ways to annoy a fitness person

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  • Leslietheriot
    Leslietheriot Posts: 303 Member
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    What annoys me the most is when I have been eating healthy and working out and my husband says "lets just eat crap today and then you can go back to your 'diet' tomorrow." Its called a lifestyle change for a reason. Its for life...not just for one day! Do you go to a vegetarian and say "its ok to just eat meat today...its just for one day!" Hell no you don't! Then why on God's green earth would you do it to me?!?!
  • FitWithWit44
    FitWithWit44 Posts: 412 Member
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  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    Offer to spot them and then proceed to talk on your cell phone or someone behind you.
  • BlackDaisy85
    BlackDaisy85 Posts: 151 Member
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    I dont like getting checked out or verbally encouraged because its my private time
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
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    walk in the gym with a half shirt, belly sticking out, carrying a box of donuts and yelling, "What's up *****es"?
  • FitWithWit44
    FitWithWit44 Posts: 412 Member
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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    Tell them all about how your slim shake/miracle pill/only eat red things on Thursday/goats blood diet is way more effective than their 'eat well and exercise' plan

    "Something something shake weight/ab roller/fat magnets"

    This.... and also tell them you don't want to lift weights because you don't want to get bulky
  • shyfranklinstein
    shyfranklinstein Posts: 61
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    By being fat

    ha!
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
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    I don't see the issue here. I play on my phone or log my exercise between sets. If someone wants to work in, they are more than welcome to ask.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    say: "you're lucky you have such good genetics, everyone in my family's fat apart from my sister who got all the skinny genes, lucky b****.... she can eat everything and still not get fat, it's so unfair!"
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Tell them all about how your slim shake/miracle pill/only eat red things on Thursday/goats blood diet is way more effective than their 'eat well and exercise' plan

    "Something something shake weight/ab roller/fat magnets"

    This.... and also tell them you don't want to lift weights because you don't want to get bulky

    Or complain about getting bulky from 5# weights.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    say: "you're lucky you have such good genetics, everyone in my family's fat apart from my sister who got all the skinny genes, lucky b****.... she can eat everything and still not get fat, it's so unfair!"

    I'm probably about 6 months away from being informed that I'm naturally thin and lucky to not have an addictive personality.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    Tell them all about how your slim shake/miracle pill/only eat red things on Thursday/goats blood diet is way more effective than their 'eat well and exercise' plan

    "Something something shake weight/ab roller/fat magnets"

    This.... and also tell them you don't want to lift weights because you don't want to get bulky

    Or complain about getting bulky from 5# weights.

    or worse... complain about getting bulky from spending 5 minutes 3 times a week on a cardio machine
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Tell them all about how your slim shake/miracle pill/only eat red things on Thursday/goats blood diet is way more effective than their 'eat well and exercise' plan

    "Something something shake weight/ab roller/fat magnets"

    This.... and also tell them you don't want to lift weights because you don't want to get bulky

    Or complain about getting bulky from 5# weights.

    or worse... complain about getting bulky from spending 5 minutes 3 times a week on a cardio machine

    "my huge thighs" YES!!!
  • ShibaEars
    ShibaEars Posts: 3,928 Member
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    tell them you don't need to lift weights, because you already have muscle. (for real, a friend tells me this regularly)
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,867 Member
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    Talk about how bulky you get lifting weights when you're eating 1,000 calories per day and you're a chick...
  • spirit095
    spirit095 Posts: 1,017 Member
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    Talk about how bulky you get lifting weights when you're eating 1,000 calories per day and you're a chick...

    THIS lol

    And how they struggle to eat 1200 calories :grumble:
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Talk about how bulky you get lifting weights when you're eating 1,000 calories per day and you're a chick...

    THIS lol

    And how they struggle to eat 1200 calories :grumble:

    The struggling to eat 1200 calories thing annoys me too. If you have a hard time eating 1200 calories, how are you (checks ticker) XX lbs overweight?
  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
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    force them to surf the MFP forums all day

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