Stabbing yourself in the eye?

Iron_Feline
Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
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I'm thinking about stabbing myself in the eye with a fork. Has anyone tried this?

I don't want options I only want to hear from people with actual experience in this.
If you have tried this and can give me a factual answer then that's ok, I'll accept answers from people that have stabbed themselves in the eye using other items, but I don't want just options.

Thanks in advance.
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  • links_slayer
    links_slayer Posts: 1,151 Member
    do it. you'll feel much better.
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Sorry, I've only tried stabbing other people in the eye. I did feel much better afterwards.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    do it. you'll feel much better.

    But have you done it? That's just an opinion and I only want facts.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    When I was a kid a little boy threw a stick in my eye. I had to wear an eye patch for 2 weeks. Does this help you at all??
  • links_slayer
    links_slayer Posts: 1,151 Member
    do it. you'll feel much better.

    But have you done it? That's just an opinion and I only want facts.

    how would i know that you'll feel better if i haven't done it myself. duh.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    I stabbed myself in the eye with my car key (true story)

    I didn't enjoy it.
  • SkinnyForMinnie
    SkinnyForMinnie Posts: 68 Member
    Actually, if you have watched that new series on FOX with Kevin Bacon (The Following), there's a pretty intense eye-stabbing scene in about the first or second episode. Woke me the hell up when I saw that. And it looked like it hurt. A lot. Wouldn't recommend it. :tongue:
  • Shazzylee
    Shazzylee Posts: 31 Member
    I"ve stabbed myself in the eye with a pair of pliers, wasn't much fun though :cry:
    Does that help??
  • BPayton27
    BPayton27 Posts: 626 Member
    I wouldn't recommend it. Your vision will plateau.
  • feelin31
    feelin31 Posts: 360 Member
    My daughter was holding a little baby chick and for some reason she said "and he won't even peck me in the eye." Just then she looked over and he pecked her right in the eye! Although we still think that is hilarious, she still does not!
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    do it. you'll feel much better.

    But have you done it? That's just an opinion and I only want facts.

    how would i know that you'll feel better if i haven't done it myself. duh.

    wow you're so mean, I only want to speak to helpful people who can tell me what it feels like. :angry:
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    you do what yu think is best FOR YOU and dont let haters stop you

    you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    When I was a kid a little boy threw a stick in my eye. I had to wear an eye patch for 2 weeks. Does this help you at all??

    How did it feel and would you recommend it?
  • just4nessa
    just4nessa Posts: 459 Member
    I have stabbed myself in the eye.. with my fingernail.. while asleep. I didn't bring me any satisfaction whatsoever. You don't say why your considering forking yourself in the eye, but given the choice, I would suggest you just stab someone else in the eye with said fork and ask them to relay the experience while it is fresh in their mind.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    you do what yu think is best FOR YOU and dont let haters stop you

    you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yeah see this is what I was talking about :flowerforyou:

    All you bullies who say I shouldn't do it should just not come in this thread in the first place :explode:
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    I wouldn't recommend it. Your vision will plateau.

    Yeah well I'm still thinking of doing it - your just a hater :grumble:
  • _Wonder_Woman_
    _Wonder_Woman_ Posts: 218
    OMG!!! Do it, look how cool you will look!!!

    zachary-quinto-pen-stabbed-eye-03.jpg
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    I"ve stabbed myself in the eye with a pair of pliers, wasn't much fun though :cry:
    Does that help??

    I still think I'll do it - I've heard really good things about it on facebook.
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
    are you Scottish ?? A Scottish girl who used to work with me often said to our manager " I'm gonna stab ya in the eye with a fork" because he is English
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
    I read a study once where it said that stabbing yourself in the eye with a fork makes no sense at all, becaus the cavemen didn't have forks. You need to use a stick from a tree. But it has to be from a tree that grows in the land where your ancestors are from. And don't forget to log it.
  • Ashwee87
    Ashwee87 Posts: 695 Member
    I wouldn't recommend it. Your vision will plateau.

