not made for kids...
    • Posts: 2,480 Member
      I also have to just say, I'm in LOVE with David Schwimmer and am a happy girl now lol
    • Posts: 4,553 Member
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      I have used the Ross fists, too! :laugh: :bigsmile:

      I don't even know what this means (I hate that show). :grumble:
    • Posts: 167 Member
      Fudge Pickles
    • Posts: 58
      I just say bleep.. For all curse words.
      Basically I censor myself life a tv show
    • Posts: 298 Member
      fudge
      shoot
      crud
      biznatch

      lol
    • Posts: 298 Member
      or...what the freak!
    • Posts: 87 Member
      6 Flags over Jesus
    • Posts: 56
      Jack-wagon is my personal favorite
    • Posts: 755 Member
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      :noway:

      It's from Elf

      -_-
    • Posts: 609
      I don't use alternatives. I don't see the point in saying "shoot" instead of the four letter version. All you're doing is changing a few vowels but the intent is still there. Who decides which words are "bad?" Just seems silly.
      good point
    • Posts: 2,925 Member
      Oh, Bob Saget
    • Posts: 1,312 Member
      I say "Fudge Monkey!" when I'm really ticked off. I don't swear too much, it's pretty limited to just when I'm talking dirty during naughty time...
    • Posts: 1,606 Member
      Mine = Flick, flack, flarn, filthy-filth, Oh snap, shiznit, fraggle-naggle bull, Sugar Honey Iced Tea, dannnng, beaverdam, isht, uckfay, summbish, some beaches, bah-stitches, wuff-da-cuff... :mad: :angry: :explode: :grumble:

      umm, I have some more, but ain't that enuff? :tongue:


      Following is not mine, but weirdness I've heard was "Pickles-n-Prune juice?"
    • Posts: 1,166 Member
      Bull doo doo - alternative for bull s
      Horse shnit -another alternative for the s word
      Son of a biscuit eater - My perverted mind questions if this is really censored
      Holy fruckin frudge balls - An awesome censorship of the f bomb
      Holy mother of guacamole - I have no clue
      DA - Abbreviation for one of my favorite insults.
      dumb bafoon - I have no idea why I started saying this one.. Replaces DA
      son of a witch - replace the w with a b
      Awww Turds - another alternative for the s word
      suck it - meaning implied
      ah pissant - comes out sounding like croissant... my version of piss
      trucktard - combination of the censored version of the f bomb and an offensive word for mentally challenged

      I can't even list them all... And that's just the censored side around the kiddo and out of respect for the more conservative side of my family. When I am around the hubby or out of safe distant of virgin ears, I have no clue what comes out of my mouth half the time.

      I also Hulk out quite often atleast once a week.. Mostly at work... Some might say I have quite an anger issue..
    • Posts: 654 Member
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      I don't even know what this means (I hate that show). :grumble:

      lol I love Friends! It was Ross' way of flipping off his parents without using his middle finger. He was ticked at Rachel in that episode and did it. :drinker:
    • Posts: 727
      I say Holy Mother! all the time.
    • Posts: 369 Member
      D'oh!
    • Posts: 407 Member
      Muddyflower.
      Racken' fracken'.
      H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.
    • Posts: 303 Member
      My husband says "F-bombs", as in, "What the F-bombs is that loud noise?" Also, in the south we say "Well, bless her heart" instead of "Well, isn't she a dumb-a--"...it just sounds nicer. I have also used "barnacles" a time or two (curse you, SpongeBob!!!)

      Admittedly, I'm not great at censoring myself though. The way I see it, if I was, I'd be practically perfect and that just doesn't seem fair to everyone else.
    • Posts: 605 Member
      "aww...you feathered monkey"...you might be able to guess this one...

      "fiddle stix" is another fave

      "Grrr....What a BEEEhind!"

      "POOOOOOOOOPY CRAP!"

      "I don't give a rat's butt!"

      "Come on, move ya backside!"

      "You JOKIN me???"

      I have a lot of these...it took a long time to break myself of the words these replaced, but I do pretty well now...used to swear like a sailor!
    • Posts: 441 Member
      Oh Snap !
    • Posts: 605 Member
      Muddyflower.
      Racken' fracken'.
      H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.


      hehe...like muddyflower...reminds me of feathered monkey!
    • Posts: 752 Member
      I call very one that is angering me, "hoss"... Like, "calm down there hoss"...

      It is basically in place of a*hole and such words
    • Posts: 6
      Sorry, I do not use alternatives. I use the real deal words. Unless I am in a professional situation of course.
    • Posts: 169 Member
      I occasionally use "Oh France" for the f-word hehe
    • Posts: 163
      Bat Rastards, son of a biscuit, shut the front door, go fly a kite, son of a monkeys uncle, annnnd my favorite, fudge monkeys (I've got most of these from my dad who has said these for awhile now...lol)
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      Sugar, Frack a Racka, and such.
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