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    Worst thing a woman can say to a man!

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    • Posts: 45 Member
      here take 2 of these now and one a day with application of this cream for 4 weeks afterwards and you should have no problems.

      Baaaahahahahahahahaha!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 91
      is that a ribbed condom or are my scabs just coming off
    • Posts: 5
      I do
    • Posts: 320
      i asked my boyfriend has his thing shrunk or is it cuz hes put on weight that it looks smaller...whoops...im still in the bad-books....it wasnt meant to be a critisism though,,,oh dear...need to make it up to him!! LOL
    • Posts: 91
      ha ha mines bigger than yours
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      uhhhh honey...the doctor called, you may want to get tested too.
    • Posts: 597 Member
      "Goodbye" can be the hardest word to handle.
    • Posts: 699 Member
      Mine was "US? What do we have to talk about????" :noway:
    • Posts: 577 Member
      "What are you thinking?"

      So true, especially when one is so blissfully thinking about nothing.

      Some of my contributions.

      "I'm fine." - when it is obvious that she is *not* fine.
      "If you don't know, I'm not telling."
      "If you love me, you will..."
      "I'll just be a few minutes." and I'm still waiting 30 minutes later.
    • Posts: 59 Member
      "Deeper, deeper!" :)
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      Your daddy is better.....dammit sis!!!:angry:
    • Posts: 1,405 Member
      Hold on a second, girls can TALK? Huh. Maybe I should take that gag off the one in the closet and see if she has an answer for this.
    • Posts: 201 Member
      uhhhh honey...the doctor called, you may want to get tested too.
      OUCHHH
    • Posts: 1,088
      This has to be said when you are on top.

      Your not as good as your <brother/best friend/cousin>.

      Then just hang on for the ride as he tries to buck you off :bigsmile:

      Ahhh rodeo sex, same as doing it to a woman doggy style
    • Posts: 177 Member
      Awwwww you have 2 belly buttons?


      OUCH!!
    • Posts: 1,227 Member
      We are out of Taco Shells.

      LMAO!!!!!!!!! :drinker:
    • Posts: 671 Member
      "let's go shopping together!" you know it won't be a quick 15minute stop, pick a shirt and go, like how men go shopping. It's going to be an all day thing fyi.
    • Posts: 719 Member
      This has to be said when you are on top.

      Your not as good as your <brother/best friend/cousin>.

      Then just hang on for the ride as he tries to buck you off :bigsmile:


      haha - so many are SO funny - but love this!

      How about "have you finished already. . . I mean woah that was great!!!"

      x
    • Posts: 708 Member
      By the way I don't do that lol
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      *to a naked, aroused partner*

      "Ohhhhhh, well.... um... at least anal wont hurt. so that's a good thing, right? we should probably start with that"
    • Posts: 1,000 Member
      Nope! That's not it!
    • Posts: 719 Member
      "Deeper, deeper!" :)

      Oh yeah!!! haha
    • Posts: 1,408 Member
      are you in?
      did i take my pill today?
      your on doodoo patrol
      my mothers moving in with us
      just hurry up i think i hear the kids
    • Posts: 17 Member
      I love you..I'm just not "IN"love with you
      We need to talk....
      I'd rather just be friends...
    • Posts: 249
      As he is eating your cookie:

      "Do you have anything to add to the grocery list?"
    • Posts: 233
      Ok...whatever

      Be afraid of this!
    • Posts: 43 Member
      My husband would say it is "But I do love you..." cuz it usually means he is not getting laid. :) or...."I threw out all the beer, it just had too many carbs in it"
    • Posts: 805 Member
      "You have a small ****"


      It's a low blow but gets 'em everytime. :laugh:
    • Posts: 635 Member
      Well, that was....efficient. I guess I will have time to....
    • Posts: 511
      WRONG HOLE!.

      Not the worst thing in my book, hehe. Btw it is never an accident.
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