Really Funny Things To Do To Make People Uncomfortable!

when speaking to someone, pause regularly in the middle of sentences and look the person slowly up and down, then resume

I think my boss does this unintentionally lol.

Office dares is a game my friends and I got very into!

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
7) Leave your zip open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
9) While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
10) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Three point office dares...
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
6) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
8) Don't use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Five point office dares...
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig etc) during a very important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

My husband was telling his best friend I make awesome steaks. His friend asked how I did it.

I told him I rub my boobs on them. My husband went along with it and nodded.

Not sure it made him uncomfortable, but he certainly was caught off guard.

Make a batch of vanilla pudding. Put pudding in empty (and cleaned) mayo jar. In public, or in lunch room, pull jar out of your lunch cooler and start to eat. Hilarious.

Personally I like it when people ask me where we have met before and I say, "Prison" with a dead serious look on my face. The people they are with usually just freeze.

I follow this one up with "Do you watch Porn"?

I've found the best way to make people uncofortable, aside from just speaking because my friends and I have an incredibly offensive sense of humor, is to compliment strangers while yelling really loud.

Drive by someone and yell, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TODAY!.

Generally they will flip you off until they realize what you said.

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Put blue gatorade in a windex bottle and drink from it
Dance as they're talking
Do the awkward humping starfish
Make the Jenna marbles face
Go into a crowded elevator and say "you're probably wondering why I gathered you all here today"

Oh these are HILARIOUS! My boss keeps looking at me through the window between our desks wondering what's wrong with me as I laugh uncontrolably!

I will say, my college roomate, RA and I were in Walmart one time...I needed new blush, and had just finished reading that the best way to pick out a color is to do so when you're actually blushing. I asked our RA to say something that would make me blush. She pretended to think for a minute, then reaches out, grabs both my girls and squeezes (while on the security camera) and yells "WURNT!" That became our thing...we'd randomly turn around in stores, the mall, walking through campus, grab the ladies of any friends, and scream that. You'd be amazed at the looks we got! Man I miss those days :laugh:

:devil: Bump so I can find these to do some of them later. :laugh: :drinker:

I dance or skip at the store with my kids (they still think it's fun) and my hubby does the crop dusting.