Worst thing a woman can say to a man!
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here take 2 of these now and one a day with application of this cream for 4 weeks afterwards and you should have no problems.
Baaaahahahahahahahaha!! :laugh:0 -
is that a ribbed condom or are my scabs just coming off0
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I do0
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i asked my boyfriend has his thing shrunk or is it cuz hes put on weight that it looks smaller...whoops...im still in the bad-books....it wasnt meant to be a critisism though,,,oh dear...need to make it up to him!! LOL0
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ha ha mines bigger than yours0
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uhhhh honey...the doctor called, you may want to get tested too.0
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"Goodbye" can be the hardest word to handle.0
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Mine was "US? What do we have to talk about????" :noway:0
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"What are you thinking?"
So true, especially when one is so blissfully thinking about nothing.
Some of my contributions.
"I'm fine." - when it is obvious that she is *not* fine.
"If you don't know, I'm not telling."
"If you love me, you will..."
"I'll just be a few minutes." and I'm still waiting 30 minutes later.0 -
"Deeper, deeper!"0
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Your daddy is better.....dammit sis!!!0
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Hold on a second, girls can TALK? Huh. Maybe I should take that gag off the one in the closet and see if she has an answer for this.0
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uhhhh honey...the doctor called, you may want to get tested too.0
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This has to be said when you are on top.
Your not as good as your <brother/best friend/cousin>.
Then just hang on for the ride as he tries to buck you off :bigsmile:
Ahhh rodeo sex, same as doing it to a woman doggy style0 -
Awwwww you have 2 belly buttons?
OUCH!!0 -
We are out of Taco Shells.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! :drinker:0 -
"let's go shopping together!" you know it won't be a quick 15minute stop, pick a shirt and go, like how men go shopping. It's going to be an all day thing fyi.0
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This has to be said when you are on top.
Your not as good as your <brother/best friend/cousin>.
Then just hang on for the ride as he tries to buck you off :bigsmile:
haha - so many are SO funny - but love this!
How about "have you finished already. . . I mean woah that was great!!!"
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By the way I don't do that lol0
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*to a naked, aroused partner*
"Ohhhhhh, well.... um... at least anal wont hurt. so that's a good thing, right? we should probably start with that"0
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