Stabbing yourself in the eye?

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  • almc170
    almc170 Posts: 1,093 Member

    Should I be taking raspberry keytones and only drinking lemon juice to kill the cancer cells?
    I think you want the Ultimate Reset. I'm sure a certain Coach can hook you up.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member

    If you stab both eyes you won't see that your'e bulky so....

    Yeah but I'll still know because my other senses will be heightened.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Remember if you drink the aqueous humour not to log it as water, even though it's clear.:noway:
    Only if it's one of those giant salad-serving forks. Otherwise, spork. I can't stress this enough.

    Keep that spork stuff in the "In Place Of Forks" group forum, you IPOF people are always coming here trying to bash everyone into using sporks like your way is the only way.:explode:
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member


    I don't need to quote a study. I read it on the internet. So I know it's true. Everybody says so.

    i only believe it if it comes from Dr Oz, cheap looking websites or friends of friends on facebook.
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    I think you want the Ultimate Reset. I'm sure a certain Coach can hook you up.

    I've got some belly button fluff that will help boost your fibre levels and scuff out your insides for a full detox... I'll send you my PayPal details so you can send me the money. Results guaranteed!
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    bloody_eye1.png

    I looked pretty doing it
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member

    but doesn't protein turn straight to fat if you eat it on its own?

    only if it's in a protein shake. You should be fine with eating the whole bug.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    I think you want the Ultimate Reset. I'm sure a certain Coach can hook you up.

    Thanks, I think my wallet is feeling a bit heavy these days. Plus food is so overrated.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    Remember if you drink the aqueous humour not to log it as water, even though it's clear.:noway:

    Keep that spork stuff in the "In Place Of Forks" group forum, you IPOF people are always coming here trying to bash everyone into using sporks like your way is the only way.:explode:

    yeah - and thanks for the water tip. I only log skinny water anyway. All the other stuff has too many calories.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member

    I've got some belly button fluff that will help boost your fibre levels and scuff out your insides for a full detox... I'll send you my PayPal details so you can send me the money. Results guaranteed!

    I thought you'd defriend me - you just want to sabotage my plan.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    bloody_eye1.png

    I looked pretty doing it

    That's the look I'm going for - thank you for your support :flowerforyou:
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member

    only if it's in a protein shake. You should be fine with eating the whole bug.

    Is that because it isn't full of empty calories?
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    but doesn't protein turn straight to fat if you eat it on its own?
    only if it's in a protein shake. You should be fine with eating the whole bug.

    Choose the crunchy-shelled bugs (think beetles rather than grubs) - the extra crunching will burn calories so you can log the bugs as zero calories. True fact!
  • tuxedord2
    tuxedord2 Posts: 69 Member

    Yeah but I'll still know because my other senses will be heightened.

    True, except that you can't hear or smell that you are bulky and your hands will be all bound up by the straight jacket so ...
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member

    Choose the crunchy-shelled bugs (think beetles rather than grubs) - the extra crunching will burn calories so you can log the bugs as zero calories. True fact!

    Wow I love negative calorie foods - you're back on my friends list.
  • vlnalto
    vlnalto Posts: 64 Member

    it's not your business - its not like this is a public forum or anything.

    Fine - you're going to do whatever, but we'll see you back here after you don't get the results you wanted and then we'll be ready to help you after you learn that there's no such thing as "magic forks"
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member

    True, except that you can't hear or smell that you are bulky and your hands will be all bound up by the straight jacket so ...

    Reported for saying I have a mental health issue.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member

    Fine - you're going to do whatever, but we'll see you back here after you don't get the results you wanted and then we'll be ready to help you after you learn that there's no such thing as "magic forks"

    Please hater - I'll be back posting on the success thread how this worked and kept working for me. Just because you're different doesn't give you the right to tell me how to live my life. I'm a special snowflake.
  • ddipert
    ddipert Posts: 103 Member
    but you're only going to get the results you want if it's a HEAVY fork
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    but you're only going to get the results you want if it's a HEAVY fork

    I was waiting for one of you stab heavy people to come in here, that's not the look I am after. People like that make me go eeewwwww. Some people react differently to heavy forks. We're not all the same you know.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member

    then why did you even bother to post on this thread - I only want support of my stupid and idiotic plan. How is that hard to understand.
    I'm offended for you, by you, on your own behalf. Reported.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    I'm offended for you, by you, on your own behalf. Reported.

    *puts on ignore*
  • tuxedord2
    tuxedord2 Posts: 69 Member
    Do you think it might be easier to get someone else to do the stabbing for you?
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member

    Wow I love negative calorie foods - you're back on my friends list.

    Hurrah! You do argue your points well so I think I can overlook some of your flaws.
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member

    I was waiting for one of you stab heavy people to come in here, that's not the look I am after. People like that make me go eeewwwww. Some people react differently to heavy forks. We're not all the same you know.

    Agreed. I've heard that pink forks will give you tone without turning you into the Hulk.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    Do you think it might be easier to get someone else to do the stabbing for you?

    I looked into that, but it seemed really expensive, and they try to sell you their special stabbing forks and get you to sign on as a pro-stabber.
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    I'm offended for you, by you, on your own behalf. Reported.

    Haters will be haters. If you have nothing to add to the conversation then why are you posting?
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member

    Agreed. I've heard that pink forks will give you tone without turning you into the Hulk.

    yeah I'm looking to lengthen my muscles - like the way the dancers look in my head.
  • tuxedord2
    tuxedord2 Posts: 69 Member

    I looked into that, but it seemed really expensive, and they try to sell you their special stabbing forks and get you to sign on as a pro-stabber.

    Hmmm good point. I'm thinking there might be some people on MFP that will do it for free. You should ask around.
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    * Shuffles off to edit her previous posts to ensure the points made by those arguing against her now make no sense at all *