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      ...to do anything but stand on one foot and spin like a ballerina.
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      But they could only spin 1 dizzy minute before they were horrifyingly interupted by
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      a group of giggling goats zonked on sugar
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      who chewed the ballerinas' pointed shoes off their pointed feet at the very point of their pirouette
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      then trotted off with ribbons streaming from their mouths, toward the open arms of smiling Dr. Cholesterol, who
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      wickedly pulled out of his pocket a recipe for Goat Stew, as he yelled aloud "anyone hungry"?
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      "Of course I'm hungry!", cried the one legged gnome as he furiously hopped around.
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      Mr. Cholesterol gently rolled the recipe between his fingers as he glaced from the goats to the recipe, to the goats, to the recipe, and then quietly said to the watchful gnome, "Mr. Gnome, I could use your assistance".
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      But little did Dr. Cholesterol know, the one-legged gnome had plans of his own to......
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      lure the doctor under a love spell. The Gnome had known the doctor had a thing for...
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      ... peanut butter sandwiches, sardines, and polyester pants!
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      So, from the pockets of his very alluring pink polyester pants the gnome pulled a peanut butter and sardine sandwich and said,
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      "come eat my precious!" as he snickers and...
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      as his devious plan to
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      stop Dr. Cholesterol begins, the evil witch Calorie enters in puff of smoke and yells.....
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      Aha! I am going to hex you by
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      adding many hidden calories from sugar! That savory sweet goat stew and peanut butter sardine sandwich will taste so good that you won't be able to stop eating!
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      Oh no, all of a sudden witch Calorie catches a cramp in her left leg and falls face first to the ground.....
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      so Bob picks her up...
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      ... and places her on an a treadmill at the highest incline and speed and yells, " AHA! That'll teach you, Evil Calorie Witch!"
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      Poor witch Calorie is having a bad day and she realizes it as she tumbles off the treadmill, rolls down a hill, and comes to screeching halt in a puddle of....
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      goat milk....
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      and pancakes as she realizes she can't defend herself with spoons and...
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      so she resorts to magic spells that
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      transforms her into a fire-breathing dragon, but instead of spitting fire she only blows bubbles....
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      change goats into brooms and milk into sugar dust, which happens to make the Evil Ms Calorie..
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      sneeze until she turns inside out, which Dr. Cholesterol thinks is utterly
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      ridiculous, but
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      enchanting and with a twinkle in his eye he professes his hidden love for the Calorie witch...
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      he gallantly switches on his shop vac and puts the hose on reverse and fills her with air so she pops back rightside out.
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