Worst thing a woman can say to a man!

"I am leaving you for another...WOMAN"

ONE MORE: "OBAMA PROMISED WHAT AGAIN?"

ha ha mines bigger than yours

hahahaha that's terrible! I would love to be a fly on the wall to see that guys face..:noway:

I THINK WE JUST MADE A BABY....

"I've seen bigger"

"I'm pregnant. But don't worry, it's not yours."

WTF? Does that mean that I am the "side salad?"

"I'm married". lol.

is that it?
is that all?

"why is it so small"?

I don't get all this fuss over football: It's just a game!

The absolutely worst thing is and will always be:

Do I look fat in this?

Guys, you know know its true. Stand to it. Because there are only 3 possible answers:

Yes.
No.
Maybe.

But none of them is correct

Three words that will crush any man, a total of six letters

IS IT IN?

I had to use the check book.

Don't say anything, just laugh!