Autocorrects gonna getcha!!!
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During lunch:
the boyfriend: I'm at Kohl's. Levi's ate 40 dollars.
me: they must have been hungry
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not exactly an autocorrect- but still funny!0 -
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I just choked on my water. LOL Love this one!0 -
ex: What are the plans for today?
me: I gotta pick up the girls at the brothel, then I will drop her off there.
ex: the where??
me: bethel. bethel. stupid phone.0 -
OMG, I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. Best one ever!!!0 -
Thanks for this thread. It made me laugh so hard at work I was crying. Pretty sure coworkers think I am insane lol0
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Thanks for this thread. It made me laugh so hard at work I was crying. Pretty sure coworkers think I am insane lol
you're very welcome0 -
This one makes me laugh so hard and I have no idea why....I'm just weird.
wow. I JUST LOST IT.0 -
This is not risque or anything but will always be my favorite.
Me: The meeting is now at 2pm.
Boss: Okay donkey.
Boss: I meant okie dokie.
Me: You actually meant to say okie dokie?
This was a mass text to the entire department.0 -
I babysit my niece while her parents are at work. One week last year my son participated in an after school computer program that had a presentation for the parents at the end.
Me: Hey! I forgot to tell you, I have to go to the school at 4:15 for that Parent Orgasm I told you about. Will you be here in time or should I take her with me?
Her: Ummm...I will be there, it is inappropriate to take her to something like that!
Me: Ok? It is just a quick computer thing. They said 20 minutes.
Me: OMG!!! Stupid phone! Program! I said PROGRAM!!!
Her: HA! I know what you meant, I remembered it was today. But it was fun!
Me: Jerk!0 -
I babysit my niece while her parents are at work. One week last year my son participated in an after school computer program that had a presentation for the parents at the end.
Me: Hey! I forgot to tell you, I have to go to the school at 4:15 for that Parent Orgasm I told you about. Will you be here in time or should I take her with me?
Her: Ummm...I will be there, it is inappropriate to take her to something like that!
Me: Ok? It is just a quick computer thing. They said 20 minutes.
Me: OMG!!! Stupid phone! Program! I said PROGRAM!!!
Her: HA! I know what you meant, I remembered it was today. But it was fun!
Me: Jerk!
LOL That is pretty funny!!0 -
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I had some pretty awesome AutoCorrects! They even made it onto fyouautocorrect.com.
First one, was I was supposed to meet her to give her cash for something, and cash somehow autocorrected to HEAD, so I told her I could meet her after work to give her HEAD>
Second, and I can't put details about it, but I was trying to type out somebody's name and the word *kitten* after it. It AC'd to FARTS *kitten*, so she is now deemed FARTS *kitten* (deemed very appropriately on accident).
There are so many of them, and get so into texting, that I totally miss it!0 -
I had some pretty awesome AutoCorrects! They even made it onto fyouautocorrect.com.
First one, was I was supposed to meet her to give her cash for something, and cash somehow autocorrected to HEAD, so I told her I could meet her after work to give her HEAD>
Second, and I can't put details about it, but I was trying to type out somebody's name and the word *kitten* after it. It AC'd to FARTS *kitten*, so she is now deemed FARTS *kitten* (deemed very appropriately on accident).
There are so many of them, and get so into texting, that I totally miss it!
HAHAHA those are the two I was thinking of!0 -
I had some pretty awesome AutoCorrects! They even made it onto fyouautocorrect.com.
First one, was I was supposed to meet her to give her cash for something, and cash somehow autocorrected to HEAD, so I told her I could meet her after work to give her HEAD>
Second, and I can't put details about it, but I was trying to type out somebody's name and the word *kitten* after it. It AC'd to FARTS *kitten*, so she is now deemed FARTS *kitten* (deemed very appropriately on accident).
There are so many of them, and get so into texting, that I totally miss it!
hahahah I saw the first one on there today- and almost posted it!!!0 -
I needed this thread. Laughing so hard I am crying and my parrot is laughing with me.0
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I needed this thread. Laughing so hard I am crying and my parrot is laughing with me.
HAHA- That's awesome!0 -
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