Anyone try the MyFitnessPal diet?
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But I kneed to loose 50 pounds in 14 days.
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I don't need that! I am only one stomach flu away from my ideal weight! I am all set! :devil:0
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Whattttt? lol.0 -
I'm following the diet from The Devil Wears Prada. I don't eat anything, and when I feel faint, I eat a small cube of cheese. I've only passed out and smacked my forehead on the corner of a table three times. Hey, should I count the freezing injection for the stitches in my forehead as calorie intake? Cuz it technically went into my body. How much would that be, anyway? I better skip my cheese cube this afternoon just in case so I don't wreck my progress.
Just smell the cheese. The inhaling action should burn as many calories as you inhale from the cheese particles that go in through your nose.
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Can I log sex as exercise?
^^^This :laugh: :drinker:0 -
But the MFP diet takes sooooo long! I want to lose 30 lbs by next week! I heard that if you eat only live crickets you'll lose weight because you burn calories trying to catch them. Has anyone tried this?0
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Can I log sex as exercise?
I do....but you get a closer and more accurate burn ratio if you log it as horseback riding - general.
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Organic unicorn tears. Get it right.
Hmmm, I've heard my town was built on an ancient unicorn burial ground. Maybe I can find some organic unicorn tears in the dirt here. Then I'll take that dirt and make mud pies. That should boost my weight loss, right?0 -
...plus, there's no celebrity sponsors. I totally don't believe it works unless Kim Kardashian says so.
Yes, the endorsement (or lack thereof) of the Kardashians is how I make every decision of my life. Therefore, I'm not buying what you're selling, OP!0 -
I'm scared of starvation mode. :huh:0
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Totally tried it, totally worked. See my latest success thread here: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/918358-they-cut-my-head-open-your-excuse-is-invalid0
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This diet sounds intriguing.
Right now, I'm in the middle of an awesome Shakeweight / Thighmaster workout, and my diet consists of a lemon juice/cayenne pepper cleanse, followed by a coffee enema.
If that doesn't help me lose 40 pounds by this coming Monday, then maybe I'll give this MFP program a try.0 -
Lost 60 pounds so far on the MyFitnessPal diet :smokin:0
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Can I log sex as exercise?
I do....but you get a closer and more accurate burn ratio if you log it as horseback riding - general.
jus sayin
Best. thread. EVER!! hahahahahahahha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
It is too much work to figure out what I am eating and log it to get the right numbers. Too bad Hostess went out of business. I wanted to get on the Twinkie diet. They are only 150 calories each. I could eat 10 and be within my 1500 calories.0
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But the MFP diet takes sooooo long! I want to lose 30 lbs by next week! I heard that if you eat only live crickets you'll lose weight because you burn calories trying to catch them. Has anyone tried this?
yes. It works. well, until you stop looking for crickets and eating them. I lost 60 pounds in a month with this diet. But then I started eating normally and I regained it all, and then some. I am going to start it again tomorrow though. It should work the second time with no adverse side effects.0 -
Can I log sex as exercise?
I do....but you get a closer and more accurate burn ratio if you log it as horseback riding - general.
jus sayin
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!:blushing:0 -
Can I log sex as exercise?
I do....but you get a closer and more accurate burn ratio if you log it as horseback riding - general.
jus sayin
:laugh: :drinker:0 -
Can I log sex as exercise?
I do....but you get a closer and more accurate burn ratio if you log it as horseback riding - general.
jus sayin
Best. thread. EVER!! hahahahahahahha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?
Absurd, I know.
LMAO!!0
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