Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)

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  • rsdgirl
    rsdgirl Posts: 246 Member
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    martha farker and schnikes
  • dawn_eichert
    dawn_eichert Posts: 487 Member
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    I just used "*kitten*" in a meeting at work and actually made folks laugh...
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
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    Jackelope

    Shut the Front Door

    Bubbahead

    Freakin ( I say this A LOT!)
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
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    Hobbledyhoy!!

    Fudge!

    Fish!

    Son of a Biscuit!!
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
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    Oh, and CHIZ!
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
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    Son of a quickie, carp, twit, frack, dang, dagnabbit, itch, and shizenkoff.
  • kerricolby
    kerricolby Posts: 232 Member
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    I have a total trucker mouth...but I do have a few phrases I use:

    "Son of a motherless goat" is one of my personal favorites
    "Futhermucker" is another I use fairly often

    Haha! I watched 3 amigos the other night. For the millioneth time.
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
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    SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!

    FRICKIN!

    Mr Dumas
    Mrs Dumas

    sheeeeee taki mushrooms

    FURK
  • Olivia1977
    Olivia1977 Posts: 84 Member
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    OH FUDGESICLES!!!!!!!!
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
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    Cheese & Rice!
  • cechapman10
    cechapman10 Posts: 39 Member
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    Sugar Honey Iced Tea

    My college roommate used to say"Shootfire"
  • throttle2009
    throttle2009 Posts: 138
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    Frickin,

    Frak

    mama fusher

    son of a beho

    shat

    usually all these strung together in awesome randomness if I'm really worked up!!
  • __RANDY__
    __RANDY__ Posts: 1,036 Member
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    fug and shib, I very rarely swear. I can paint a much better picture with actual words than profanity.
  • michwinger
    michwinger Posts: 37 Member
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    Good Night
    Farfignugen
    Flippin
    Gosh darnit
    Oh snap!


    But lately, I've been trying to converse without these either. Use your words! :))
  • Kayla_292to165
    Kayla_292to165 Posts: 249 Member
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    Good gravy, sunny beaches, fudge...

    my kids' favorite: Guts! From Beezus and Ramona
  • treineck
    treineck Posts: 103 Member
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    Son of a Nutcracker - Elf

    What the cuss - I think it's from The Incredible Mr. Fox
  • Monica_has_a_goal
    Monica_has_a_goal Posts: 694 Member
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    Dangity or Idiot!
  • missytrishy
    missytrishy Posts: 203 Member
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    rats
    snap
    fudge
    son of a monkey
    heavens to mercatroid
  • melbogg
    melbogg Posts: 135
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    MOFO and FUDGE
  • Rosytakesoff
    Rosytakesoff Posts: 321
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    Since I can't say what I really think at work without a visit to HR, I exclaim "Blargle!" at my computer.

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