Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)

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  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    FUDGE!
    For Frick's Sake.
    AhhhH! MOTHER SUCKER!

    Sometimes, if I'm really upset, I'll say: SMURF!
  • sammielealea
    sammielealea Posts: 245 Member
    FFFFFor crying out loud!! :laugh:
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    I am absolutely USELESS at censoring myself.

    My husband likes to remind me one time when I was trying to limit my cursing, I had dropped something and said "f**k" which I then followed up with "s**t" because I cursed to which I yelled "GODDAMN IT" after because I cursed again.

    My favorite swear alternative is 'Nutbunnies'.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    OH! I forgot LINT LICKER!
    love those Orbitz commercials

    Those never got old!
  • mariapuhl
    mariapuhl Posts: 529 Member
    Not sure how to spell this, but if something is just a giant mess, and I don't want to actually cuss, it comes out as "cluster-foo-gay-zee".

    Examples: The line to get into Best Buy on Black Friday is a cluster foogayzee. That traffic jam is a horrible cluster foogayzee, I'd like to avoid it. Lindsay Lohan is a cluster foogayzee.
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    Did anyone say "motherhugger" yet? No? Motherhugger.
  • abbezen
    abbezen Posts: 405 Member
    cheese and rice
    frick
    fricken
    friggen
    gosh dang it
    crap
    holy crap
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Aw poop.
    Doggone it.
    Dang it.
    Aw nuts.
    Fudgesicles
    Shoot
    Heck
    Rats
    You must be really itchy with a B.

    I have kids...the list just goes on and on and on.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Mother of Pearl!

    Frak! (though I got it from Veronica Mars, NOT Battlestar Galactica)

    Gorram! (which I did get from Firefly)

    Frikenfraken.

    Boogerschnoogie (which I got from Home Improvement when Randy was trying to offer a girl a Sugar Cookie).

    And then of course the Dang it!, dagnabit!, etc.


    All of them make my husband laugh though.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Oh and wench when I mean a "b".
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I have tourette's, so I say anything I please and people give me a pass.

    I actually don't have Coprolalia (the component of tourette's that makes you say uncontrolled things) but don't tell anyone.
  • nuttyduffy
    nuttyduffy Posts: 255 Member
    Crubbish
    Flippin Nora or flippin eck
    Oh bottoms
  • kayl3igh88
    kayl3igh88 Posts: 428 Member
    My favourite is to call people barstools when I'm mad at them
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I'm totally uncensored, which provides my kids with many opportunities to point out my hypocrisy during football season.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'm totally uncensored, which provides my kids with many opportunities to point out my hypocrisy during football season.

    Yeah, I can't watch sporting events around my kids. My profanity filter gets overloaded within the first 10 minutes usually & then it's all downhill from there, LOL!
  • nancycaregiver
    nancycaregiver Posts: 812 Member
    Shut the front door!!
  • nancycaregiver
    nancycaregiver Posts: 812 Member
    I have tourette's, so I say anything I please and people give me a pass.

    I actually don't have Coprolalia (the component of tourette's that makes you say uncontrolled things) but don't tell anyone.


    Hahahaha!! :laugh:
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    Son of a biscuit eating hooker.
  • Lam75
    Lam75 Posts: 72
    Sugar
    Pants
    Flippin heck
    Bloomin heck
  • triciab79
    triciab79 Posts: 1,713 Member
    We started making the older boys say holy potato around the 4yr old.
  • Sambytheway82
    Sambytheway82 Posts: 500
    Barstools!!! Lol:flowerforyou:
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    FUNK
  • Lisafrazier71
    Lisafrazier71 Posts: 59 Member
    Fudge, Mother-fire-trucker, juice-bag and Cheese & Rice. (when there are kids around... normally I just let the real thing fly).
  • verdancyhime
    verdancyhime Posts: 237 Member
    At work I come out with "CARP!" a lot.
    I'm fond of the classic older southern woman "Shugar!" but I don't use it.
  • AlayshaJ
    AlayshaJ Posts: 703 Member
    Lol, omg i have to start using holy potato. That is perfect.

    I actually just swear in front of my kids. They know that they shouldnt say them and they dont. I actually cuss less than i used to (i didnt do it all the time anyhow) because they tell me not too! Lol my daughter says "what a woman" in random situations and i have no cluenwhat she means or where she got it from.
  • kappyblu
    kappyblu Posts: 654 Member
    I often use this one as my parents did before me: oh, son of a biscuit headed wenchweasel!.......... My son always asks...what is a wenchweasel? :tongue:

    I also say "bloody" a lot. :laugh:

    There's also: farfigpoopin!

    :laugh:
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    Holy cannoli - Cause cannolis are the food of the gods

    schniztel -replacing the S word

    Fing A- pronounced with the F and a space between the ing and a

    I often tell people to schnitzel themselves. I saw Hoodwinked and have used Schnizel as a curse word ever since.

    "schnitzel the favorite treat for all good girls and girls to eat...schnitzel me, and schnizel you, Schnitzel...What the Schnitzel."
    An actual song in the movie (a children's movie)
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
    Somewhere along the way I picked up oh snap :op
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    CHEESE AND CRACKERS GOT DAMAGED!

    that's mine!
  • kappyblu
    kappyblu Posts: 654 Member
    rose-gives-finger.gif

    I do this all the time at work, LOL!

    I have used the Ross fists, too! :laugh: :bigsmile:

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