Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)

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  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
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    FUDGE!
    For Frick's Sake.
    AhhhH! MOTHER SUCKER!

    Sometimes, if I'm really upset, I'll say: SMURF!
  • sammielealea
    sammielealea Posts: 245 Member
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    FFFFFor crying out loud!! :laugh:
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
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    I am absolutely USELESS at censoring myself.

    My husband likes to remind me one time when I was trying to limit my cursing, I had dropped something and said "f**k" which I then followed up with "s**t" because I cursed to which I yelled "GODDAMN IT" after because I cursed again.

    My favorite swear alternative is 'Nutbunnies'.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    OH! I forgot LINT LICKER!
    love those Orbitz commercials

    Those never got old!
  • mariapuhl
    mariapuhl Posts: 529 Member
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    Not sure how to spell this, but if something is just a giant mess, and I don't want to actually cuss, it comes out as "cluster-foo-gay-zee".

    Examples: The line to get into Best Buy on Black Friday is a cluster foogayzee. That traffic jam is a horrible cluster foogayzee, I'd like to avoid it. Lindsay Lohan is a cluster foogayzee.
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
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    Did anyone say "motherhugger" yet? No? Motherhugger.
  • abbezen
    abbezen Posts: 405 Member
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    cheese and rice
    frick
    fricken
    friggen
    gosh dang it
    crap
    holy crap
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    Aw poop.
    Doggone it.
    Dang it.
    Aw nuts.
    Fudgesicles
    Shoot
    Heck
    Rats
    You must be really itchy with a B.

    I have kids...the list just goes on and on and on.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    Mother of Pearl!

    Frak! (though I got it from Veronica Mars, NOT Battlestar Galactica)

    Gorram! (which I did get from Firefly)

    Frikenfraken.

    Boogerschnoogie (which I got from Home Improvement when Randy was trying to offer a girl a Sugar Cookie).

    And then of course the Dang it!, dagnabit!, etc.


    All of them make my husband laugh though.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    Oh and wench when I mean a "b".
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    I have tourette's, so I say anything I please and people give me a pass.

    I actually don't have Coprolalia (the component of tourette's that makes you say uncontrolled things) but don't tell anyone.
  • nuttyduffy
    nuttyduffy Posts: 255 Member
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    Crubbish
    Flippin Nora or flippin eck
    Oh bottoms
  • kayl3igh88
    kayl3igh88 Posts: 428 Member
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    My favourite is to call people barstools when I'm mad at them
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    I'm totally uncensored, which provides my kids with many opportunities to point out my hypocrisy during football season.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    I'm totally uncensored, which provides my kids with many opportunities to point out my hypocrisy during football season.

    Yeah, I can't watch sporting events around my kids. My profanity filter gets overloaded within the first 10 minutes usually & then it's all downhill from there, LOL!
  • nancycaregiver
    nancycaregiver Posts: 812 Member
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    Shut the front door!!
  • nancycaregiver
    nancycaregiver Posts: 812 Member
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    I have tourette's, so I say anything I please and people give me a pass.

    I actually don't have Coprolalia (the component of tourette's that makes you say uncontrolled things) but don't tell anyone.


    Hahahaha!! :laugh:
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
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    Son of a biscuit eating hooker.
  • Lam75
    Lam75 Posts: 72
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    Sugar
    Pants
    Flippin heck
    Bloomin heck
  • triciab79
    triciab79 Posts: 1,713 Member
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    We started making the older boys say holy potato around the 4yr old.

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