Eating pizza, pop tarts, & ice cream while losing weight

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  • SanteMulberry
    SanteMulberry Posts: 3,202 Member
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    Somebody say Poptarts?

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    Look at that! SIX vitamins and minerals...and yet people still put them down.

    :laugh: I was just thinking the same.

    Wow--six whole vitamins and minerals out of a constellation of phyto-nutrients we might procure. Who needs farmers--we could probably synthesize these in a lab. :wink:
  • newdaydawning79
    newdaydawning79 Posts: 1,503 Member
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    Somebody say Poptarts?

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    Gak---I've always thought the regular ones were uninteresting sweetened cardboard with break-your-teeth frosting. "Red Velvet" Pop-Tarts carries it to the next level and on to "repulsive".

    Only if by 'repulsive' do you mean 'hello love get in my belly RIGHT NOW'. :wink:
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    Somebody say Poptarts?

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    Gak---I've always thought the regular ones were uninteresting sweetened cardboard with break-your-teeth frosting. "Red Velvet" Pop-Tarts carries it to the next level and on to "repulsive".

    Only if by 'repulsive' do you mean 'hello love get in my belly RIGHT NOW'. :wink:

    Seriously. I'm gonna have to look for this kind next time I'm at the store! :noway:
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Somebody say Poptarts?

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    Gak---I've always thought the regular ones were uninteresting sweetened cardboard with break-your-teeth frosting. "Red Velvet" Pop-Tarts carries it to the next level and on to "repulsive".

    Blasphemy.

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  • SanteMulberry
    SanteMulberry Posts: 3,202 Member
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    Somebody say Poptarts?

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    Gak---I've always thought the regular ones were uninteresting sweetened cardboard with break-your-teeth frosting. "Red Velvet" Pop-Tarts carries it to the next level and on to "repulsive".

    Only if by 'repulsive' do you mean 'hello love get in my belly RIGHT NOW'. :wink:

    Yeah...NO. Over my cold dead body. Which doesn't make much sense and I'm gong to bed since I was up at 5:45 this a.m. :laugh:
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    Yeah...NO. Over my cold dead body. Which doesn't make much sense and I'm gong to bed since I was up at 5:45 this a.m. :laugh:
    Good night!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    Yeah...NO. Over my cold dead body. Which doesn't make much sense and I'm gong to bed since I was up at 5:45 this a.m. :laugh:
    Good night!

    ^this
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
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    Somebody say Poptarts?

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    Look at that! SIX vitamins and minerals...and yet people still put them down.

    Exactly! Screw fat shaming, poptart shaming should be illegal

    I like the way you think.
  • michaelettner
    michaelettner Posts: 1 Member
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    Well . . . cinnamon Pop-Tarts, lightly toasted, are pretty darn good, especially with ice cream! Then, ummm, you need to go on a 35 mile bike ride to burn it all off. Trade-offs . . .
  • CassieReannan
    CassieReannan Posts: 1,479 Member
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    I eat pizza, icecream and other "bad" things weekly (they don't sell poptarts in Aus :sad: ).. If it fits in your goal go for it! Life is for living, enjoy the food! Otherwise it'd be boring as!
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
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    Well . . . cinnamon Pop-Tarts, lightly toasted, are pretty darn good, especially with ice cream! Then, ummm, you need to go on a 35 mile bike ride to burn it all off. Trade-offs . . .

    First post. Welcome to the forums. Enjoy your stay. :flowerforyou:


    ETA: If it takes you 35 miles to burn off 600 or less calories...you might be doing it wrong.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Welcome to the forums. Enjoy your stay. :flowerforyou:


    No. :mad:
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
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    Welcome to the forums. Enjoy your stay. :flowerforyou:


    No. :mad:

    You're paying attention! :laugh:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Welcome to the forums. Enjoy your stay. :flowerforyou:


    No. :mad:

    You're paying attention! :laugh:

    I am...

    ...but apparently Crank isn't.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    For the love of God people, EAT A REAL PASTRY.



    That being said, in for food porn.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    For the love of God people, EAT A REAL PASTRY.



    That being said, in for food porn.

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  • srk369
    srk369 Posts: 256 Member
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    To a PopTart

    I can smell your pastry as it toasts
    to a hue of deepest gold.
    My fingers tingle, well aware
    that you'll be too hot to hold.

    When you spring up, I'll have to juggle
    to get you to the plate.
    One pastry in six falls to the floor
    and shatters there, unate.

    But most will make it safe and sound,
    then I breathlessly decide
    to butter them or eat them plain
    or smoosh ice cream inside.

    Delicious, sweet, a toothsome treat,
    you fit my macros well!
    Your critics squawk disdainful talk?
    They can just go to hell.
    Nice!!
  • sammirust
    sammirust Posts: 83
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    does it have to be poptart brand? i like the hy top brand < < does it still count? T.T
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
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    To a PopTart

    I can smell your pastry as it toasts
    to a hue of deepest gold.
    My fingers tingle, well aware
    that you'll be too hot to hold.

    When you spring up, I'll have to juggle
    to get you to the plate.
    One pastry in six falls to the floor
    and shatters there, unate.

    But most will make it safe and sound,
    then I breathlessly decide
    to butter them or eat them plain
    or smoosh ice cream inside.

    Delicious, sweet, a toothsome treat,
    you fit my macros well!
    Your critics squawk disdainful talk?
    They can just go to hell.

    I think I love you.

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