    Yeah well I'm still thinking of doing it - your just a hater :grumble:

    *you're

    Get your grammar right. >:(
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    When I was a kid a little boy threw a stick in my eye. I had to wear an eye patch for 2 weeks. Does this help you at all??

    How did it feel and would you recommend it?

    Well, it hurt. But I got to look like a pirate for 2 weeks, so in the end it was worth it. I would recommend it if you like looking awesome.
  • Cocoapuff717
    Cocoapuff717 Posts: 155
    I'm thinking about stabbing myself in the eye with a fork. Has anyone tried this?

    I don't want options I only want to hear from people with actual experience in this.
    If you have tried this and can give me a factual answer then that's ok, I'll accept answers from people that have stabbed themselves in the eye using other items, but I don't want just options.

    Thanks in advance.

    I took a fork to both eyes. Best decision of my life. Now I have so many little things that bring me joy. My hearing is sharper than ever, so I get to hear every little gasp of horror the issues forth out of peoples mouths when they look at me. And Just today I had a hearty laugh when Microsoft SAM read me the following:

    "I'm thinking about stabbing myself in the eye with a fork. Has anyone tried this?

    I don't want options I only want to hear from people with actual experience in this.
    If you have tried this and can give me a factual answer then that's ok, I'll accept answers from people that have stabbed themselves in the eye using other items, but I don't want just options."
  • Shazzylee
    Shazzylee Posts: 31 Member
    I have stabbed myself in the eye.. with my fingernail.. while asleep. I didn't bring me any satisfaction whatsoever. You don't say why your considering forking yourself in the eye, but given the choice, I would suggest you just stab someone else in the eye with said fork and ask them to relay the experience while it is fresh in their mind.


    Lol. ^^ This. Definitely this :wink:
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    When I was a kid a little boy threw a stick in my eye. I had to wear an eye patch for 2 weeks. Does this help you at all??

    My big brother hit me right next to the eye with a stick once - it left a nice scar.

    Some girls like facial scars...
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    I read a study once where it said that stabbing yourself in the eye with a fork makes no sense at all, becaus the cavemen didn't have forks. You need to use a stick from a tree. But it has to be from a tree that grows in the land where your ancestors are from. And don't forget to log it.

    cite the study or it didn't happen.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    I wouldn't recommend it. Your vision will plateau.

    Yeah well I'm still thinking of doing it - your just a hater :grumble:

    *you're

    Get your grammar right. >:(

    Reported for picking on me.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    When I was a kid a little boy threw a stick in my eye. I had to wear an eye patch for 2 weeks. Does this help you at all??

    How did it feel and would you recommend it?

    Well, it hurt. But I got to look like a pirate for 2 weeks, so in the end it was worth it. I would recommend it if you like looking awesome.

    See this is what I wanted - all you haters need to leave this thread.
  • Ashwee87
    Ashwee87 Posts: 695 Member
    Reported for picking on me.

    Wait, how am I suppose to react to this? Fear? Laughter?

    No, wait, I know!

    Go stab yourself in the eye OP.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    I'm thinking about stabbing myself in the eye with a fork. Has anyone tried this?

    I don't want options I only want to hear from people with actual experience in this.
    If you have tried this and can give me a factual answer then that's ok, I'll accept answers from people that have stabbed themselves in the eye using other items, but I don't want just options.

    Thanks in advance.

    I took a fork to both eyes. Best decision of my life. Now I have so many little things that bring me joy. My hearing is sharper than ever, so I get to hear every little gasp of horror the issues forth out of peoples mouths when they look at me. And Just today I had a hearty laugh when Microsoft SAM read me the following:

    "I'm thinking about stabbing myself in the eye with a fork. Has anyone tried this?

    I don't want options I only want to hear from people with actual experience in this.
    If you have tried this and can give me a factual answer then that's ok, I'll accept answers from people that have stabbed themselves in the eye using other items, but I don't want just options."

    WOW what a great answer, I'd heard it does great things for your hearing but wasn't sure till your story. Thanks :flowerforyou:

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