Stabbing yourself in the eye?
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You can't expect me to be supportive of your unhealthy, dangerous plan. This website has the word "Fitness" in the title! Please speak with your doctor before making such drastic decisions.
then why did you even bother to post on this thread - I only want support of my stupid and idiotic plan. How is that hard to understand.
Because even though we never have and probably never will meet, what you choose to do with your eyeballs is totally my business. Also, you probably CAN live your life just fine after taking a fork to the eye, but why would you WANT to??0 -
I've already been stabbed in the eye by a.... nevermind.
But would you recommend it? Would Dr Oz recommend it?
When it happend...the last thing on my mind was Dr. Oz.....
but would you recommend it - wow some people have poor reading comprehension.0 -
I read a study once where it said that stabbing yourself in the eye with a fork makes no sense at all, becaus the cavemen didn't have forks. You need to use a stick from a tree. But it has to be from a tree that grows in the land where your ancestors are from. And don't forget to log it.
This absolutely. Natural is the only way to go or else you are not going to get the best results. Putting artificial stuff like a metal for in your eye is just wrong.
Should it be a fork made from wood?
No, it has to be natural, wooden forks are too processed. The best thing to use is a tree branch that is freshly ripped off, green and still has tree bugs on it.
Tree bugs? How do I calculate the protein in them - the MFP database is rubbish and doesn't have them in? You would think those people at MFP would get something like this right!
Do I need to weigh them?
Yes. Also, bugs are wonderful sources of protein.0 -
Actually stabbing yourself with a fork is painful and then there's those expensive doctor's bills...plus Dr. Oz has never mentioned it on his show.
Really, I though this would be right up his street?
Have you tried it? How do you know it is painful? I only want to hear from people who have done it REMEMBER!
Dr. Oz is a quack. I read somewhere that Jillian Michaels supports eye stabbing, though.
He is not a quack - he gives extremely good advice and has helped millions loose weight. I like Jillian though, doing 30 day shred with 5lb weights have really built up my muscles - though I am worried I'm getting bulky.0 -
You should of done a cleanse. Everyone knows you should Cleanse immediately after an eyeball stabbing. you're Body just can't handle the Toxins.I stabbed myself in the eye and accidentally ate my own eye ball causing me to go over my 1000 calorie a day limit. I gained 3 pounds.0 -
I read a study once where it said that stabbing yourself in the eye with a fork makes no sense at all, becaus the cavemen didn't have forks. You need to use a stick from a tree. But it has to be from a tree that grows in the land where your ancestors are from. And don't forget to log it.
This absolutely. Natural is the only way to go or else you are not going to get the best results. Putting artificial stuff like a metal for in your eye is just wrong.
Should it be a fork made from wood?
No no no! No forks at all. Nobody should ever use a fork. I can't believe how many people there are out there who still think it's OK to use a fork. The human body isn't designed to use a fork, it's just unnatural. And besides, forks are designed for baby cows. Are you a baby cow? No. So don't use a fork. Also, diabetes.0 -
You can't expect me to be supportive of your unhealthy, dangerous plan. This website has the word "Fitness" in the title! Please speak with your doctor before making such drastic decisions.
then why did you even bother to post on this thread - I only want support of my stupid and idiotic plan. How is that hard to understand.
Because even though we never have and probably never will meet, what you choose to do with your eyeballs is totally my business. Also, you probably CAN live your life just fine after taking a fork to the eye, but why would you WANT to??
it's not your business - its not like this is a public forum or anything.0 -
Sticks and stones may break your bones...but a fork just leaves you butthurt.
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That made me giggle.0 -
I read a study once where it said that stabbing yourself in the eye with a fork makes no sense at all, becaus the cavemen didn't have forks. You need to use a stick from a tree. But it has to be from a tree that grows in the land where your ancestors are from. And don't forget to log it.
This absolutely. Natural is the only way to go or else you are not going to get the best results. Putting artificial stuff like a metal for in your eye is just wrong.
Should it be a fork made from wood?
No, it has to be natural, wooden forks are too processed. The best thing to use is a tree branch that is freshly ripped off, green and still has tree bugs on it.
Tree bugs? How do I calculate the protein in them - the MFP database is rubbish and doesn't have them in? You would think those people at MFP would get something like this right!
Do I need to weigh them?
