Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)
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Barstools!!! Lol:flowerforyou:0
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FUNK0
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Fudge, Mother-fire-trucker, juice-bag and Cheese & Rice. (when there are kids around... normally I just let the real thing fly).0
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At work I come out with "CARP!" a lot.
I'm fond of the classic older southern woman "Shugar!" but I don't use it.0 -
Lol, omg i have to start using holy potato. That is perfect.
I actually just swear in front of my kids. They know that they shouldnt say them and they dont. I actually cuss less than i used to (i didnt do it all the time anyhow) because they tell me not too! Lol my daughter says "what a woman" in random situations and i have no cluenwhat she means or where she got it from.0 -
I often use this one as my parents did before me: oh, son of a biscuit headed wenchweasel!.......... My son always asks...what is a wenchweasel?
I also say "bloody" a lot. :laugh:
There's also: farfigpoopin!
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Holy cannoli - Cause cannolis are the food of the gods
schniztel -replacing the S word
Fing A- pronounced with the F and a space between the ing and a
I often tell people to schnitzel themselves. I saw Hoodwinked and have used Schnizel as a curse word ever since.
"schnitzel the favorite treat for all good girls and girls to eat...schnitzel me, and schnizel you, Schnitzel...What the Schnitzel."
An actual song in the movie (a children's movie)0 -
Somewhere along the way I picked up oh snap :op0
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CHEESE AND CRACKERS GOT DAMAGED!
that's mine!0 -
I do this all the time at work, LOL!
I have used the Ross fists, too! :laugh: :bigsmile:0 -
I call people Dupa a lot. If you're Polish you know what it means...0
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I say "bloody hell" constantly.
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"Jesus, Mary and Joseph"
"Good Lord"0 -
I often tell people to schnitzel themselves. I saw Hoodwinked and have used Schnizel as a curse word ever since.
"schnitzel the favorite treat for all good girls and girls to eat...schnitzel me, and schnizel you, Schnitzel...What the Schnitzel."
An actual song in the movie (a children's movie)
hahahahahahahaha!! Just like the original Shrek, Hoodwinked was not made for kids...0 -
I also have to just say, I'm in LOVE with David Schwimmer and am a happy girl now lol0
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I do this all the time at work, LOL!
I have used the Ross fists, too! :laugh: :bigsmile:
I don't even know what this means (I hate that show). :grumble:0 -
Fudge Pickles0
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I just say bleep.. For all curse words.
Basically I censor myself life a tv show0 -
fudge
shoot
crud
biznatch
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or...what the freak!0
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6 Flags over Jesus0
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