Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)

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  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    crap on a plate
    frick
    biscuit eater
    bastage
  • AllAboutThatTreble
    AllAboutThatTreble Posts: 156 Member
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    frick/fricking
    fudge monkeys - I use this one the most
    dangit
    sugar
    shut the front door

    The only time I use the real words is when I'm alone and no one is around, and even then it makes me uncomfortable.

    I've gotten in trouble too many times as a child for simply saying "shut up" or "stupid" that anything more hardcore than that makes me look over my shoulder to see if my mom is listening.
  • kimmynw1
    kimmynw1 Posts: 97 Member
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    Cheese and Rice.....you can kind of guess what that one is!
  • michelle7673
    michelle7673 Posts: 370 Member
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    "What the cheese???"
  • 73Freckles
    73Freckles Posts: 201 Member
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    What in the Sam Henry!!
  • KittyViolet
    KittyViolet Posts: 220 Member
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    My nephews watches a cartoon where they always say "Oh, coconuts" when something goes wrong. That's what we try to use if little ears are around.

    This one reminds me of "Barnacles" and "Tartar sauce" from Spongebob.

    I use these on a regular basis lol! I'm also partial to "fudgecicles", "flock", and "nertz".
  • jennmodugno
    jennmodugno Posts: 363 Member
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    I grew up Mormon, with a VERY conservative mother, so my siblings and I got pretty creative. I think my favorite was "Globber monkey." It's just really fun to say!

    Now that I'm grown and an atheist, I could feasibly say whatever I want, but I've never gotten out of the habit of using less-offensive words. My go-to curse is usually something along the lines of "gosh-freaking-dagnabbit!" or "Holy cannoli!"
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    butthead
    dork
    screwball
    jerkytreat
    spanky
    dumbarse

    but other then this i'm a sailor raised around the f bomb for half my life
  • Cinabean
    Cinabean Posts: 44 Member
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    Son of a biscuit
    Crap on a cracker
    Oh for the love of PETE
    For the love of God!
    What the....
    Son of a ....
    God.....
    Bull....
    F....
    I have kids... I do a lot of starting words & not finishing them. I am sure many think I have a speech impediment. Lol
  • DisneyAddictRW
    DisneyAddictRW Posts: 800 Member
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    Scuba Steve ....usually when we step on a toy. A.ka. Stepping on a Lego!
  • Hickyvikki69
    Hickyvikki69 Posts: 371 Member
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    " oh hockey sticks " damn
    " fudge knuckles" ****
  • Shrelana
    Shrelana Posts: 248 Member
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    Fuzz buckets, Fuzzmugguts, Fuzzymcfuzzerton...whatever it turns into lol

    Shazoot and shazbots

    See also...indiscernable sounds...

    :D The kids at my work say I come with sound effects.

    edited for spelling :)
  • Territravel
    Territravel Posts: 165 Member
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    Great googly moogly!

    Effin' a! (not really a swear word)

    Crapola

    Dadgummit

    I use all these except Effin A. Are you from the South?
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
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    Oh poo. (that's my go to)
  • TheVimFuego
    TheVimFuego Posts: 2,412 Member
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    Collins works well for me as a substitute for the other C word.

    As in Phil.
  • Stevenbowtieman
    Stevenbowtieman Posts: 10 Member
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    Holy Granola!
    BAD WORD!
    PROFANITY!
    piso mojado! (Spanish = wet floor, but it sounds real bad)
    Fargin' Bastidge
  • PaveGurl
    PaveGurl Posts: 244 Member
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    I use fiddle-dee-dee, foo schnickens, riggim friggim, sweet fancy Moses, blast, great googly moogly, dad blast it, dag nabbit, and so many more. It really depends what comes out of my mouth when I'm in the moment, but those are some of my go-tos.

    I swear a LOT, so I have a LOT of alternatives :)

    (I love the idea of saying "profanity!" in lieu of actual profanity. That's golden)
  • FrankenBeanz
    FrankenBeanz Posts: 176 Member
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    Fiddle sticks,
    Cheese and bread,
    for petes/fluffs sake,
    dagnamit,
    chuffin' nora!
    Chuck a duck.
  • TomjsAj
    TomjsAj Posts: 45 Member
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    Holly Cannoli,

    Turtle Booo!

    Frigen
  • alias1001
    alias1001 Posts: 634 Member
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    My mom always said "Great Scott Tissues."

    Never quite got the origin of that.

    But I curse regularly. So, I got nuthin'. :D

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