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Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)
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I once heard the statement that " four letter words were made so the uneducated can converse with the educated. After hearing that I really have watched my words. There really are a lot of words to replace the 4 letter words that you could use in front of a preacher. You can get your point across with out profanity. Now I say that and I am not a ggodie 2 shoes. I enjoy sex and so forth, I just don't cuss
I tend to avoid it in conversation. But in the aforementioned situation of hitting one's thumb with a hammer "My gosh, that really was quite excruciatingly painful" really doesn't quite cut it :laugh:0 -
I say crudmonkeys, farktangling, fleepin', and all other manner of made up words
DH has been known to yell, "Slartibartfast!!!"0 -
Crap.
Oh, for crap's sake.
Shoot.
Poopyhead
And for online posts, this oldie but goodie from the Watergate Transcripts: [expletive deleted].0 -
communist!
dirty word!0 -
Holy Cheese
What the Shizz/What the F
Shut the front door0 -
When I get frustrated, I scream "Crap-it !!!" Makes my husband laugh and lightens the mood a lot, haha.0
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I say crudmonkeys, farktangling, fleepin', and all other manner of made up words
DH has been known to yell, "Slartibartfast!!!"
That name really does lend itself to exclamation. Another good one from HGTTG is "fetid dingo's kidneys", as in "I couldn't give a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys how tired you are, go make me a sammich"0 -
"Son of a motherless goat!"0
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Dagnabbit!
This! And also "son of a biscuit", "mother trucker", "what the fruit?!" or "what the fruit-flavored cow-pie?!", which I got from my son when he was younger0 -
And for online posts, this oldie but goodie from the Watergate Transcripts: [expletive deleted].
I think that one would be hilarious out loud, actually.0 -
some of a beach
oh fiddle fart0 -
I do this all the time at work, LOL!0 -
shut the front door
or
son of a mother!0 -
Holy Cheese
What the Shizz/What the F
Shut the front door
My son's girlfriend was given detention for saying "Shut the front door" because of what it "really" meant. Seriously?!0 -
Naw i like to say "mutha fu##er' too much to substitute it...lol...0
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What. The. Deuce. (a la Stewie Griffin)0
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I don't use alternatives.0
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Balls
I thought I was the only one!0 -
Cinders and ashes
Coconuts0
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