Yes. Also, bugs are wonderful sources of protein.
but doesn't protein turn straight to fat if you eat it on its own?0 -
Eeek! Sorry! Running around kitchen with fork in hand (tines up)! Does that help!It's always fun til somebody pokes an eye out! LOL! Seriously though, I would rather throat punch the offending party.....Much more satisfaction :drinker:
That is totally not helpful and what this thread is about, stop trying to derail my thread,
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I got bit above and below my eye by a ball python, but he must not have appreciated puns because he missed my eyeball. Sorry I couldn't quite help, but you might also ask Jean Luc Picard about his assimilation by the Borg, they did some eye stabbing so he might be able to give you some advice.0
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You should of done a cleanse. Everyone knows you should Cleanse immediately after an eyeball stabbing. you're Body just can't handle the Toxins.I stabbed myself in the eye and accidentally ate my own eye ball causing me to go over my 1000 calorie a day limit. I gained 3 pounds.
Should I be taking raspberry keytones and only drinking lemon juice to kill the cancer cells?0 -
I read a study once where it said that stabbing yourself in the eye with a fork makes no sense at all, becaus the cavemen didn't have forks. You need to use a stick from a tree. But it has to be from a tree that grows in the land where your ancestors are from. And don't forget to log it.
This absolutely. Natural is the only way to go or else you are not going to get the best results. Putting artificial stuff like a metal for in your eye is just wrong.
Should it be a fork made from wood?
No no no! No forks at all. Nobody should ever use a fork. I can't believe how many people there are out there who still think it's OK to use a fork. The human body isn't designed to use a fork, it's just unnatural. And besides, forks are designed for baby cows. Are you a baby cow? No. So don't use a fork. Also, diabetes.
I don;t believe you unless you incorrectly quote a study that actually disproves your point.0 -
Sticks and stones may break your bones...but a fork just leaves you butthurt.
:laugh:
That made me giggle.
This is not a laughing matter. REPORTED.0 -
You should of done a cleanse. Everyone knows you should Cleanse immediately after an eyeball stabbing. you're Body just can't handle the Toxins.I stabbed myself in the eye and accidentally ate my own eye ball causing me to go over my 1000 calorie a day limit. I gained 3 pounds.
Should I be taking raspberry keytones and only drinking lemon juice to kill the cancer cells?
If there's no cayenne pepper in the lemon juice, you may as well be drinking oil but not spitting it out after 20 minutes.0 -
Actually stabbing yourself with a fork is painful and then there's those expensive doctor's bills...plus Dr. Oz has never mentioned it on his show.
Really, I though this would be right up his street?
Have you tried it? How do you know it is painful? I only want to hear from people who have done it REMEMBER!
Dr. Oz is a quack. I read somewhere that Jillian Michaels supports eye stabbing, though.
He is not a quack - he gives extremely good advice and has helped millions loose weight. I like Jillian though, doing 30 day shred with 5lb weights have really built up my muscles - though I am worried I'm getting bulky.
If you stab both eyes you won't see that your'e bulky so....0 -
Eeek! Sorry! Running around kitchen with fork in hand (tines up)! Does that help!It's always fun til somebody pokes an eye out! LOL! Seriously though, I would rather throat punch the offending party.....Much more satisfaction :drinker:
That is totally not helpful and what this thread is about, stop trying to derail my thread,
No, wow this thread is so full of unhelpful people going off topic :grumble:0 -
I got bit above and below my eye by a ball python, but he must not have appreciated puns because he missed my eyeball. Sorry I couldn't quite help, but you might also ask Jean Luc Picard about his assimilation by the Borg, they did some eye stabbing so he might be able to give you some advice.
Is he on this forum?0 -
I read a study once where it said that stabbing yourself in the eye with a fork makes no sense at all, becaus the cavemen didn't have forks. You need to use a stick from a tree. But it has to be from a tree that grows in the land where your ancestors are from. And don't forget to log it.
This absolutely. Natural is the only way to go or else you are not going to get the best results. Putting artificial stuff like a metal for in your eye is just wrong.
Should it be a fork made from wood?
No no no! No forks at all. Nobody should ever use a fork. I can't believe how many people there are out there who still think it's OK to use a fork. The human body isn't designed to use a fork, it's just unnatural. And besides, forks are designed for baby cows. Are you a baby cow? No. So don't use a fork. Also, diabetes.
I don;t believe you unless you incorrectly quote a study that actually disproves your point.
I don't need to quote a study. I read it on the internet. So I know it's true. Everybody says so.0 -
You should of done a cleanse. Everyone knows you should Cleanse immediately after an eyeball stabbing. you're Body just can't handle the Toxins.I stabbed myself in the eye and accidentally ate my own eye ball causing me to go over my 1000 calorie a day limit. I gained 3 pounds.
Should I be taking raspberry keytones and only drinking lemon juice to kill the cancer cells?
If there's no cayenne pepper in the lemon juice, you may as well be drinking oil but not spitting it out after 20 minutes.
thanks for that - must go and get some cayenne pepper - does that help with the toxins?0
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